Jan 10, 2018 2:30 PM
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MoePancakes
When you didn't put any points in stealth but your swim skill is so strong it doesn't matter.
DavidHawa
You don’t have to outswim a croc,just the other gazelles
LordOfTheRingDings
*Has flashback to End of Zoe dlc for RE7* *Incoherent screams of rage*
itsoveranakinihavethehighgroundYOUWEREMYBROTHERANAKIN
NorthWestOutdoorsman
I don't know about you. But that mess is putting JAWS to shame.
aflarge
You know the fucked up part(for it) is that they were probably running from land predators.
aJojoRefrence
Nyooom
BANANAFLAKE
It's like a speed boat with anger and teeth.
MingsterL
CometLaHal
the fucking wake that thing made
KingofFap
I need Snoop Dogg for narration.
Skyshadow86
the fastest water log i have ever seen
chimmichurrichanga
EthicalCephalopod
DAYUMMMMMMM
bngeniii
Croc o shit...that's n alligator
Supm8y
Let's talk about your username.
maliciousGman
Don't fuck with animals that outlived the dinosaurs.
MuddyMax
There are more dinosaurs alive today than crocodilians
englebertfistybuns
"Outlived" makes it sound like an age thing- Crocs survived the meteor that ENDED dinosaurs. Crocs survived MF space missiles..
Hammertulski
I've seen smaller wakes from Evinrude outboards at full throttle. God damn.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
That. Is fucking terrifying
PacerStacktrain
Yup... stay away
2thfxr
Murder log swims fast
izinigrad
Murder Log used Surf! It is super effective!
ComputerLord1337
Murder Log used Dive! OHKO!
DrBRx
Student loan officer
EntertainedLurker
"T-T-Timmeh! I'll save y-yo... Gaaaah!!" - Jimmy probably
micmic00
....or even try to play Marco Polo
Yupurineutah
Oh give me where water bufallo roam. Where the deer and the antelope are prey.
truthsmiles
It must suck to know you're about to die for a full 5 seconds and not be able to do a thing about it.
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
FaithAlone
I want to believe that second deer knew what would happen, it wanted to save it's friend and make sure they got across safely.
ARavenheart
Is the antelope going to be okay ?
thegatman69
Yes. It has been photoshopped. NOT
fuzzai
Yes, he's fine, he's just swimming under water.
Prepress2
Tis but a scratch
echonite
Im sure it will buff right out.
temujin9
Yeah. I mean, losing a friend always sucks, but he'll recover.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
He's fine, I was just looking for the interview video
Kvothefefe
Retardedpidgeon
anteNOPE
ViolentEndeavor
He ded. like. so ded.
Turbogoat
Yeah, but his stunt double is going to feel it.
pills92
Well it'll never be sad or scared or hurt again. So yea it's ok
IAmSometimesThatGuy
That's a good answer. Nice. Saving this for when I have kids haha.
igniskonig
I wish I could be okay like that.
JimCotton
Me too
PULLMAN464
TraitorousTrump3
He's learning scuba.
Bassaker
...the hard way
baturro
Yes, all three separate parts of him.
dainwhite
He ded.
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
Yes, it and the crocodile made amends and are selling potpourri in the south of France. 3rd quarter sales are down but they diversified well
johnvictor
If being a crocodile's BM is okay then yes, it's perfectly fine.
NotTheReincarnationOfHitler
Tis but a flesh wound
Rochechief
You don't have to be the fastest - just don't be the slowest
clevermotherfucker
Just dont be the closest.
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
-- Wayne Gretzky -- Michael Scott
twatllama
- Michael Jordan
CameMoreThanOnce
RoryBlack1
Crocs even on land are pretty fucking fast dude.
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
If you ain't first you're last
davidqrandolph
Unless there are two crocs!
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
The other one also got eaten.
Higure
Well, after his friend was gone, he was the slowest once, no?
*one, damnit.
ThisOneKid
Well the other one was the slowest once too. Just, only once.
youreWelc0me
MoePancakes
When you didn't put any points in stealth but your swim skill is so strong it doesn't matter.
DavidHawa
You don’t have to outswim a croc,just the other gazelles
LordOfTheRingDings
*Has flashback to End of Zoe dlc for RE7* *Incoherent screams of rage*
itsoveranakinihavethehighgroundYOUWEREMYBROTHERANAKIN
NorthWestOutdoorsman
I don't know about you. But that mess is putting JAWS to shame.
aflarge
You know the fucked up part(for it) is that they were probably running from land predators.
aJojoRefrence
Nyooom
BANANAFLAKE
It's like a speed boat with anger and teeth.
MingsterL
CometLaHal
the fucking wake that thing made
KingofFap
I need Snoop Dogg for narration.
Skyshadow86
the fastest water log i have ever seen
chimmichurrichanga
EthicalCephalopod
DAYUMMMMMMM
bngeniii
Croc o shit...that's n alligator
Supm8y
Let's talk about your username.
maliciousGman
Don't fuck with animals that outlived the dinosaurs.
MuddyMax
There are more dinosaurs alive today than crocodilians
englebertfistybuns
"Outlived" makes it sound like an age thing- Crocs survived the meteor that ENDED dinosaurs. Crocs survived MF space missiles..
Hammertulski
I've seen smaller wakes from Evinrude outboards at full throttle. God damn.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
That. Is fucking terrifying
PacerStacktrain
Yup... stay away
2thfxr
Murder log swims fast
izinigrad
Murder Log used Surf! It is super effective!
ComputerLord1337
Murder Log used Dive! OHKO!
DrBRx
Student loan officer
EntertainedLurker
"T-T-Timmeh! I'll save y-yo... Gaaaah!!" - Jimmy probably
micmic00
....or even try to play Marco Polo
Yupurineutah
Oh give me where water bufallo roam. Where the deer and the antelope are prey.
truthsmiles
It must suck to know you're about to die for a full 5 seconds and not be able to do a thing about it.
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
FaithAlone
I want to believe that second deer knew what would happen, it wanted to save it's friend and make sure they got across safely.
ARavenheart
Is the antelope going to be okay ?
thegatman69
Yes. It has been photoshopped. NOT
fuzzai
Yes, he's fine, he's just swimming under water.
Prepress2
Tis but a scratch
echonite
Im sure it will buff right out.
temujin9
Yeah. I mean, losing a friend always sucks, but he'll recover.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
He's fine, I was just looking for the interview video
Kvothefefe
Retardedpidgeon
anteNOPE
ViolentEndeavor
He ded. like. so ded.
Turbogoat
Yeah, but his stunt double is going to feel it.
pills92
Well it'll never be sad or scared or hurt again. So yea it's ok
IAmSometimesThatGuy
That's a good answer. Nice. Saving this for when I have kids haha.
igniskonig
I wish I could be okay like that.
JimCotton
Me too
PULLMAN464
TraitorousTrump3
He's learning scuba.
Bassaker
...the hard way
baturro
Yes, all three separate parts of him.
dainwhite
He ded.
MOTHERFUCKINGTYR
Yes, it and the crocodile made amends and are selling potpourri in the south of France. 3rd quarter sales are down but they diversified well
johnvictor
If being a crocodile's BM is okay then yes, it's perfectly fine.
NotTheReincarnationOfHitler
Tis but a flesh wound
Rochechief
You don't have to be the fastest - just don't be the slowest
clevermotherfucker
Just dont be the closest.
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
-- Wayne Gretzky -- Michael Scott
twatllama
- Michael Jordan
CameMoreThanOnce
RoryBlack1
Crocs even on land are pretty fucking fast dude.
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
If you ain't first you're last
davidqrandolph
Unless there are two crocs!
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
The other one also got eaten.
Higure
Well, after his friend was gone, he was the slowest once, no?
Higure
*one, damnit.
ThisOneKid
Well the other one was the slowest once too. Just, only once.
youreWelc0me