God, it's the truth though...

Jun 8, 2017 2:17 AM

Thingamajiggly

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What is this, "morning," bullshit?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well. Next year I die

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only get hungover if I drink all day long and I'm 35

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, to be young again...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe dont drink then

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is the best advice actually

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i'm 36 - not even close buddy :) Don't drink shi*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PSA: I always drink water while getting sloshed. It pays dividends the next morning, plus shots burn less night of.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If I drank water as well as everything else I need to drink, I would end up in the loo all night

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's fine. I do too. It's gonna happen anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never wake up in the morning after I drink but I don't get a Hanover when I wake up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had a hangover. Then again, I've only drank twice

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Am 20 can't confirm, I'm picture #2 already

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just smoke a j and drink some water then eat some fried chicken. Works every time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 34 and I almost never get a bad hangover. Trick is to stay in shape, eat healthy food and do not social smoke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Nah. Elite athletes can still get hangovers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need to drink like you're in college if you're not in college.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always say to myself if you're naturally a confident happy outgoing person what do you need alcohol in the first place?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

35 wasn't an issue. After 35 it became an issue. Definitely not worth the pain now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I used to drink like a fish. Am 31 now and the most I can handle is 3 drinks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Depends of the drink.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Learn to drink

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck it drink all day every day no hangovers just blackout weeks

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm down

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best strategy is to drink a lot all the time. Your might suck but you won't get hangovers, so.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been getting awful hangovers since I was 18..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At 50 you just keep drinking. Can't be hungover if you don't stop.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can't stop, won't stop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am 27, can confirm. Used to be able to black out one night and wake up for work the next morning with no problem. No more...

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

same, i used to drink and bang lines of coke all night with mild hangovers. Just thinking of doing that is giving me a hangover

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am 35, can confirm. Used to be able to do that too, now I have 2 day hangovers...entire weekends are wasted.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

If I want to be 100% functional on Monday, I can't go out on Saturday...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh, wasted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Switch to weed then.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I feel way better sticking to weed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had my first two day hangover after this last New Year's. I had thought they were just playful exaggerations older people made.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never got a hangover but decided the slightly groggy sleepy feeling alcohol brings is just too much to handle more than once every couple

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Months

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeahhh my hangovers went from bad headaches and a second of nausea to OH GOD I'M NOT MOVING FOR THREE DAYS. And I'm 23

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

It's the not moving that makes it worse, actually. You have to basically sweat or work the alcohol out.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Work rate has no impact on the livers rate of metabolism of alcohol, and sweating doesn't remove anything either

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Inactivity makes you focus on the pain. Getting off your arse helps you ignore it. Plus, you tend to eat/drink more which helps.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

About 10% is removed by sweating is what the internet says...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10% of what?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not you just keep dronking

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is perfect :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see you're already there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the older you get, the longer they last

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The older you get the more you drink

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the older I get to more I'm ok with just keep drinking as a hangover cure, you can't get hungover if you're always drunk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they do... Had my first two day long hangover a year ago. I thought I was going to die

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I-is this my life now? Am I stuck in perpetual hangover hell?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a functioning to a point alcoholic I don't have that problem....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

"to a point" being "manages to get out of bed... occasionally"? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm almost 40, jack isn't that mean to me

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Same experience. It's the fruity stuff that can kill you.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Note to self: don't go fruity

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely the sugar. Stay away from sugary mixers and liqueur, they're hangovers in a bottle.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See i always just got real bad hangovers. So fuck everyone who didnt

9 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 2

Same it was just the worst

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Git gud

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Me too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At 21 I for sure got hangovers but I could shake that shit in no time with a good meal and a banana smoothie. It can take days now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always feel like crap the entire next day. Started to be not worth it. So now I never drink enough to get one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I either got really lucky or is that I always remember to eat and drink plenty of water while drinking. Never had a hangover.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Drink more water and less beer

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My body can't handle more than 2 days in a row. There's just no way I can consume alcohol on day 3. And that's a 2-day hangover anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Only ones were I survived well was when I only drank high quality vodka or when I spent the night vomiting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here, homie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an alcoholic at 35, I don't get hangovers cuz I drink nearly every day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta drink at least 12 ounces of water with every drink. I always drink at least 32 just in case

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

People forget that. I got downvoted to hell for suggesting that. I've never been hungover. I'm 28 though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A big glass of water usually was enough for me, back when I still drank. The feeling of a slowly dying stomach was annoying though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes!! I was looking for this. Hangovers are caused by dehydration after all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I drink 20oz of water to every 12 of beer and I still get nasty hangovers after like 4-5. Some of us just can't drink well. I'm 30...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might try an anti-diuretic to help you hold onto all that water. Salty foods, for instance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Water, vato. Lots and lots of water. The less dehydrated you are before/after, the less it hurts. Avoid caffeine, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curious as to why to avoid caffeine - before or after?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both. It's a Diuretic. (It makes you piss) which is bad for holding onto water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0