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Sep 22, 2019 11:02 PM
joeyecho101
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Lancerr2017
Oh man. I seethe with anger at the thought of that. Often imagine myself saying sure, for $500.
AGuyThatPoops
Squirt the water on them assert dominance while eating a sandwich rich in fiber. Because fiber is good. Then shit on their lawn.
urdnotjimmy
F yea aeon flux on cartoon sushi
iateoprah
I wash windows for a living. I have heard the same stupid utterance thousands of times.
IAmCooCooCaChoo
"$100 charge."
SparkleSalsa
"Sure, $100, paid up front."
yourbassist
Yea, try powerwashing at Quiktrip.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
I wish I knew my neighbors but I've been in my apartment for 1.5 years and it would seem strange to start now.
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
Azanulbizar
I don’t talk to my neighbors...
Gremlynn4023
"Only if you suck my dick!"
cappun
Me, but when people say breakfast of champions.
IHeartKittyCats
Just hit them with thr hose
seanconnery84
It usually happens to me when I'm waxing my car. I always just tell him yeah go get it wash and all wax it for you and they just go uhhh
beautifulbiscuits
Tis better to give (that remark) than to receive (that remark).
Thunderbum
I just tell them to pay up and they tend to fuck off
Meilkor
"You got $500? Cause I only do this for free for myself."
GOWENGETER
This is like being at work and people asking you “ you having fun yet”.
joeyecho101
Livin the dream, pal.
7r4n5c3nd
It's me except that I'm serious.
joeyecho101
And I say "yeah sure, pull her up" but nobody ever does.
7r4n5c3nd
Good Guy Joey
7r4n5c3nd
Where do you live? I'll be there.
joeyecho101
Baltimore.
ridureyu
TrillKollins
"it's a hot one today!"- Wally
Josiahkf
I used to do this professionally for 10 years to different kinds of vehicles. the eye roll 1000 times is real...
Talahar
Just scream obscenities at them at the top of your lungs. That shit stops real quick like.
AWanderingMage
I just say "300 dollars, cash, upfront". Shuts them up right quick.
Metalhead47
And then you catch a fly with your eyelashes.
Tiddlewinkle
CapedPersuaderJ
Man, that's immediately where my brain went
joeyecho101
All those old liquid television shows were cool. The Maxx, the head, and early Beavis and butthead.
heebiejeepie
The Brothers Grunt
BahamutBBob
What about Aeon Flux?
mrc990112
The head was the one where there was the alien inside his giant melon, and it would just crack open occasionally.. right?
joeyecho101
Yes
DarkerSavant
The only episode I ever saw. Kept being repeated.
airandfingers
https://youtu.be/1iFLiN6E1qE
dancingbarefootonlego
Damn beat me to it
wafflesmgee
Aeon Flux, freaky but great show.
REDF0RMANSF00T
wylwrk
I'm obviously way to late to come down here and think I'm all cool by making an Aeon Flux reference.
joeyecho101
Never too late to make a first impression.
ergine
"You can't read the barcode? Then it must be free."
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YukonFox
Or the 10th person walking by with "Hey you missed a spot!"
valen00
How friggin long do you take washing a car if 10 people walk past in that time?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
30 minutes for a full size car isn't unreasonable.
AWanderingMage
That's where I spray them with the hose and say" there, got the piece of dirt I missed"
c64masterrace
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
That's when you hit them with the hose. "got it!"
joeyecho101
B4nGziLL4
Aeon Flux
Sirtopumhat
https://youtu.be/wtytbh50ChQ
supermarketschweep
Was gonna say the same thing... me and my dad used to watch it when I was a wee lad
OrionRed
Did you know that actually had an ending?
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Yep, entire series is on my Plex server, as well as the live action movie which I like and anyone who bashes it can fight me.
Direkt4
You're welcome to like any media that you want to, however the creator of Aeon Flux is on record bursting into tears with grief during the screening of the live action film.
iwantacorgi
Goddamn I’m that neighbor
rainbowbright31415
I was yesterday.
joeyecho101
seemill
Me too. Also applies to neighbor mowing the lawn.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Hey, it's okay, it's a classic joke
Joomuk
Lend me some sugar
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I also say, “Guess it’s free,” when something won’t ring up. I’ve had to actively refrain myself from saying it and when I do say it, I say>
ILovedUnicornsFirst
>it like I know it’s a dumb overplayed joke but I can’t stop.
iwantacorgi
When people ask how my day is going, I also respond with “Living the dream”
rumandbass
These days I literally say "everyone's got problems" instead of "fine".
RepInt
"Happy to be here"
D1G1T0L
I say "well, it's going. Not sure how".
BugEyedLemur
Yea, I say that all the time. Damn.
joeyecho101
iwantacorgi
Well, I mean you’re not wrong
Jemolk
"How's it going?" "It's going"
ForestRed
Typical response here in Norway
joeyecho101
Ouch.
RtsWillH1Mself
Jeez, there's kids on imgur. Keep the language PG
Estoyp00ping
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
keep doing you. dont let these asspies dull your retardedness.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
I just woke my wife up laughing at this shit. We in trouble, cuz.
wheelow
loooool asspies
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
I pronounce it ass-pies as well lol