Oct 21, 2021 1:15 AM
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Wolf350
Your shoelace has some real attitude
CrazedDrifter
*tiny angry snake noises*
mrshihtzu
its cute
Jaexyr
Awwww give him a little boop
itzujones1
So leave it be!
optimusgoose
Same mentality as chihuahuas and dudes under 5' in lifted trucks
originalmoomoo
One of these angry noodles showed up in my neighbor’s bathroom. We’re in the same building. Help.
Betterbecauseofthem
Stop harassing animals
Specializedchuck
Just bite him
AngryRageBonerPoopFlyGuy
Aaaw It thinks its about to die.
Hibbtygibitty
He’s just looking for bugs. Leave him alone.
Chimichanga007
Why not fuck with it i guess?
ItsjustDog
"I'mma heck you" - noodle prolly
tarkus10
Well, looks like you started it.
dumbinsults
Pffft, I've had worse noodles. Noodles & Co. is the only place with spaghetti I find unedible. They had one job to do!
Hellrzr33
Is it a green vine tree snake?
ignimbrite
oh. my. god. IT'S SO SMALL
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
That's what she said
Fyreworx
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
CausticLemonEnema
That's one spicy shoelace
kEMup
Who's gonna add those squiggly arms??
anthisrobert
Throw a PokeBall at it
FlamedLion
Tree snakes are always very easy to upset, black snakes and rat snakes I could always pick up without getting bit as a kid. Now I don't
Often mess with snakes. Hell when I was clearing brush one fell on my shoulder and not sure which of us was more freeked out
wtftomdelonge29
Well that’s just adorable
monkeybutterfly
ChronicEd
Reminds me of a green racer. Those things are mean little buggers, and not afraid to attack...Harmless as all hell, though.
JewelShisen
No relation to speed racer though right?
Can't feel their teeth at all.
OlderWiser
I got faced down by a blue racer. The only one I've ever seen. I wanted to get close, the closer I got, the higher up it raised. It won.
Thereminista
Any snake that would turn and face off with a human that fast might well be more dangerous than he looks. No camo, no playing dead, no guff!
annolyn
Yeah, pretty sure it’s a mamba. Possibly a black mamba (named for the color of the inside of their mouth).
Sparrowcide
It's not. Mamba mouths are black, head is coffin shaped, and green mamba are arboreal.
Babies and juvenile black mambas start off lighter (olive green-grey) and darken with age—doesn’t apply to mouth then? Just shadowy?
The mouth is one of its primary defenses - a sign to back off before they bite. So babies have black mouths from the get-go.
Gotcha
ReaperNo1
It's not angry, it's terrified.
PerpetuityPhoto
For reptiles, there's really not much of a distinction.
khold90
The world is a scary place when you're a noodle with a head.
DigglyGickMcGee
Ayo clients reptiles
CaptainThePirate
I’m a head with a noodle and it’s not much better fam.
Monkey1Overlord
Fear leads to anger
uthminsta
Anger leads to suffering
DirtyWhiteShoes
One job
oneoldman
* biting ftfy
SenfinaZeit
Suffering leads to hate. And hate is the path to the dark side.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Welcome to Applebee's.
WhatTheFucksALommy
It’s ackchyually anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
Dang. That one’s on me. And I even have Yoda looking at me right now. I bet he’s disappointed
TheSpaceCroissant
Which is arguably the same.
2012hyundaisonata
Fear is the mind killer
CarlottaVonSprockett
At least that’s what my therapist would have me believe!
StevieTheAussie
Arguably the same in relation to us, in that both an angry or scared animal may lash out. Doesn’t make them the same thing overall.
Snooj
Reptile brains process very differently. There might be no distinction to them. "Thing is close. Bite it."
keepBezosInSpazos
I'm angry when someone ate my grilled cheese sandwich; I'm terrified when the someone is a bear.
ADHDFox
Idk i get excited about people who are bears ;)
OneShot510
Kind of bonkers to me that you had to explain the difference between the two
emjay9010
*slowly backs away from your sammich*
CrazyViruss
How the TF is this so strangely and appropriately contextual?
UnstableProductions
What species is that?
nilkski
A young Smooth Green Snake. I just saw one the other day, apparently their babies hatch in the fall.
pumpuppthesoundwaves
snek
caitebee330
I would also like to know.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opheodrys Looks like a green snake to me. I see some people saying garter snake, but that's not the case.
carlsagansghost
Not a garter. At least not like any we ever caught.
711isAnInsideJob
I think we can rule out King Cobra
When they’re that size, they’re called Prince Cobra
LucidPariah
Friend said mamba. And guy is stupid to piss him off. (friend is Big into snakes)
I agree. Looks like a mamba (named for the color of the inside of their mouth) so this could be a black mamba. So… fuck around and find out.
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
The inside of this snakes mouth isn’t black and black mombas aren’t this green. Could be a green momba.
OriginalAndWitty
*black mambas mouths are black, hense the name. green's aren't very black(just google pics). Lots a green snakes, hard to tell what this is.
Angusticeps and viridis do still have dark or grayish mucosa, but more importantly the coffin shaped head and are almost never found on >>
>> the ground. Given their distribution, head shape, mucosa color, and general behavior combined, this isn't a mamba. Likely opheodrys sp
Wolf350
Your shoelace has some real attitude
CrazedDrifter
*tiny angry snake noises*
mrshihtzu
its cute
Jaexyr
Awwww give him a little boop
itzujones1
So leave it be!
optimusgoose
Same mentality as chihuahuas and dudes under 5' in lifted trucks
originalmoomoo
One of these angry noodles showed up in my neighbor’s bathroom. We’re in the same building. Help.
Betterbecauseofthem
Stop harassing animals
Specializedchuck
Just bite him
AngryRageBonerPoopFlyGuy
Aaaw It thinks its about to die.
Hibbtygibitty
He’s just looking for bugs. Leave him alone.
Chimichanga007
Why not fuck with it i guess?
ItsjustDog
"I'mma heck you" - noodle prolly
tarkus10
Well, looks like you started it.
dumbinsults
Pffft, I've had worse noodles. Noodles & Co. is the only place with spaghetti I find unedible. They had one job to do!
Hellrzr33
Is it a green vine tree snake?
ignimbrite
oh. my. god. IT'S SO SMALL
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
That's what she said
Fyreworx
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
CausticLemonEnema
That's one spicy shoelace
kEMup
Who's gonna add those squiggly arms??
anthisrobert
Throw a PokeBall at it
FlamedLion
Tree snakes are always very easy to upset, black snakes and rat snakes I could always pick up without getting bit as a kid. Now I don't
FlamedLion
Often mess with snakes. Hell when I was clearing brush one fell on my shoulder and not sure which of us was more freeked out
wtftomdelonge29
Well that’s just adorable
monkeybutterfly
ChronicEd
Reminds me of a green racer. Those things are mean little buggers, and not afraid to attack...Harmless as all hell, though.
JewelShisen
No relation to speed racer though right?
ChronicEd
Can't feel their teeth at all.
OlderWiser
I got faced down by a blue racer. The only one I've ever seen. I wanted to get close, the closer I got, the higher up it raised. It won.
Thereminista
Any snake that would turn and face off with a human that fast might well be more dangerous than he looks. No camo, no playing dead, no guff!
annolyn
Yeah, pretty sure it’s a mamba. Possibly a black mamba (named for the color of the inside of their mouth).
Sparrowcide
It's not. Mamba mouths are black, head is coffin shaped, and green mamba are arboreal.
annolyn
Babies and juvenile black mambas start off lighter (olive green-grey) and darken with age—doesn’t apply to mouth then? Just shadowy?
Sparrowcide
The mouth is one of its primary defenses - a sign to back off before they bite. So babies have black mouths from the get-go.
annolyn
Gotcha
ReaperNo1
It's not angry, it's terrified.
PerpetuityPhoto
For reptiles, there's really not much of a distinction.
khold90
The world is a scary place when you're a noodle with a head.
DigglyGickMcGee
Ayo clients reptiles
CaptainThePirate
I’m a head with a noodle and it’s not much better fam.
Monkey1Overlord
Fear leads to anger
uthminsta
Anger leads to suffering
DirtyWhiteShoes
One job
oneoldman
* biting ftfy
SenfinaZeit
Suffering leads to hate. And hate is the path to the dark side.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Welcome to Applebee's.
WhatTheFucksALommy
It’s ackchyually anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
uthminsta
Dang. That one’s on me. And I even have Yoda looking at me right now. I bet he’s disappointed
TheSpaceCroissant
Which is arguably the same.
2012hyundaisonata
Fear is the mind killer
CarlottaVonSprockett
At least that’s what my therapist would have me believe!
StevieTheAussie
Arguably the same in relation to us, in that both an angry or scared animal may lash out. Doesn’t make them the same thing overall.
Snooj
Reptile brains process very differently. There might be no distinction to them. "Thing is close. Bite it."
keepBezosInSpazos
I'm angry when someone ate my grilled cheese sandwich; I'm terrified when the someone is a bear.
ADHDFox
Idk i get excited about people who are bears ;)
OneShot510
Kind of bonkers to me that you had to explain the difference between the two
emjay9010
*slowly backs away from your sammich*
CrazyViruss
How the TF is this so strangely and appropriately contextual?
UnstableProductions
What species is that?
nilkski
A young Smooth Green Snake. I just saw one the other day, apparently their babies hatch in the fall.
pumpuppthesoundwaves
snek
caitebee330
I would also like to know.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opheodrys Looks like a green snake to me. I see some people saying garter snake, but that's not the case.
carlsagansghost
Not a garter. At least not like any we ever caught.
711isAnInsideJob
I think we can rule out King Cobra
CarlottaVonSprockett
When they’re that size, they’re called Prince Cobra
LucidPariah
Friend said mamba. And guy is stupid to piss him off. (friend is Big into snakes)
annolyn
I agree. Looks like a mamba (named for the color of the inside of their mouth) so this could be a black mamba. So… fuck around and find out.
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
The inside of this snakes mouth isn’t black and black mombas aren’t this green. Could be a green momba.
Sparrowcide
It's not. Mamba mouths are black, head is coffin shaped, and green mamba are arboreal.
OriginalAndWitty
*black mambas mouths are black, hense the name. green's aren't very black(just google pics). Lots a green snakes, hard to tell what this is.
Sparrowcide
Angusticeps and viridis do still have dark or grayish mucosa, but more importantly the coffin shaped head and are almost never found on >>
Sparrowcide
>> the ground. Given their distribution, head shape, mucosa color, and general behavior combined, this isn't a mamba. Likely opheodrys sp