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SmashingChap
Fuck the Koch brothers.
PessimisticOptimist
He should have been givingout some first aid kits to go along with some of those burns. DAMN!
DanielReader
and some tape for the splitting sides
Mintytwang
Can't be reelected? No more fucks to give.
Raelag
word
ChangedFillerLetsSeeWhatIChooseLater
Someday I wish a President, any President, would write his own jokes, instead of having a team of writers deciding what's acceptable.
TheTiberiusMaximus
Is he between two ferns?!
MisterAlex5000
that was his first joke of the evening. had people bring them up as soon as he got to the podium!
twistasista
*Drops the mic*
MrPredator
Dalolfish
Congress is the real joke...and the saddest of all.
GalacticSquirrel
? Images missing from album.
Hubae
Sorry! They're back up now, I didn't realize hiding images from my images removed them from the gallery.
LordDaftWager
The man has a stand-up rhthym, no doubt about it.
wassamattayu
don't all blacks have rhythm doe?
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Eh. I think his delivery is a little too gospel preacher for a lot of these jokes. He does have good writers though :)
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
lol, wow. I wasn't insulting the guy. Let's not jump on the hate wagon quite so quick, huh?
NonPhilter
Racist.
kaytiss
kaytiss
http://imgur.com/fb9RNic
AquaEnabler
He's probably been taking notes from the anger translator on Key and Peele...
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
reading these comments you really see how many stupid people are on imgur who don't understand what the correspondent's dinner is.
HadToMakeANewAccountCauseTheOldOneGotDownvotedToHell
As a person, I'm sure he's an okay guy. As a President, not so much.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
My sentiments exactly!
signalswitch64
I have to agree. But then again, I just don't like politicians. Congress and the president have been looking out for themselves since day 1.
didyousaychocolate
Funny how many people in this comment thread are saying the president doesn't have much control. Remember how much Bush was attacked?
onearmedschizzor
Then again, a lot of people say that about Bush too. Maybe we should vote for a complete dick and we'll have an awesome president.
LunarRai
Alright, I've been looking around, and people really hate this Hitler guy. Maybe we should have him?
onearmedschizzor
That could be tricky with the natural born citizen requirement. How about that lawyer that tried to sue The Oatmeal? He seems uber douchey.
LongNamesAreStillCoolRight
As a non-American: Objectively speaking, he didnt do that bad a job, did he?
danabisi
Obviously, your country didnt get droned in the past 8 years? Good for you bro. Obama is the best.
PastaIsLife
I don't think he did that bad, but he didn't really do good either. Just really average
signalswitch64
It's unfair to blame the President for many failures or successes in the US, it's Congress that's supposed to have ultimate jurisdiction.
kayelkay
I'm convinced you non-Americans have more intelligent insight on the American government than half of America does.
AncalagontheBlack
They say you can't judge a president's policies until about 20 years after their term, to see the long term effects.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
As a non-American: He didn't, at all, he tried a lot of really progressive things with good intentions. But congress is ridiculous.
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
i was about to say the same thing til i saw your comment. but as an american
onearmedschizzor
As an American, I question how much of a difference the President makes when our senate is locked in a constant pissing contest.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Some presidents have managed to lead us past a locked congress. However, that doesn't make him bad. Just not greatest of all time.
onearmedschizzor
We should just be glad I'm not President.
lawrus
to be fair, it isn't really the fault of the Democrats that they have to wrangle 60 votes to do anything.
onearmedschizzor
At this point, I blame constituents for not pressuring Congress to do better. We're their bosses, and we collectively suck at it.
DidItForScience
If constituents could rustle up enough lobbying money Congress might listen. I don't see much hope for organizing a bi-partisan vote out.
lawrus
Gerrymandering. Democrats collectively got more than a million more votes than Republicans in the House, yet are the minority.
onearmedschizzor
I mean, we pick some of the worst people from the pool of applicants and rarely do we fire them for doing awful (or no) work. WTH.
WeedlordBonerLover69
the point of these jokes/this dinner is to put away your bullshit politics for a moment and laugh. so please do that.
truth71
Um... all of his jokes are directed at the opposite political party. So maybe y0ou should relax.
AncalagontheBlack
That is a fine sentiment, but doesn't really hold up if most of your jokes are making fun of your political opponents.
BartholomewCubbins
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/39/399930a11d6a0f9e9452b6573c9ee4d5120c244e8695681c449bc8dc80b9bd64.jpg
senatorwoofwoof
Stephen Colbert will always hold my vote for best speech made at a Correspondent's dinner.
blissblush
This. All the live long day, this.
otobot1
Link please? I am intrigued.
senatorwoofwoof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7FTF4Oz4dI
SuperSonicOstrich
There was something of a right leaning media storm after this. Colbert was like "What? What did you expect? You invited me."
SuperSonicOstrich
W00t! and +1 friend.
uhtim
Source for those who are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HFLwotYfl0
ConnorD
I know I'm two months late, bot daaammmmmmn those comments are toxic.
Varis5Hawk
does anyone have Fox News' reactions to this? I would laugh my ass off.
abyzou
ERRBODY WATCH THIS! i actually watched the whole thing and do not regret it at all
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
There were more burns in that than an Irish nude beach.
BopNiblets
We don't have nude beaches in Ireland... :(
ashmenon
You do, you just can't see the people coz they're camouflaged in the white sand.
tron0426
I may not have voted for him, but god damn does that man have a sense of humor.
Bradaigh
*do his speechwriters have a sense of humor.
UffDaDan
Yes I am interested. I love my gifs uninterrupted and with sound. They're called videos. They are great. Thank you
Wireframe
The comments on that video are gold. Pure comedy gold.
Scorialimit
I'm on mobile so I'm just gonna comment to remind myself to watch when I'm on a computer
Bradaigh
Surprisingly worth it.
wecangetdrunkerthanthis
Commenting for future reference :)
sarcasmismyjam
Thanks!
someguy68
Very.
SamuelJacksonsCigarette
Good form sir!
DrOfMachetecine
I regret voting for him mostly because of PRISM, but damn there were some zingers.
ilikeike7
I guess it evens out.
stygyan
HAIL HYDRA.
DrOfMachetecine
Oh god - could you imagine if someone shouted that at the White House dinner?
jackstergal
You know PRISM was started in 2007 right? Obama took office in 2008.
DrOfMachetecine
I know, but the fact that he hasn't taken action to kill it says something.
DrunkenMurphy
He didn't shut it down when he took office either, or when it was exposed. He let it keep running
UH60Mechanic
I wish he'd been candid like this the whole time. I know someone wrote all that, but I just really want... I want Stephen Colbert, actually.
Acephalous
Pretty sure SC has someone write all his shit too.
UH60Mechanic
Pretty sure you're right?
H3CX
Yes.
sigmaecho
http://youtu.be/U7FTF4Oz4dI He hasn't been asked back since.
wahllamaface
can't imagine why...
ADeerDanceInvitationToPeace
Colbert 2016!! Upvote the other one instead... see if I care. I'm just a patriot.
MisterAlex5000
he didn't get as many laughs when he hosted the dinner in 2006... i thought he was great though
ragekritz
Colbert 2016
LetsWatchCartoons
We tried this before and it didn't work. But you know what they say about trying...
ashmenon
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
senatorwoofwoof
It was great when he tried to run for both parties.
stubaru
On last gif...dat grin
swinglinered
Like the last panel of BadPunsDog.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
i think the adjective for it is "shit-eating"
MotherofMrFace
That's an "suck it" grin if I ever saw one
lawrus
"on the last gif....dat point of the last gif"
DoctorEagle22
It should totally be a reaction gif
Ouul
It's my new "u mad?" reaction gif
Iambaker
He's got that troll grin down!
Raelag
hehe, ikr.
ZebadiahCarter
+1 for "orange really is the new black"
ShakeDog
Did he cried?
GGCrono
If that burn was any sicker, it would have to get quarantined.
MetalJesus
Thank goodness it's covered by the ACA.
justorderalargefarva
He may not be the best president we've had or the worst, but he is sassy as hell!
COVERMEPORKIN5
My EXACT reaction to this joke:
DimensionMaster
I was blown away by this joke, it was so multi-tiered!
longlivetwinkies
which is an amazing show
nation543
everybody noticed what's on both sides of him right? RIGHT??
teh1knocker
best joke of the night.
thaxted2imgur
I Bet it pissed off Olde Yellow Stain.
kailord
Captain Queeg? O_o
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
It took me a sec. And then... oh... buuurn.
strongfkennedy
This was the 2 in the 1-2 combo of "It will be harder to convince the American people that Hilary was born in Kenya".
MetalJesus
Not the first time he went after Boehner. "Speaker Boehner really is a man of color. Just not any color that exists in nature."
swedishsquish
Have you seen Boehner? He's kind of an oompa-loompa-looking prick.
HackinDoge
http://imgur.com/bVvph7V
MetalJesus
Oh, I've seen him. He claims it's natural, but I'm not entirely convinced.
yojdjd
I lol'ed when I heard that one
Hujijiwatchi
Available for viewing on netflix now
salsadetomate
Isn't it FROM netflix? I thought it was a netflix original...
arkemiffo
It is. 2nd season in 2 months \o/
salsadetomate
omg I'm so excited!! Dat S1 ending...
tranderas
I... I don't understand the joke. Can it be explained?
Mercedes1776
orange is the new black is a great memoir (now TV show) about a woman who goes to prison. boehner tans so much he looks orange...
Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
As a conservative... I fucking love this. Especially the last one.
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Tanishh
I hate the job Bush did, but I think he'd be fun as hell to hang out with / have dinner with.
hugoglenncoco
As a liberal: he just seems so cute! Have you sen his paintings?
LtMartin34
You're what gives our party a bad name.
insomniax20
As a Brit, your whole party seems to give your party a bad name.
LtMartin34
It's the republican that just dis democrats cause they dislike them gives the party a bad name, which makes up most of the congressmen.
LtMartin34
But both sides are doing it, instead of actually reaching across the aisle that they advertise so much.
FlippnDoughnut
You make the rest of us conservatives look bad. Please leave.
MRBEEFCAKE
Yeah, it was so much better when Bush joked about not finding WMDs in Iraq. HAHAHAHAHAHA soldiers died for no WMDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
lawrus
this guy gets it.
OfficerSquidman
Just because you disagree with someone's policies doesn't mean you can't like their character.
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KingoftheIntroverts
http://img.pandawhale.com/57983-the-oatmeal-fuck-you-fuck-your-QSuM.png
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Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
This guy gets it. It's true I disagree with most of his policies, but the guy is fucking hilarious
aselfdefeatingattitude
Welp, you said you liked literally one thing about Obama. Sorry, man. You're kicked off the island.
Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
But.... I like it here...
aselfdefeatingattitude
Turn in your badge and gun.
Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
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RIPFuturama
I love you Obama, you glorious, sassy, sonuvabitch you.
Immacutyou
Did it get taken down? Or is just me?
SuperbBackhand
I see nothing as well, I think we were a couple minutes late to the party
Hubae
Sorry! They're back up now, I didn't realize hiding images from my images removed them from the gallery.
Sterconigrak
I'm always late to the party. :-(
Hubae
Sorry! They're back up now, I didn't realize hiding images from my images removed them from the gallery.
ladybird2223
I have missed this shindig as well/
Hubae
Sorry! They're back up now, I didn't realize hiding images from my images removed them from the gallery.
ThePastmaster
I made the same mistake. Nuked a few of my guides. :(
Hubae
Yeah, and then I really didn't expect this to get so many upvotes, since most of my stuff... doesn't, and then it reached front page. @_@
ThePastmaster
TFP is nothing special but it would be nice to get there once. ^_^
Hubae
It feels fun, but you get people downvoting some of your old comments if it's "controversial" at all. Nice for the karma though.
vekat
I reloaded the page a couple of times and it showed up to me, but you might have figured out by now...
whoaminow
The president of the States is openly acknowledging how broken Congress is with a joke. The real joke here is how that problem wont be fixed
Raelag
and it's only going to get worse.
whoaminow
Unfortunately.
magneticgumby
As someone with a history degree, I've always found this to be the best summation of how I feel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi6XV8yBFoU
whoaminow
George Carlin, you will be an inspiration for years to come.
NephCohen
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Raelag
we are doomed as a species.
whoaminow
We've survived thousands of years, bud. The only difference now is we think we can handle the responsibilities of Big Boy bombs.
strongfkennedy
Just because of the US? Or nah
Raelag
just the US.
platypus1292
This is the White House Correspondents Dinner. It is traditionally a time for jokes and roasting.
whoaminow
"Roasting". I suppose comedy can just be another excuse too.
mrmcspicy
it wont be fixed unless you removed repub or democrat party so everyone votes one way and passes bills. that's tyranny so you cant do that.
whoaminow
If the USA adopted more socialist views, abolished money in politics and gave 2 flying Fireflies about education, it'd be a pleasant start.
mrmcspicy
ooooor force them to make compromises. but the US people are unsatisfied with "half" victories. we want it all our way and nothing more.
jsktrogdor
Literally every president in the history of this country has openly called congress broken. Not even going to research that, just say it.
whoaminow
Holy hell a hundred+ people agree with me. Now how can I convince you all to get active in helping mend that particular issue hmm? =D
ryanstreet
posting about it on imgur will probably help.........
whoaminow
/sarcasm
Pastapal
"Look at congress getting along and getting shit done" - no one in history
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
They did do the thing pretty well once, when we kicked out everyone south of Maryland. (yes, this is sarcasm)
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graythirteen
Commenting for usaggee!
kobylamb
Dat smile
yetiburglar
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
It's glorious.
yetiburglar
fixed
TheDon850
Perfect reaction gif
UvaroviteKing
ty
momiji17
that smile :)
FiendishDoctorWu
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/46601554.jpg
anamolhouse
aaaaaaaaaaaand saved for future use
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
New reaction gif. Commenting for future use.
BeardManMan
Monica
ArkMantony
Atharaphelun
Lewinsky
MetalJesus
Wrong President, Mr. President.
CaptainMarkoRamius
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
ladybuglauren
OKAY I am so behind the times on this and been too scared to ask but WTF is this Monica shit?
BeardManMan
My-Nigga nah nigga Mo-nica
droomph
my nigga, Monica is my nigga
TheManTheyCallFunshine
Reminds me of http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Buster_bcfa40_2218659.gif
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Relevant username
FrenchKissDangerintheFace
Need this. k thnx bye
VladimirScootin
they are in time with eachother
Eljews
That's because they are the same uploaded gif. If you uploaded your own gif
it would be different.
RincewindTVD
Same gif (sam url), your browser shows them the same.
MTP1337
its not the same for me, Pq46Zk9.gif and RdTFbe.gif . they arent in time with eachother
cozo6107
someone put "that's my fetish". please.
BindersOfWomen
Did the President just refer to himself as a Kenyan? ........
thisheretexasdude
Say it enough times and people won't care. "What? I told you I was. You thought I was joking?? Ha! Suka!"
LoudAngryJerk
sarcasm
thegrimcoder
Yes...
dunecat1337
His dad was Kenyan. Same way I'd refer to myself as being Irish.
smoke928
there is a kenyan birth certificate. It isn't the same way. He was physically born in Kenya
shadowex3
Did you miss the correspondants dinner where he showed his "long form birth video" and they played the opening to The Lion King?
MetalJesus
That was fucking glorious.
longdarkteatimeofthesoul
That's one of my favorite moments in politics :D
iAmLordBeer
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bqEn8AXzJ4
Moradeth
"Call Disney if you don't believe me, they have the original long form version" hahaha
Heatsir
It s rumored that Donald Trump actually smiled for a split second.
Stickybandits
Or so the legend says.
ThatLordOfCastamere
Kenya believe it?
Yoshiru
he embraces the joke, it's the best way to deal with the issue, honestly.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Wish he'd done that at the beginning before it became an "issue" :(
MetalJesus
Here's the thing: nobody who's even remotely sane takes the birther thing seriously.
blahblahnahca
I don't take it seriously at all but also personally wouldn't care if the prez came from another country especially if they grew up here.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Hell, I know people who to this day still believe it. Media has just focused people's hate to unbelievable levels.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
You might be surprised. I've known people, who I otherwise considered exceptionally smart, who believed he was from Kenya.
DidItForScience
You calling FOX News insane? Cause that was his first year in office for them. shit remember the "terrorist fist bump" when he won?
gopms
He's joked about it a couple of times actually. What else can you do?
jrau18
"Ignore it like a mature adult? Nah, fuck that shit. I'm the goddamn President."
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
or make a joke about it at the correspondent's dinner bc thats what the correspondent's dinner is all about. jokes... about government/media
brendanrhys
"He hasn't commented on it! It means it must be true!"
DidItForScience
Yeah that was the first year or so of his Presidency. He really can't win on that birther front.
jrau18
They took that stance either way
brendanrhys
Damned if you do..
DogsDogsDogsDogsDogsDogsYay
So sarcasm is a thing you don't really get... got it.
GBWI
I think he was making a joke
BindersOfWomen
Oh I'm sure he was, but I can imagine some politico types latching onto that statement and running.
FooFighters
What exactly could they do about it this far into his second term anyway? that's just ridiculous.
GBWI
If anybody uses that as "evidence" - they can not be helped.
siddc3
Obama is one of us.
lucid430
After reading the most recent ruffcats post, I agree.
Whatthehellizwrongwthu
except the part about making 450k per year, and life long secret service protection.. ya, one of us..
thegreatblacksby
that's why I voted for him!
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
I bet he writes all his own speeches too.
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CactusJackDaniels
We accept them.
MySpiritAnimalisBillMurray
ONE OF US ONE OF US
NonPhilter
Gooble gobble gooble gobble
fiftyshadesofwhatthefuck
Except that bit where he actually does things with his life...
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Depends on if you believe his birth certificate. (ba dum tish)
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
"ba dum tish" was my way of indicating this was intended as a joke. Seriously folks, adjust your bust before it combusts.
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idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
There are actually (sadly). However, my comment was a poor attempt at humor and not in any way intended to be taken seriously.
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idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
No worries. It happens. I had a feeling I should have been more explicit :)
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
He really doesnt give a fuck anymore does he?
FrostLogical
i wouldnt either.
CuriousCoconut
I'm pretty sure he never really gave a fuck other then being a puppet and shit....just my 2 cents.
spacecadetout
The White House correspondent's dinner is traditionally hilarious.
TBKU
Except that comedian they invited... that was bad.
JediKnight
He's not a comedian, so much as a snarky asshole who hosts The Soup and makes fun of Kardashians. (I still found him funny, though.)
TehAccountant
as a lame duck president... no
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PacificTimeBomb
Uh-oh, him stating a fact that is completely obvious to everyone who pays attention is super shady, yeah.
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PacificTimeBomb
Pretty broad brush you're painting with there.
narwhalhosting
Would you?
KamikazeFish
Even the president runs out of fucks to give eventually..
brainlesstroll
as someone who is about to graduate high school, i WISH i could start the years' end with verbal slaps like this.
TBKU
Lots of colleges host roasts for the graduating class within their area of study. Biology majors all meet and and make fun of eachother
tricialynngood
Are you saying this is his equivalent to the valedictorian telling the entire class he hates them during his speech at graduation?
brainlesstroll
no, just as a general verbal bitch slap.
ThisIsWhyIMadeTheAccount
yeah, this is a dinner that's essentially one big political roast. forget what it's called
Kathdashdash
White House Correspondents' Dinner.
martiniolives2
After six years of "Obama's gonna take your guns," "Obama's from Kenya," "Obama's a socialist," and "LIAR!," I'd say he's entitled.
InfinitusEquitas
Not one bit:
MisterAlex5000
that's funny because he made several jokes (complete with picture) of the same thing at that dinner.
JediKnight
It's called the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Y'all should watch C-SPAN more often, it's got some quality shit.
TehTurtleHermit
That's the kind of President we need.
PookieHOS
Nope
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MetalJesus
1.) That was called a joke. 2.) He is of Kenyan descent but a natural-born American citizen.
kritheavix
When? Where?
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Assbandit
You mean the majority of the people the current Republican branch is catering to at the moment?
UH60Mechanic
I actually voted for him. Twice. I just think people drop the shield a lot more in the end, hence my comment. Clearly lost on the rest, lol
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UH60Mechanic
Nevermind, I see you're just trolling everyone. Have fun with that, I guess?
UH60Mechanic
What the hell are you talking about?
danabisi
I wont give a fuck if he die tomorrow. Actually I will throw a party.
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I think every president goes in wanting to do good but no matter how much you try you cant put koolaid in the water fountains
jumpingspiderkittens
you just can't put acid in the koolaid fountains..
BiGuy
Oh, so because he's black that means he wants to put Koolaid in the... sorry, I couldn't resist.
BenSwol0
I like that!
DittoAidsCircus
Lame ducks are usually much more relaxed and say a lot of crazy things.
Fennlt
Politics aside, there's really no correlation between these jokes and how seriously he is/isn't taking his presidency. (1/2)
Fennlt
This is the White House Correspondents dinner, all presidents come up and roast themselves/their opponents during this annual dinner.
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Ya 100% understood I was just talking about him not caring about his public image
Fennlt
Fair enough, on that note I do agree that these jokes seem a little edgier than in previous years though!
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
And that grin at the end.
graehall
Why on earth would you come to that conclusion based on that material? I fail to see a logical basis, based on - everything. Non-yank here.
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
I wasn't making a comment toward his political actions. I was talking about him caring about his public image.
Onomatopeepee
Anymore?
kenpokid4
Well, he doesn't have to worry about reelection...
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
did he ever?
reddenbocker
I think he did. He just realized now that no one else did, and they all expected him to play along.
RedHelmet
I'm mean, he is a second term president.
killerfirefly
The american political system states that he can't be elected for a third term so he's just doing what he can and beign relatable now.
GreatestAdventurer
That just means we're one step closer to a super suit scene reenactment!
AdmiralGialAckbar
He never gave a shit, dude tore up all his original campaign promises on day one. He's destroyed more civil liberties than Dubya.
KylaDeigan
I thought we were keeping politics off imgur?
Falalalalanobodyknowsmeonhere
False> Learn about Patriot Act I and II, fyi.
AdmiralGialAckbar
Which Obama promised to do something about, but instead reinforced and abused worse than the republicans that made it. NSA scandal anyone?
Falalalalanobodyknowsmeonhere
Did Obama do it... or did the NSA which was granted those powers by GW? I think you're overassuming how much involvement he had there...
AdmiralGialAckbar
Obama definitely had at least indirect involvement in redefining and legalizing things through the secret FISA court.
AdmiralGialAckbar
And lets not forget that he's used the espionage act to prosecute more legitimate whistleblowers than all other presidents combined...
PlutosNotAPlanet
Wait... he gave one to begin with? What have I been missing?
LoZCollector
Well it's not like he has to worry about re-election!
emperorcain
He doesn't have to since he can stop worrying about getting reelected. I like it better this way. He can pull off more shit now.
sindrealmost
You do know this is the white house correspondents dinner right ? This shit is expected.. youtube Bush (jr) and his speeches at his..
emperorcain
I was speaking generally, not this correspondent's dinner.
SantaPanda
no matter what though, people sure love to bitch about the president, no matter what president.
StarryPlough
Like what, drone strikes?
emperorcain
He's been using a lot of executive orders to get shit done that the Senate won't let him
suntzupup
BOOM!
AHNOLD
#AGMs Fired
RabidPhoenix
oh shit
WardSharlow
It's a good argument for term limits, isn't it?
thefunbatman
I don't know why the hate.. I get it. Presidents are more at liberty to focus on what matters, rather than reelection in a second term
MilitantLobster
I would like to see term limits for congress.
WardSharlow
Wow. Craptons of downvotes because I insinuated that policitians are more interesting in their last term.
Roserapaine
dunno what you said wrong, but uh... Upvote! yaaaay?
emperorcain
Twice is the sweet spot. It worked for the first president, after all.
izzylikesundaymorning
Four worked well for FDR.
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IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
I really like your name!
Nyther53
The bad comments are dark and full of terror.
wallachia
One must face the darkness to defeat it.
DrVadger
You like it? When your leader isn't accountable for his actions?
DrVadger
"He doesn't have to since he can stop worrying about getting reelected" Equates to not being accountable (1)
DidItForScience
He can now pull the usual Presidential shit and force his plans through without fear of the other party fucking over his reelection.
DrVadger
Forcing plans unilaterally? Very presidential. The first thing I thought of was leader for a Democratic Republic
DidItForScience
When the other side is opposed to everything you do on partisan principle even when it's a plan one of their own came up with? FUCK EM'.
DrVadger
ACA, Immigration, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, IRS, NSA, Drones attacking civilians, Gitmo is still open, Natl.Debt. Has answered for nothing
iwannagofast
.... Fast and Furious?
DrVadger
The program giving rifles to cartels to track gun trafficking. Caused 4 deaths of B.P. Agents. Signed off on by the POTUS.
Tothebadcommentsection
The fact that your comment is down voted shows the passivity of this website. Imgur promotes ignorance over awareness when it comes to (1/2)
Tothebadcommentsection
politics. Here come my downvotes. I'll wear them with honor.
DrVadger
Almost like a DPRK cult following for the President
DidItForScience
Deported more illegals than other Presidents combined, the NSA was doing this shit at least since 2004, Congress won't let him close Gitmo.
DrVadger
He's halting deportations. Super, I don't care if it has been happening since the 18th Cent. he's done nothing.
DidItForScience
ACA was a clusterfuck plan w/ Congress' help & roll out fucked by IT firm. Benghazi has been spun too hard to call. The rest, you're right.
DevoutSkeptic
You mean less. He has no incentive to accomplish anything.
emperorcain
Except... he... is?
DevoutSkeptic
What has he accomplished since re-election?
emperorcain
Well, through no help of the Senate, Obamacare
sindrealmost
This is the white house correspondents dinner, look at George Bush (jr) and his speeches at his... they are equally funny and non PC
madmadders
That's why he all like "Executive order here! Executive order there! Congress, stop acting like a bunch of bitches!"
emperorcain
I don't blame him at all. Shut those Senate fuckers down.
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Basically what it looks like. I mean Im talking politics aside just what he thinks about his public image.
Femsoni
no he doesn't
HobbitHouse
I think this is at the dinner where he supposed to make jokes
aucuneideedidentifiant
"Jokes" let me tell you what I really think..
TheSecondPiewackit
...about the negro?
AuBoss
All the best comedians are truth tellers for sure. Bill Hicks being the prime example.
Thesavagehamster
*cough*GeorgeCarlin*cough*
AuBoss
Yes I do love George Carlin. He is my second favourite comedian behind Bill Hicks.
HobbitHouse
ya, comedy is handy for that
superanth
Was this the dinner where he played the lion king scene?
QuadrilateralEnix
Open Mic Night at The White House
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CitizenDickbag
Yes he does. He's done so at each of these dinners. Stop listening to Limbaugh.
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SantaPanda
why would someone willingly do that when they have the floor? i feel like self depreciating humor is only fun in conversation, not stand up
itsamazing
or if you're british
nomminnate
He remarked on how someone said Putin should get Nobel Peace Prize. then said it wasn't a big deal since they give it to just about anyone
itsamazing
I'm so curious what this guy said that garnered him 103+ downvotes
strongfkennedy
Right?? I love seeing the scorched post-nuclear wasteland that is a deleted comment with -104 downvotes.
nomminnate
"at least he could have done self-deprecating humor...oh wait he doesn't do that" or something along those lines.
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nomminnate
I posted this for other people to laugh at cuz it wasn't included. I know you're not gonna change your mind so think whatever you want.
SpaztasticTheDiabolical
Obama. It's because Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Kathdashdash
Did you look at a different album than the sane people?
Ouul
I didn't downvote you, but self referential happens in this panel yes?
iamnotironman
No. It's literally so uninformed no one even cares to try sorting it out for you.
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InternetLawyer
He didn't make too many about himself this year, but in past years he's made a lot more. But the pres. always jokes about the other party
wallachia
There's literally so much stupid shit the right does that there isn't any time to cover self-deprecation
InternetLawyer
and this gallery didn't show K. Sebelius "fixing" his broken presentation, which is how he ended his speech
BeardsBearsAndBrian
You're so profoundly wrong I have to assume you're an idiot. And yes, offense intended.