Aug 1, 2017 12:29 PM
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dolphindreamsandsatan
WHy is that so hard for people to do? I've ordered clothes from online sources for years now -- and have NEVER not gotten what I ordered...
Stefunny23
It's still cute
BreenW
Doin' the romper suit right:
jinaria
Chinese "XXXL" means "M" in EU.
Petethetog
It's a knock-off copy. Of course it's shite.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
pdbravo
Well I think she looks good in it.
TheyCanCome4You
I concur, not what she wanted but somewhere out there a guy with a teacup fetish just had his day made.
ArtOzz
Ya say that, but Ive been buying cargo trousers off Amazon UK for work. Sturdy AF and durable for only £17 and fit right out of the pack.
slothTerror
raider111111
Good news! Amazon is beta testing something called "Prime Wardrobe". It lets you pick 3 or more things to try on and return stuff that you 1
don't want or doesn't fit. https://www.amazon.com/learn-more-prime-wardrobe/b?ie=UTF8&node=16122413011
cracktoberfest
Just because you think you're a size 2 doesn't mean you are a size 2
whatupmyknitters
US size 2 =/= Asian size 2
tankboy
Bwaahahahah, another customer fooled by our use of midgets as our clothing models, excellent!
CantSleepInUnderwear
So girls like clothes that look like bandanas or table clothes. Got it.
paintballzero
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/6/623486_v2.jpg
arcadia2000
What is with all of you losers calling her fat? She's not fat. Maybe not muscular or toned but definitely not fat. She looks normal. Grow up
Littlemeg
Unfortunately clothes produced in China for Chinese market (AliExpress, which I suspect is really where this is from) will be made 1/2
for Chinese standard sizing ( shorter torso etc) also, cheap clothes are cut smaller to save money. Source: I'm a fashion designer.
ThisImgurShitIsHilarious
Also, not the same print. Model is most likely wearing a totally different garment that a Chinese factory attempted to emulate.
Also, hello fellow Imgurian apparel design
FlyingLetters
You look like a decortative tea cup
iwillbeback
I have the exact same thing and it fits perfectly. I ordered size L instead of S/M what i usually have and its great.
MaplePhoenix
Well, if it's the same size as what the 90 pound model with no tits is wearing, you're going to have issues
TroelsyTwo
You do know they often budge the clothes on models. Safety pins, even cytopenias the back you can't see in the picture.
Cut open*
I was somewhat aware...but I'd be lying if I knew what "Budge" meant
outvilejelly
Past tense of 'badge (v. intransitive) : doing whatever a badger does'.
mdtrep
In her defense the top does look a bit shorter than advertised
ticktockbent
or the model is much smaller than she is
No, just look at the amount of fabric in the two pictures ignore the person wearing them.
VeggieWombat
Bottom is also too short. Model has the pieces joining over bellybutton.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Reality looks a lot wider than it does tall. The print is also different if you look close. Similar but not the same.
Imalwaysready
Yep. Looks like a cheap knock-off.
GotToBeKiddyMe
That's because you're bigger. Wear your size.
koflan
Go get em, tiger
a medium in the US (example country, i don't know where she is) is not the same as a medium or even a large in China.
Blastergv9
This is why physical stores will never completely go away
NoVoteForYou
Or at least should never go away.
HighlySexualLobster
This issue goes out the window with standardized sizing. Who has the swagger to pressure manufacturers? Amazon and Walmart.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Eventually we'll probably have the tech to have a holographic fitting room or just 3d print your clothes onto yourself.
silverDistortioN
Oh man, guys. Chinese sizes are smaller. A lot of Amazon sellers who sell Chinese goods may not say they're any different.
EroticZombiePants
Because they are shorter, and we are lardasses.
It's not an identical pattern to the one on the left, either. Close, but not identical. Probably a cheap knock-off.
Imgur has apparently never experienced clothes made in Asia that don't adapt their sizing very well for the western market.
Gray808
I actually saw a sweater recently on Amazon. One of the sizes was "Asian Small". So... like for ants?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
That actually also happens vice-versa - Western-sized clothes to us are YUUUUUUGE
edofm
Just American size tbh. I have no problem with European size.
lebowskisd
I can never get enough of some good pee pee friction pleasure, thanks man
DiirtMcGiirt
Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE US for being fat
sprtpsych
I'm half Filipino, but am also 6'1" 170lbs. When I buy clothes in the Philippines, tho I wear a M here I'm 2XL there.
Temenos
same problem, Korean adopted, but 6. 200lbs, Large european, 2-3xl in asian clothes
fulminatrix
I know an American guy who's like 5'5" and loved shopping in Japan because he was a med/large there instead of XS/kid's sizes.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
I mean, when you either A. order the wrong size, or B. dont pay attention to the measurements. Which leads back to A.
Ivain
yeah, sizes and the likes are usually what fucks up things like this. That, and having the wrong body proportions.
sassybeckalicious
Chinese measurements, they warn you in teeny letters
elohcin
I bet she didn't notice it was Chinese sizes. They run very small
im korean, my korean large, is a european medium, i need xxxl shirts as a fit guy
SephardicHomo
also helps to not have a body with curves like a refridgerator
jimmysuebob
I'll go down with you man. I agree 100%
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Lol I'm with you. *Sees hot model with outfit online* *triple her size, never goes to gym* "wow I'll look so cute in that!"
yoshi
getting downvoted by fridges for speaking your mind :(
redfactor4
Mean af, but the truth doesn't have to be nice
Not sure why you got the downvotes, I though it was funny.
Hey! Refrigerators are sexy too!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Make refrigerators great again!
pizzapartyhard
As someone who is overweight, I'm okay with harsh truths, but she does not seem overweight, at least not significantly so.
she's not overweight, she's just not the bodytype for that outfit
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
She's not overweight at all. She may be in the top 50% of her category but not overweight.
ohshitausername
Tbh the sizing charts are usually never accurate. If the company doesn't provide a sizing chart, Amazon puts one up and it never works.
I usually have to read the reviews and hope someone posts that they have a similar body type as mine, and hear what they say about the size.
Man0fReaction
My grandma has the same pattern on her teacups.
Mordrehl
Everyone's grandma has that pattern on their teacups
DustinDustyDust
I'm a lil teapot short and stout...
lungx
Delfts blauw.
bigpooplog
Blue-ish
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Dutch stuff.
MeEmBot
I want a kitchen with white and blue pattern like that.
SCHWARZENPECKER
Damn!
comehomefransbrauder
Mine was going to be, "Who the hell wants to look like a teacup anyway?"
Norfolkanchancehere
Ming dynasty those clothes
SkyOkamy
Shouldn't talk about your grandma stretch marks.
Vaanhalen
That girl in the gif has it covering up her teacups too
n0n53n53
*b-cups
BarretXIII
teacups, bowls, plates, ceramic spoons. We got that pattern everywhere!
GreenFox
Where did you think they got it?
DeadArcadian
i concur
ArrowheadCosplay
Dutch?
LeapingAChasmInTwoJumps
You may have misread the size chart
circlebreaker
Why not ask a tailor to record your measurements? Just tell them that you're not there for a suit and pay them $40 for 15 min. work.
FuckYeahImAwesome
The shorts are high waisted in the left picture, the model must be 4 foot nothing
SpaceCthulhu
Look how short it is. They don't state the length on most size charts. Some even have dodgy waist sizes. Unless she's 6'+ it's just cheap.
MissSiesta
Chinese size charts are notoriously difficult to get right. They're not used to curves either :/ (only tiny stick figures)
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
But the shorts look like they fit. Maybe it was sold together, one size for top+bottom
SarahJD
Literally had the exact same thing happen to me with the exact same outfit - can confirm is not sized as it said on the website
d0o0o0d
Kinda looks like it shrank in the laundry. The pattern seems compressed vertically.
Talmorean
Chinese XL is like a men's medium.
zPiotr
Try a small lol.
stink3rbelle
Or mis-measured herself. Many people squeeze the tape super tight instead of measuring their actual size. So the clothes are tight, too.
topshelfassistant
A good chunk of online shopping falls victim to the size chart being way off
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ZachsAnomaiy
Always check if it's from another country too, size charts are not global. Conversion is necessary. I wear a small US but a large in China.
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
The only time I buy clothes on Amazon is if the item has a lot of reviews that talk about the size, so I know to go bigger/smaller/etc
Fl0zilla
my ex girlfriend used to call me by your username
ha! my babysitter called me it when I was little. It's a play off my given name
mine too... *the plot thickens*
first name AND middle name?
AstronautChicken
No. The only people that set of clothing would fit are american 7 year olds and korean 16 year olds. She probably ordered a medium.
FreshBeets
Well if she ordered a medium then that's her problem. She's clearly much bigger than that.
Realistically - She ordered a Large, but from a Chinese seller - making it more like a US Small.
Sinth0ras
or people who buy the right size
Okay? This doesnt mean anything? This girl could have gotten lucky or she could have gotten it from a different seller
FenellaKettleWitch
It's a different pattern and cut. Not the same shorts set as in the post photo. Probably an original rather than the rip off OP bought
Shh skinny girls are hated on Imgur ;) The chubby Tumblrinas will shame you
Also, its just not well made. See how it fits in the arms (close enough), and literally nowhere else?
7 year-old Korean body builders
And it also is shorter in her size than the model... or is no one going to point that out?
Lischu
Also the pattern is different.
Duendes
Size chart, underestimating their own size & not understanding the cut
pronoun
The pattern and the cut of the material are different from the one pictured. It looks like a cheap knock off.
Earlkay
Of course it's a cheap knockoff but it probably only cost a fiver. He issue with it is that she sized her self badly. They're designed 1/2
For Asian people who tend to be smaller. Getting an XL isn't something to be ashamed of if it fits.
dolphindreamsandsatan
WHy is that so hard for people to do? I've ordered clothes from online sources for years now -- and have NEVER not gotten what I ordered...
Stefunny23
It's still cute
BreenW
Doin' the romper suit right:
jinaria
Chinese "XXXL" means "M" in EU.
Petethetog
It's a knock-off copy. Of course it's shite.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
pdbravo
Well I think she looks good in it.
TheyCanCome4You
I concur, not what she wanted but somewhere out there a guy with a teacup fetish just had his day made.
ArtOzz
Ya say that, but Ive been buying cargo trousers off Amazon UK for work. Sturdy AF and durable for only £17 and fit right out of the pack.
slothTerror
raider111111
Good news! Amazon is beta testing something called "Prime Wardrobe". It lets you pick 3 or more things to try on and return stuff that you 1
raider111111
don't want or doesn't fit. https://www.amazon.com/learn-more-prime-wardrobe/b?ie=UTF8&node=16122413011
cracktoberfest
Just because you think you're a size 2 doesn't mean you are a size 2
whatupmyknitters
US size 2 =/= Asian size 2
tankboy
Bwaahahahah, another customer fooled by our use of midgets as our clothing models, excellent!
CantSleepInUnderwear
So girls like clothes that look like bandanas or table clothes. Got it.
paintballzero
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/6/623486_v2.jpg
arcadia2000
What is with all of you losers calling her fat? She's not fat. Maybe not muscular or toned but definitely not fat. She looks normal. Grow up
Littlemeg
Unfortunately clothes produced in China for Chinese market (AliExpress, which I suspect is really where this is from) will be made 1/2
Littlemeg
for Chinese standard sizing ( shorter torso etc) also, cheap clothes are cut smaller to save money. Source: I'm a fashion designer.
ThisImgurShitIsHilarious
Also, not the same print. Model is most likely wearing a totally different garment that a Chinese factory attempted to emulate.
ThisImgurShitIsHilarious
Also, hello fellow Imgurian apparel design
FlyingLetters
You look like a decortative tea cup
iwillbeback
I have the exact same thing and it fits perfectly. I ordered size L instead of S/M what i usually have and its great.
MaplePhoenix
Well, if it's the same size as what the 90 pound model with no tits is wearing, you're going to have issues
TroelsyTwo
You do know they often budge the clothes on models. Safety pins, even cytopenias the back you can't see in the picture.
TroelsyTwo
Cut open*
MaplePhoenix
I was somewhat aware...but I'd be lying if I knew what "Budge" meant
outvilejelly
Past tense of 'badge (v. intransitive) : doing whatever a badger does'.
mdtrep
In her defense the top does look a bit shorter than advertised
ticktockbent
or the model is much smaller than she is
mdtrep
No, just look at the amount of fabric in the two pictures ignore the person wearing them.
VeggieWombat
Bottom is also too short. Model has the pieces joining over bellybutton.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Reality looks a lot wider than it does tall. The print is also different if you look close. Similar but not the same.
Imalwaysready
Yep. Looks like a cheap knock-off.
GotToBeKiddyMe
That's because you're bigger. Wear your size.
koflan
Go get em, tiger
whatupmyknitters
a medium in the US (example country, i don't know where she is) is not the same as a medium or even a large in China.
Blastergv9
This is why physical stores will never completely go away
NoVoteForYou
Or at least should never go away.
HighlySexualLobster
This issue goes out the window with standardized sizing. Who has the swagger to pressure manufacturers? Amazon and Walmart.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Eventually we'll probably have the tech to have a holographic fitting room or just 3d print your clothes onto yourself.
silverDistortioN
Oh man, guys. Chinese sizes are smaller. A lot of Amazon sellers who sell Chinese goods may not say they're any different.
EroticZombiePants
Because they are shorter, and we are lardasses.
Imalwaysready
It's not an identical pattern to the one on the left, either. Close, but not identical. Probably a cheap knock-off.
koflan
Imgur has apparently never experienced clothes made in Asia that don't adapt their sizing very well for the western market.
Gray808
I actually saw a sweater recently on Amazon. One of the sizes was "Asian Small". So... like for ants?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
That actually also happens vice-versa - Western-sized clothes to us are YUUUUUUGE
edofm
Just American size tbh. I have no problem with European size.
lebowskisd
I can never get enough of some good pee pee friction pleasure, thanks man
DiirtMcGiirt
Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE US for being fat
sprtpsych
I'm half Filipino, but am also 6'1" 170lbs. When I buy clothes in the Philippines, tho I wear a M here I'm 2XL there.
Temenos
same problem, Korean adopted, but 6. 200lbs, Large european, 2-3xl in asian clothes
fulminatrix
I know an American guy who's like 5'5" and loved shopping in Japan because he was a med/large there instead of XS/kid's sizes.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
I mean, when you either A. order the wrong size, or B. dont pay attention to the measurements. Which leads back to A.
Ivain
yeah, sizes and the likes are usually what fucks up things like this. That, and having the wrong body proportions.
sassybeckalicious
Chinese measurements, they warn you in teeny letters
elohcin
I bet she didn't notice it was Chinese sizes. They run very small
Temenos
im korean, my korean large, is a european medium, i need xxxl shirts as a fit guy
SephardicHomo
also helps to not have a body with curves like a refridgerator
jimmysuebob
I'll go down with you man. I agree 100%
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Lol I'm with you. *Sees hot model with outfit online* *triple her size, never goes to gym* "wow I'll look so cute in that!"
yoshi
getting downvoted by fridges for speaking your mind :(
redfactor4
Mean af, but the truth doesn't have to be nice
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
Not sure why you got the downvotes, I though it was funny.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
Hey! Refrigerators are sexy too!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Make refrigerators great again!
pizzapartyhard
As someone who is overweight, I'm okay with harsh truths, but she does not seem overweight, at least not significantly so.
SephardicHomo
she's not overweight, she's just not the bodytype for that outfit
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
She's not overweight at all. She may be in the top 50% of her category but not overweight.
ohshitausername
Tbh the sizing charts are usually never accurate. If the company doesn't provide a sizing chart, Amazon puts one up and it never works.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyfingerthere2
I usually have to read the reviews and hope someone posts that they have a similar body type as mine, and hear what they say about the size.
Man0fReaction
My grandma has the same pattern on her teacups.
slothTerror
Mordrehl
Everyone's grandma has that pattern on their teacups
DustinDustyDust
I'm a lil teapot short and stout...
lungx
Delfts blauw.
bigpooplog
Blue-ish
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Dutch stuff.
MeEmBot
I want a kitchen with white and blue pattern like that.
SCHWARZENPECKER
Damn!
comehomefransbrauder
Mine was going to be, "Who the hell wants to look like a teacup anyway?"
Norfolkanchancehere
Ming dynasty those clothes
SkyOkamy
Shouldn't talk about your grandma stretch marks.
Vaanhalen
That girl in the gif has it covering up her teacups too
n0n53n53
*b-cups
BarretXIII
teacups, bowls, plates, ceramic spoons. We got that pattern everywhere!
GreenFox
Where did you think they got it?
DeadArcadian
i concur
ArrowheadCosplay
Dutch?
LeapingAChasmInTwoJumps
You may have misread the size chart
circlebreaker
Why not ask a tailor to record your measurements? Just tell them that you're not there for a suit and pay them $40 for 15 min. work.
FuckYeahImAwesome
The shorts are high waisted in the left picture, the model must be 4 foot nothing
SpaceCthulhu
Look how short it is. They don't state the length on most size charts. Some even have dodgy waist sizes. Unless she's 6'+ it's just cheap.
MissSiesta
Chinese size charts are notoriously difficult to get right. They're not used to curves either :/ (only tiny stick figures)
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
But the shorts look like they fit. Maybe it was sold together, one size for top+bottom
SarahJD
Literally had the exact same thing happen to me with the exact same outfit - can confirm is not sized as it said on the website
d0o0o0d
Kinda looks like it shrank in the laundry. The pattern seems compressed vertically.
Talmorean
Chinese XL is like a men's medium.
zPiotr
Try a small lol.
stink3rbelle
Or mis-measured herself. Many people squeeze the tape super tight instead of measuring their actual size. So the clothes are tight, too.
topshelfassistant
A good chunk of online shopping falls victim to the size chart being way off
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ZachsAnomaiy
Always check if it's from another country too, size charts are not global. Conversion is necessary. I wear a small US but a large in China.
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
The only time I buy clothes on Amazon is if the item has a lot of reviews that talk about the size, so I know to go bigger/smaller/etc
Fl0zilla
my ex girlfriend used to call me by your username
stink3rbelle
ha! my babysitter called me it when I was little. It's a play off my given name
Fl0zilla
mine too... *the plot thickens*
stink3rbelle
first name AND middle name?
AstronautChicken
No. The only people that set of clothing would fit are american 7 year olds and korean 16 year olds. She probably ordered a medium.
FreshBeets
Well if she ordered a medium then that's her problem. She's clearly much bigger than that.
FreshBeets
Realistically - She ordered a Large, but from a Chinese seller - making it more like a US Small.
Sinth0ras
or people who buy the right size
AstronautChicken
Okay? This doesnt mean anything? This girl could have gotten lucky or she could have gotten it from a different seller
FenellaKettleWitch
It's a different pattern and cut. Not the same shorts set as in the post photo. Probably an original rather than the rip off OP bought
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FreshBeets
Shh skinny girls are hated on Imgur ;) The chubby Tumblrinas will shame you
AstronautChicken
Also, its just not well made. See how it fits in the arms (close enough), and literally nowhere else?
n0n53n53
7 year-old Korean body builders
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
And it also is shorter in her size than the model... or is no one going to point that out?
Lischu
Also the pattern is different.
Duendes
Size chart, underestimating their own size & not understanding the cut
pronoun
The pattern and the cut of the material are different from the one pictured. It looks like a cheap knock off.
Earlkay
Of course it's a cheap knockoff but it probably only cost a fiver. He issue with it is that she sized her self badly. They're designed 1/2
Earlkay
For Asian people who tend to be smaller. Getting an XL isn't something to be ashamed of if it fits.