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Sep 24, 2016 1:15 AM
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GLinX
Ah there's a song about this. "Bantam cock" by The Corries
ghojo
*curious ostrich ear pricks up*
WhatAboutThisOneThen
Ha.
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
Meepsicle
TL:DR version of this entire song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQhi4oyH6k
m1k3tv
I'm apparently too old for memes and simultaneous too old for forwards
Johnlkmk18
I clucked
BouncyBunneh
I laughed out loud. Bravo!
Stephnotcurry
*Gigitty
BilldeTurlock
Very old, and poorly executed. You never did know how to tell a joke. Tip your waitress.
MajDSaster
This is good. I've never heard this one and I'm sure I'll be telling it to someone tomorrow
danishjuggler21
As a collector of dirty jokes, this is going into my repertoire.
shakedownblues
Munchman347
You misspelled 'old', it's pretty 'old'...
ElecTech
Jasper Carrot - Bantam Cock. https://youtu.be/CprQ295dxVw
bachterman
rocky the rhode island red
zomnoms
Ironically, cocks don't have cocks.
MistaJones20
You're right. They have balls
AlphaBootis
Lake ducks on the other hand...
JackThePumpkinKing
Addmagnet
So, the lyrics of "Bantam Cock" by Jake Thackray then? Jasper Carrot's rendition is my favourite: https://youtu.be/CprQ295dxVw
Yuri909
I always prefered the Corries myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wXb9XJicM
chrispduckling
Yes!
ShortBreadSpicyFood
yourmomisminenow
me irl tbh
eskapone
Is that the "super rtl" branding?
thekittel
i think it is.
Dani52885
That's a hen, not a cock....but it gets the point across. Made me giggle. +1 for you sir.
mcdude21
It's a dick though
Samssss
Grayson?
TheBoozehoundBitch
Thanks for not being a massive buzzkill about it
PancakeRoundhouse
Welcome to imgur
yourbassist
This is something my grandma would forward me that I'd actually be ok with it.
libben
I actually chuckled quite hard and went on with copy paste spree onto irc, facebook and two forums. More cheeky ones like these please!
SvarvSven
Ah yeah, copy paste that image to IRC. Da yum!
Aoredon
So you reposted this like 5 times? Good job.
thehelmetedavenger
Thief!
mwoodman
Quick, what's your fax #?
SniffsMcgee
Folk still use IRC??
libben
Been using it since 94.
H3X0
I use it every day. Sure it's old, but it's still a great way to talk to people with similar interests.
SniffsMcgee
Fair enough, I'm just impressed!
ohwowthissucksballs
you can join with just a web browser too https://webchat.freenode.net/
ToJoinMany
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQhi4oyH6k
RabiesMcTavish
I was just about to link to this. +1
livefreeordie1911
I heard this as a kid in the 70s - yes I'm old.
DeathStarTechSupport
I first heard this as a 5+ minute joke. The teller described each encounter with "Old Macdonald's farm" sounds, with Rodney the rooster.
MickeyPupper
More stories like this!
TheBadDad
I chuckled
60FPSDoggo
I just laughed normally what is it with all you making chicken noises/puns
Philipjfrydeliveryboy
TheRandomDownvoteFairy
Beat me to it.
SonOfATwitchKappa
I know a different ending where the cock says to the farmer: "if you fuck my chances with the vultures up, I'll head straight to your wife"
OperaOtter
*cluckled
HughJurection
I laughed very obnoxiously
AnEvenDirtierSmellierHippy
I cuckolded.
firesword14
Dammit! Beat me to it!
scrumbdle
Same
thehelmetedavenger
I clucked.
BananaLover93
Don't , or the cock will do you next.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
I cuckold
ImgurBannedMe
UsuallyComments
I duckled
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't audibly laugh at these very often. It was a quiet laugh, and a short one, but it was audible.
imgurisfullofcatsanddogs
What?
PricklyGoo
MildlyInteligentBeing
i dont get it either
G0MeatCube
HES GONNA FUCK EM
FireBreathingFerret
Dey gon' frick!
AppleFoster
You're not missing anything, it's just not funny.
nagellak
I got that he wanted to fuck the vultures. But I was waiting for a joke.
AppleFoster
Yeah that IS the joke sadly. xD
CoRektiveAction
In case you missed the joke, he's going to fuck a buzzard, maybe more
PaintedSlate
Yeah, but isn't that the secondary joke? I still feel like the main joke's unresolved and I've missed the punchline.
Improbabilitydrive42
The vultures are about to land. He's gonna boink 'em
whodeyman9x
Something about one eye and pointing up and being a cock? I dunno. Just guessing
gronostaj
Vultures. He's pointing at the vultures. Pretends to be dead to lure them.
whodeyman9x
Got that. I just wanted to make a joke about genitals. Does that make me such a bad guy?
kantorr
How is this funny
Mooxim
The expectation is that the cock is exhausted, it's revealed he just wants get close to the vultures for more sex. 1/2
Mooxim
Talking animals and subverting expectations are classic elements in funny jokes.
FsImgur
Here, let me explain it to you - https://youtu.be/fhIdbRp6xeg
Dawnstempest
It's funny if you're retarded.
infiniteflux
Yah i don't think it's funny either. Horny cock wants to fuck any bird even plays dead so he can fck vultures haha..no
Blazinghand
he's also going to fuck the vultures.
IJustNeededAUsernameSoThisIsIt
This is the answer to: "Why is this funny?"