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It's exactly what it sounds like.
Jackie Chan as Chun Li
Apr 7, 2016 2:22 PM
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TheRuggedProfessorNeckbeard
If someone could post the video with sound, they actually play music and sound effects from the games. Its glorious.
thorr97
Kinda poor resolution & cheesy dubbing but.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsajdIZf74
Whythehellwouldijointhissite
I'd still rather get crushed by those thighs than Zangief's.
pegasus222
It's Jackie's BIRTHDAY today!!!!!
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Ya-ta!
NotNotMario
https://youtu.be/cvkvPmHRI7E
TopFlightSecurityOfTheWorld
It's Jackie Chan's 62nd birthday today
Dunes8
Chan Li
FlyingCrow91
Jackie Chun
FrankWestPJ
I don't know how I could have possibly missed this movie. I'm gonna quit my job so I can go watch it immediately.
ChefSomme
aaaaaand I am now a lesbian
LittleDragon
His happy dance and the smile is the best part
MRWusernameisavailable
Guy In red looks like 80's Ozzy Osbourne
DrMichaelHfuhruhurr
Damn Jackie Chans had some work done!
ChuckKarma
I'm satisfied that this exists.
JeffGriffin
still not as good as future cops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WUNQYWsnHg
BeardyMcFace
everybody want to be a CITY HUNTER!
TinyboxTim
Jackie Chan and Steve Irwin were two of my childhood heroes. That is all. Enjoy the rest of your day.
ThreeDogKnight
I am baffled that the first gif isn't looped as much as I assumed.
venedik
Chun Li means "Chinese" in Turkish. Çinli... Just for your information
JumperX
Yatta!
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
"Me bouncy!"..fuck wrong game...
supercalifraglisticexistentialcrisis
JACKIE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET CAUGHT UP IN THE PANAMA PAPERS SCANDAL??
dagmerzuri
I just love Asian men as women..
HauteChocolate
Where has this been all my life
SlainYoungling
CITY HUNTER!
neclimdul
https://thenextthingblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/city-hunter.jpg
NeuerStandard
drink one, everytime it falls
CurseUrSuddenButInevitableBetrayal
I love this movie...though I would've pick the other girl
docweird
I love Jackie Chan (no homo, since childhood; Drunken Master, Project A, The Protector...)
pananasinbajamas
Source - https://youtu.be/zIxETAx_61M
Dreadends
Bookmark*$$$$$$$$
rawrrthemightydragon
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ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
My life is better for having seen this.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
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Bubblesquash
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HalielREL
Thank goodness for you
yourcalllightisalreadyinyourhand
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zettaslow
Thank you for linking this. Loved it and the gifs don't even begin to do it justice.
Curiousone545
That is so fantastic. I love Jackie Chan <3
themostirreleventnameintheworld
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Schmedes
This is fucking glorious
thatoneguywiththebeard
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sirrobbifo
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dudeface
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LaughingOrgasms
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ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
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cutzmyownhair
wow... uhm. this is pretty spectacular
OneColdBloodedDickens
I know... I wasn't prepared for this at all. Sigh *
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
City Hunter, if you're interested
stygyan
A spoof in an unrelated movie turned out to be much better than the video game movie.
CirB
Jackie apparently doesn't much care for the film, but I've always found it pretty funny and a good, mindless watch.
MakeItBackAlright
Anybody else remember that Jackie Chan is under scrutiny for his involvement in the Panama Papers?
RedJack3t
There are legitimate reasons to hold offshore accounts, it's a pity everyone is forgetting that. We'll see tho, I guess.
honeydickin
Yeah, I wish there was more info released
HellomynameisSatan
You think Jackie manages his own money?
thisismypost
jackie chan takes care of his stunt team families, donates money and does charity work all the time. he can get away with a small genocide
CurseUrSuddenButInevitableBetrayal
His name was mentioned, nothing illegal was found on him yet.
MakeItBackAlright
Nothing illegal has been put together on anyone yet, but the allegation of involvement has resulted in some serious fallout.
Demoncarebear
Who cares lol. The man is brutally talented and as long as he's not supporting terrorists idgaf. He's awesome
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Most stuff in the Panama Papers wasn't illegal. It's getting attention because some of it is Really illegal and involves major powers.
MakeItBackAlright
Ehhh... most of them "extralegal" than legal. Loopholes to avoid taxes aren't exactly kosher, but just very difficult to prosecute.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
If it's illegal it isn't a loophole. It's just illegal. Offshore accounts are not illegal by themselves. Hence our problems with inversions.
MakeItBackAlright
I use the term loophole because these are big gray areas in terms of criminality. A lot may well be prosecutable, with the complete files.
ArvisJaggamar
"Involvement" is completely the wrong word. His name comes up in them. That means nothing. Let's wait until there's evidence to freak out.
MakeItBackAlright
There's very few legal reasons to be in the Panama papers. If you're in there, you're probably committing some form of tax fraud. That said
MakeItBackAlright
I doubt he's involved in money laundering for sex slaves and the taxes he's probably avoiding are Chinese taxes so frankly I wouldn't care.
PersonalityFire
My feelings, too. It's one thing to shield your money from a western, relatively redistributive democracy. But the Chinese government? Hmmm.
Rheios
To be fair, I haven't read them,but I'd believe it to be just as likely he just has major stakes in a corporation who is laundering money(1)
Rheios
through there. Frankly it could even be a Chinese company. He did a ton of work there in his youth, after all. But that's probably just(2)
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dannwyrm
He's a government stooge for China and cheated on his wife. He's kind of a dirtbag, unfortunately.
tred1975
he is so cute
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
until you find out he's so powerful in the Hong Kong entertainment industry that he gets first picks at fucking all the new girls going into
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
the field cuz they need to fuck him in order to get more jobs
PhoenixQueenAzula
KAWAII SENPAI
BangkokDanger
He's chinese
PhoenixQueenAzula
CHING CHONG TING FENG
SpaceCowboyHappy
Gotta say... Jackie Chan got some great legs
Fancyrobot101
You're not wrong
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
It's sort of a vital qualification for Chun Li
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
All those years of stunts and exercise really paid off huh...
abundantbadgers
....And some dummy corporations in Panama
imustbeinthewrongmeeting
Yikes
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Tax evasion. We knew in the back of our minds the most wealthy people of the world do it. Its just a matter of finding evidence against them
imustbeinthewrongmeeting
That's messed up
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
I do my best.