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Cracking open a cold one with the boys
Jan 20, 2018 6:22 AM
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fatmanandthrobbin
Hold my beer, boys. I shall BECOME the cold one
nomyblankets
Titanic all over again
Broadway2
Nah it’d be rose on the chair with jack holding on behind
srsgiraffe
Not so far from my weekend plans http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/274/928/9da.jpg
zone2oo0
"his shit froze as it hit the water"
sorensiim
Friends don't let friends film vertically.
mymylee
Flossugar
Well that’s one way to brake the ice.
Eternalcowboy182
is this it? is this the end? what sequence of events brought me to this point?what circumstances led me here?
PAPASQUATT
Momento?
ToasterDent
A Christmas Story?
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Man that was everything I had hoped for.
ummjakefromstatefarm
You could shove a chainsaw up your ass. But why would you do that?~Dr. Phil.
SeineDudeheit
Is it that jamaican bob team everyone is talking about?
Skypen
How it feels to chew 5 gum
promilleken1
From 7 inches to 1 in 3 seconds
KageroShijima
He ded?
theguy5621
Nah, cold but it takes a lot more exposure than that to kill a man
Gameraiser
Upvite for title
coppycat
Damn he looks so cool. in fact he looks ice cold
OrigamiShark
I'd have spun him.
jousef9
The friction creats alot of heat which melts the ice
CaptainCroutons
Good Ole' College Station, TX. We don't get ice this often.
mybrothernumpsay
Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, come on boys it’s sun chair time
ImCherokeeJack
MaryNoonan1967
They should have used the telescopic pool skimmer pole to test the middle. Amateurs.
ILikeGirlsWhoLikeSlurpin
Hoooooooooooooo! Chilly
niauropsaka
Yes, ice freezes from the edges like that. Thin in the middle.
MrRavellon
It freezes around points of crystallization. Which means it only freezes like this in a pool where there aren't any leaves and branches in /
MrRavellon
/the water and there aren't any waves to break the crystals up.
Muffdiver9
By moving he also keeps the weight from fully settling on the thin ice, but when he slows down he breaks through.
JHawke
This is a lie the goverment wants you to believe. Like the moon footage, they don't want you to know the center of frozen water is where >
HeyOP
the flouride mind control is at its weakest and the chemtrails can't touch you and most importantly where
NeedsAManual
they hide the Alien autopsies. However, even more can be uncovered when you go deeper where
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
I have never seen a swimming pool frozen before. Isn't it bad because ice needs more space than water?
niauropsaka
It's not frozen solid.
Itaru
It can be a problem, like cracking the walls and breaking the tiles due to the expansion of the ice, yes.
oblivire
mds308
More like cracking a cold one open with the balls.
Broadway2
I now know how cold that water is
fistermatic5000
1
BeauxSelector
About 30
robotnixon13
I now know how I read now know how a few times after just waking up in confusion
Souljah42
I do too .. Roughly 24 kazajoules wouldn't you say?
MasterBaconProclomation
Are you looking for acoustic guitar or electric guitar conversions?
completelywastedpotential
Ice cold.
SomeDetroitGuy
Exactly 32 degrees Fahrenheit. Approximately 0 degrees Celsius.
Shewy92
273 Kelvin
StatmanIbrahimovic
Chlorine or salt in the pool would change the freezing temp
Gonnaderpya
Approximately testicles retreating into skull cold
LiquidMilk
Been in water like that. Felt like i had three Adam's apples for a while there
Chriand
Around -1 guitar cold?
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
About 32 degrees Fahrenheit?
metzershmit
Above feezing. Inuits would thaw the hydes for their tents in water under the ice.
tbltopeviscerator
Below 0 Celsius?
samsonguy920
Approximately 273.15 Kelvin?
0xBAADF00D
About three cold?
konefsta
Bout tree fiddy ?
tbltopeviscerator
You're cutting it close, but at least three is a very good guess
drcleanser
ParkerHalo1
Expected this... not disappointed +1
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Chasgrich
Crackin open the boys with a cold one
ArcTrooperFives
This gif always makes me pucker.....
OverthoughtUnderedited
I puckered with a side of squirm and an audible "ugh". My back is cramping sympathetically now. I need to lie down.
karlyan
But what about his new band...
pauliexclusions
I think I saw his ass-crack... ._. I'll show myself out.
Thetenntenno
That's in my home town! German dude here on vacation thought he could break the ice into the look at the house he was staying at
Thetenntenno
Into the pool* god damn I hate auto correct
Spleadal
RIP Tailbone
fistermatic5000
And it'll never heal.
SwedishRationalist
I don't know about the US but here in Sweden they made DAMN sure to teach kids how dangerous it is to walk on thin ice and fall through.
SeriousSeamstress
There are parts in the US that rarely get snow/ice so some us aren't that smart about it. They get inside quickly at least.
AlexZuelke
oh we know, were just to stupid to care most of the time :)
Supermanisbetter
The world is full of stupid. We in the US just try to be the best at it. We think we will win some unknown prize.
OrionRed
We can't even get people to "believe" in climate change or evolution. People have a pride in rejecting expertise / experience.
pupperooskis
I patriotically, reject your statement! ...
OrionRed
Why do you hate the troops?
pupperooskis
Wait what? Im not sure what you mean. But for the record & if it means anything to you I’m a Californian that thanks Vets for their service
OrionRed
LIberial Killafornian...how many illegals did you bring in today to take our jobs and drop anchor babies in chains?????
circlebreaker
The US barely teaches their children basic English comprehension or spelling.
BreadyStinellis
Here too, at least in the north where we have winter and a shit load of frozen lakes. Everyone knows someone who drown getting caught
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
Yeah, coming from the coldest part of the US, it was drilled in us not to do this kind of shit.
circlebreaker
Guy 1 - "How's the weather up there? Nice and sunny?" Guy 2 - *glowers*
BreadyStinellis
Yes. Especially on rivers and lakes. Pools might not be as big of a deal, but still, panic sets in and the edges aren't easy to break throug
BreadyStinellis
Under ice. That shit is no joke and I cringe every time I see something like this.
YouCanReadGoodJob
Cracking open a boy with the cold one.
BorkLocutus
Wrestling on ICE. Haven't seen that one yet.
GregoryMegatron
Awesome how she gets up n does it again.
Arrofancy
FATALITY
oneoliner
Proper piledriving technique +1
samsonguy920
I see you found WWI (World Wrestling Ice)
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Undertakers daughter.
HinmnIsNotMyName
Hahaha! This gif is awesome. Thank you for making my night that much more enjoyable.
smule
OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!
Colo21
Zangief!
Misfire5150
Hoping that would be here!
svcAlex
Gib source plis
BingleyBingleyBeep
I'm confused... What was supposed to happen?
ObiWanShalomi
secks
HinmnIsNotMyName
Likely she would’ve flipped him back over in some way. I vaguely recall something like this, but I think the male was holding the female.
OverthoughtUnderedited
I'm guessing his head was not meant to contact the ice surface, but I'm not an expert in figure skating.... 1,
OverthoughtUnderedited
,2... I can hang for backwards skate at Astro Skate, but I'm not leaving the ground on blades or wheels or generally even my own feet.
OverthoughtUnderedited
,3... But I feel confident in saying she didn't intend to DDT her partner into the ice at 20mph.
PhunsukhWangdu
JR: "TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE! HE ALMOST BROKE HIS NECK IN HALF, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
SomeCrazyNerd
"BAH GAWD, HE HAD A FAMILY!"
shmekie
IN ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TRAGEDY