The Queen

Jun 21, 2017 6:03 PM

davidwallacecfo

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https://instagram.com/p/BVmym7glDUc/

That last lipstick boop.

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"You wanna know how I got these scars? My robots. They fucked up. All of them."

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"""robots"""

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is still alive so she has not made a dildo yet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else half pay attention to the gif and see the hotdog cutting machine and actually think it was cutting off fingers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A lot of people think I'm an engineer, but I'm actually hot"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Robin Hobb

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These will all sell. Just needs the right kind of advertising. -Most marketing people probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She's trying to go to space

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since it cuts off, her favourite project is her latest one, an applause machine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She makes awesome robots!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

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"Youve got it set on 'whore'".

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v

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"Mmmwah! There, you're PERF." - robot

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Wana know how i got these scars?

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Her hair got dangerously close to the second one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

seriously, i cringed hard at that part. scalped in 3...2...1...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That finishing dot with the lipstick really emphasis the attitude of the robot.

9 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 3

THIS AGAIN!? *swipe swipe swipe swipe* THERE! *poke* Cow!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like a "you're welcome" smooch.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cheeky bugger eh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Homer, you've got it set on 'whore'."

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

@simsalapim Should get the credit she deserves!!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that video is really old! Also, she's with the Tested Crew, along with @mistersavage check'em at https://www.youtube.com/user/testedcom

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tony's lesser known sibling, Tonya Stark.

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 2

Stank*

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She'd make a great roboticist supervillian in the new The Tick show.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a character from Game of Thrones...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

not Toni Stark?

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It doesn't work because its purpose is to "Pass the butter"

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Oh my god...

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Yeah welcome to the club pal

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

"but why God*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

no,

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Rick and morty on Netflix?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

oh-ly f-rick

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v

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So that is how the Joker got those scars...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish is!?!?!? don't leave me hanging girl!

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

An applause machine. It says right there. Just read faster

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I saw applause. but still didn't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im putting money down that she has made a machine with a dildo hookup.

9 years ago | Likes 592 Dislikes 34

Not using knowledge is a terrible waste.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bad idea alert

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The real reason that those machines work so funny is because 90% of the time they are used with dildos. She change them to make funny videos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that is how she got started with this... (pretty messed up down there now)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that, like, the first thing ANYONE into robotics builds?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She's still alive, so no, she has not made one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You mean a boyfriend? I think she has one.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

She overshares a lot in her videos. Like A LOT. Either her pants are on fire or she is very singe.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Maybe she is single because of the burns on her legs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And at that I'm sure it misses every time....she must be so frustrated

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, who doesnt?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Isn't she the angry face hip dance?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Dont think so but I'm terrible at recognizing people.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, that's Grace Helbig.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ah. Fair

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No problem.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on the way her other machines work, the results won't be pretty

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

*"work"

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I think this is the most accurate response.

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What do you think this is?

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The spreader

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The clap? Sounds dangerous.

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The flap clap*

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Literally any time she uses a linear motor she says "No, I'm NOT gonna use this for a fucking machine."

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Never say never

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Any time we SEE her use a linear motor. She could have ones we don't know about that she uh

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's why she emphasizes "THIS" in this quote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

does. o3o

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