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Mom ain't usually decent at military funny but this was dope
Nov 5, 2022 3:09 AM
meatsmokertx
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Mom ain't usually decent at military funny but this was dope
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Glad I only have extra strength tinnitus. Brown noise helps though (lower pitch version of white noise that kinda sounds like a waterfall)
Pokegeologist
Mine's only industrial grade, but it's frustrating I'm not so much deaf at certain ranges as I can't pick out different sounds anymore.
Chickenbuttholeremover
Sometimes I hear other stuff. Like music blasting through old cheap headphones under the bed. But then I look and nothing is there.
Rabidbacon
Two decades as an aircrewman fucked my hearing. Thank the gods for subtitles.
C141Clay
Yep.
Clymenus000
FYI: Hearing aids "cured" my tinnitus. When I wear them, I don't hear the ringing. Brain's trying to fill in what it knows it SHOULD hear.
IgnisAurumProbat
I hate the trend in games of simulating tinnitus. I don't need help with it. All it does is aggravate it and makes me talk louder.
CeruleanSky1988
I gets so fuckin bad when I have sinus problems and that is always...
uzetaab
You probably have a deviated septum or something.
zubax
TurkeySlapa
I tried reaching the tinnitus hotline yesterday…. But it just kept ringing
dogmoind
I just have regular grade tinnitus. Most of the time I tune it out but every now and then I get reminded.
SirBobby98121
Mine sounds like an acapella men's choir at times. Sing along if you know the words.
ButteryBiscuitBass
The thought of getting tinnitus frightens the hell out of me!
meatsmokertx
As long as it doesn't ring a bell
ButteryBiscuitBass
Ba-dum-tish!
Yizelin
Luffian
EEEeeeeEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
HelloMax
I’m commenting up top so @op knows this is a top tier meme. +1
Lauchgemues
Mine is more like: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
TicklishOwl
The best part of my service induced tinnitus is that I don't hear coil whine of GPU's. So I have that going for me, which is nice.
TheMaXX37
Strostkovy
I don't remember what loud ass piece of machinery I was working on but basically had the hypnotized soundtrack playing in my head all night
spooktree
box fans. best sleep you'll get these days
meatsmokertx
Lights on. But maybe that's just me
spooktree
light doesn't phase me anymore (pun intended)
meatsmokertx
Found the dad lol
Paraphrast
Sometimes fans, white noise, sound generators of rain/waves....just add more noise.
bladderinfection
Between the punk concerts and sitting in front of the trumpets in jazz bands, I’ve given up.
SenseiTheDefender
Bone brother??
bladderinfection
shoutoutsworldwide
Next stop Pottersville?
Fuckme721
As a trumpet player, I'm so sorry. You aren't alone tho ?.
bladderinfection
No worries. We just took out our frustrations on the saxophone section in front of us ;)
Fuckme721
Heh heh heh heh heh
Imnotenteringausername
As a former sax player I gotta say...sorry I didn't quite catch all that, something about the front of the bus?
Fuckme721
Just murdering eardrums, nothing special
imsurroundedbyassholes
Mawp.
MenloPart
Doctors of Audiology say both pronunciations are correct, but what do they know?
ItsActuallyDavidNow
What?
AtsaMattaForMe
slotheroll
Waaaamp Waaaamp Waaaaamp
yerlerswerg
I have candy flip tinnitus
Johnsky
I just have industrial grade tinnitus. It goes eeeee and ooooo simultaneously with a backing wub wub track.
IIIdkbruh
TheMaXX37
I just have the background "eeeeee". Sorry it's that way for you mate. Hope you sleep well.
BukkakeRider3000
That's called dubstep
meatsmokertx
DeargodNOOOOOOO
J3lek
I got a clicking tinnitus from loud repetitive percussive industrial noises.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Stamping plants! ? So glad I'm already HoH, I can barely hear those damn machines but everyone hangs up the call when I go inside.
Johnsky
No clicks on my end, never heard of a clicking tinnitus, just a two toned rave with only a bass drum.
TheMaXX37
Ouch man, mine is just "eeeee" when quiet around me. Hope you can get some good nights sleep. Peace.
Johnsky
Its actually sort of musical.
Johnsky
... too bad it's the same goddamn song it's been playing for the last decade.
thelazyninja
Yeebooyeebooyeebooyeebooyeeboo
Johnsky
Oh fuck you've heard it? Terrible song, terrible.
spooktree
SarcasticMucus
Air Force sent me to the rifle range with no hearing protection. Only took once, and now I've had it 24/7 for 54 years.
funnystoryaboutthat
I had some ear pro fall out when I was swatting a fly. Good thing the Paladin next to me got a fire mission right at that moment.
meatsmokertx
Usmc here. Torrey l they wouldn't let us touch dirt without ear pro. Fml
ironman3010
Same here. I worked on F15s on the flight line for 6 years. Ive got my VA compensation review in 2 weeks.
meatsmokertx
Get it !
seggirll
CBT can help
meatsmokertx
That's not as funny
seggirll
Cognitive behaviour therapy
AdamGenesis
Ask your doctor if CBT is right for you.
CheekiestoftheBreeki
I have become familiar with sleeping with a fan (No military service, just lots of gunfire)
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
So you went to school in America then?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Fans make mine worse AND give me a headache. But it's only when I sleep. They don't bother me when I'm awake.
zoeytg
Noise maker is the best. Otherwise I full alert on innocuous noises.
volka
So OnlyFans can help you sleep?
SithElephant
https://bigassfans.com/
76000BatteryLlamas
Detroit?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
I have looped songs sung by female artists that more pleasantly covers my frequencies
ChuckTenor
Have a playlist?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Largely just a few artists one new I quite taken a like too is broods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhQD8e60ja4
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Male female harmony with female lead works best, but I like Ms Mr, phantogram, bitter::sweet, metric, meg myers, oh wonder, florence + m
Drakhma
TV/ Fans.
meatsmokertx
Fans are always good
charondaboatman
Fan and a wave machine and stand up comedy in one ear bud so I can sleep. It’s been my normal off and on for 35 years.
meatsmokertx
Wave machine?
charondaboatman
A device that makes ocean sounds; waves landing on a beach..
isthisjunkmail
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PlacentaEaters
VosperOfAntarctica
WHAT???
HandoB4Javert
Mwaaap
DontCommentWhenDrunk
Mine's more like ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ.
MacKelvey
Same
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I can hear that... oh wait.
J3lek
Don't forget the random pitch change for no reason.
PalaverQuader
and sometimes it does a phaser effect too. stereo hearing for the win!
AttentionDeficitHyperDepression
I quite wish people would stop mentioning tinnitus, because then I think about it and start hearing mine again...
zoeytg
Why I listen to stuff all the time.
ZeroLyfe
Lunagx
Thanks for the reminder… i can hear it yet again.
meatsmokertx
Sorry. Can't hear you over my bottle of ibuprofen
jimfalconer611
Have you tried wearing clean socks?
spooktree
let me turn this fan off real quick lol
meatsmokertx
?
Johnsky
The wind gently brushed the tree outside. Your words just became a mumble.
spooktree
i'm sorry, what'd you say?
Johnsky
What?
badatediting
Ibuprofen helps against tinnitus? Or just the following head ache?
RichardPicture
Ibuprofen is the military/vet clinic panacea for all that ails you. What's that? Knee pain? A severed limb? Ibuprofen!
ScottNapalm
This is what my doc gave me when they ripped my tooth out on deployment. It's all Motrin.
RichardPicture
That and lozenges for a cough/ flu/ lung cancer/ nose whistle.
badatediting
Ah