Feb 16, 2017 4:39 AM
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Alex00322
Really glad my mom didn't f eel the need to nake topless pictures with me as a child.
TotalSmartAss
I always save the eyeballs for last. You?
diIdont
Jonathan Swift would have approved
Infinatus
Can you stop ♻️♻️♻️
NoPhux
icantdecidetoomuchpressurealrightfuckit
What the fuck even are maternity photo shoots? And why are they always topless?! I think preggo chick's are gross.
ModernVoodooApostasy
Usually not... but with a nicely done Bernaise? Heavenly.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Bennyguy
So are yummy mommies. : )
Fatherdoodle
alexkealeyak47
Babies are delicious said the cannibal
sadquesadilla
At 30 weeks pregnant, I wouldn't be able to get up after laying like that
dontbelikeme
Belly turned to bigger boobies and a baby
ottotravel
Have you ever tried to get sand outta your hair, cuz that is how you get sand in your hair.
CalmyKingBee
What powers did she even absorb? "I cry and shit myself nonstop now. Also i can't hold my head up." Next time absorb a honey badger ya goon!
Manieman
Extra 80 years life I thought
Ohhhhh! Very nice! +1 for you!
MordredStinks
I hear they taste like fish.
gaidinbdj
Only if they're fresh.
Alex00322
Really glad my mom didn't f eel the need to nake topless pictures with me as a child.
TotalSmartAss
I always save the eyeballs for last. You?
diIdont
Jonathan Swift would have approved
Infinatus
Can you stop ♻️♻️♻️
NoPhux
icantdecidetoomuchpressurealrightfuckit
What the fuck even are maternity photo shoots? And why are they always topless?! I think preggo chick's are gross.
ModernVoodooApostasy
Usually not... but with a nicely done Bernaise? Heavenly.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Bennyguy
So are yummy mommies. : )
Fatherdoodle
alexkealeyak47
Babies are delicious said the cannibal
sadquesadilla
At 30 weeks pregnant, I wouldn't be able to get up after laying like that
dontbelikeme
Belly turned to bigger boobies and a baby
ottotravel
Have you ever tried to get sand outta your hair, cuz that is how you get sand in your hair.
CalmyKingBee
What powers did she even absorb? "I cry and shit myself nonstop now. Also i can't hold my head up." Next time absorb a honey badger ya goon!
Manieman
Extra 80 years life I thought
CalmyKingBee
Ohhhhh! Very nice! +1 for you!
MordredStinks
I hear they taste like fish.
gaidinbdj
Only if they're fresh.
gaidinbdj
Only if they're fresh.