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Sauce: The Internet
likeacatladybutactuallywithalpacas
Literally just saw this on facebook...
riggamorris
gotta love these wholesome memes
katwilm
Smart phones but....
hgtrenb
Very dangerous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqYWorD6qII
ZorkFox
I want to talk to the girl with Sam in her boot. She seems about my speed.
bongotrip
#2 is the best thing ever.
HerrBisch
#16 - I smell a rat, the person who initiated the conversation is the one who apparently doesn't know to whom they are talking.
SealandIsARealCountry
They thought it was person A and asked them about their new house. Was invited to a party at person A's house and was told to bring people-
SealandIsARealCountry
-and food. 45ish people go to person A's house and A has no idea what is going on because thw guy was texting unknown person B
FragileReality
Lol: 'I just had a baby!' 'Omg, you're probably in awesome hospital pj's and still have horrible sweat hair from pushing a watermelon out-
FragileReality
-your hoo-ha; WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE' lol. I hated having people see me at the hospital, am always a medicated mess.
OnPointChris
#1 with the new born baby phone numbers aren't blurred out. I wonder if I should text them this post while I'm at it congratulate them
petpet3d
new phone who dis
Jayyce
@MobaNR wrong number conversations..
Heartomaton
How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit
salazarsandwich
That was my favorite.
1oh5
Tashchick
You're being selfish! lmao!
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
Enjoyable kind of dump. Keep them coming please
PhilWithRubbishContent
Glad to hear it, and I will do
UnrepentantCarnivoreAlsoAnswersToBrittany
Upvoted because I laughed. And, ohhhhh, I really needed a good laugh this morning.
PhilWithRubbishContent
That's good to hear. I'm glad you enjoyed it
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
i had to look up that 'food place' the Spur - Sam is a cheap bastard ;)
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Hadn't seen #22 yet, did that guy actually listen in on a convo in the street and steal her number?? Who the hell does that?
Pawnderlust
#22 how did he hear her voice
lucymax
The interactions that lead to positive outcomes and new friendships are way better than those that just involve messing with the person.
Absurdlynerdy
Totally agree!
ICanHasJava
Somebody please START sending me pictures of a cat. Even if it's a doggo.
Claystead
Shadowmyr
#6 JESSICAAAAAH
fyaycr
#2 is so awesome
NotSmartEnough
Best part is you can call those people anytime since their numbers are visible!!
fyaycr
But I don't have newborn baby :(
stinkytarantula
Adopt a puppy maybe? Just as good.
Twistysnacks
This makes me want to start texting random phone numbers just to see if anything good happens.
PainGwen
Maybe don't, this has happened to me and I did not enjoy it.
Twistysnacks
Aww. Have a sense of humor bro
PhilWithRubbishContent
It's worth a shot
nghtvsion
50/50 chance you will be annoying as fuck to some poor schmo if you do that. Ok 90/10
kaovalin
Post your findings for science and free internet points
TheWayADrillWorks
Bonus points if you find a fellow imgurian
cfsimmons
#1 is wrong though. The iliac artery is in your pelvis. Radial is in your arm... She could lose her imaginary medical license.
xanosvi
Yep!
timlovesraffi
Their foot is lacking proper blood flow - stent the arm!
TheRompingRaccoon
Thank god I was so upset reading that.
cellstahli
Such bullshit I bet some sweaty little cunt thought he was so clever making that
Realmofcoitus
Exactly! Meanwhile one of her limbs has brilliant circulation!
SearedFlame
A reason I heard on an earlier post is that "the stent is inserted through the radial though"
schmackythefrog
I like you!
KhalFrodo
Even if you know nothing about medicine, that one is definitely fake. Look at the timestamps.
aeoui
12am is midnight
KhalFrodo
Yeah, but it becomes the following day. You can't have "Today 7:39pm" come before "Today 12:04am."
aceebro
Yes you can. That's how time works. 12am is the first hour of the day.
KhalFrodo
Exactly. Therefore, it is incorrect to have it preceded by another hour on the same day.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
What's wrong with the time stamps
KhalFrodo
Today 12:04am comes before Today 7:39pm.
aceebro
12:04am always comes before 7:39pm.
KhalFrodo
Yeah sorry I was unclear. It is SUPPOSED to come before, it does not in #1
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
plus they do tests and check ups for everything, they don't guess-and-dive into procedures. Verification-then-application.
SilverWingsofMorning
things like this irritate me. like the scene in Dr Strange with the bullet in the brain. my husband won't listen to his Doctor...
theblackcanaryyy
I'm gonna have to rewatch that movie bc I don't remember that part
SilverWingsofMorning
...because they are just people. they aren't any better than making guesses, i don't need to be told what to do.
CooCooCaChew
WebMD said it was cancer
cyno01
That part annoyed me too, because that shit is like the only reason people arent organ donors, but it never happens irl.
zamielvanweber
It happens rarely (I think there is one confirmed case of a doctor pronouncing patients to harvest organs vs treating?). Too rare to be 1/2
zamielvanweber
a problem. But it dissuades people regardless and people die. This stuff on TV makes me nervous as a donor even though it shouldn't.
Lumpy1Toucan
#15 gives a grammar lesson then mispells "rediculous"
ToasterBaths
Yeah that was an annoying read.
Lumpy1Toucan
Criticized grammar then misspells "mispells"
iuploadbearpics
Criticized misspelling and misuses 'quotations'.
Lumpy1Toucan
'bazinga'
aninvisiblemaniac
#15 is so cringey. especially correcting all of that grammar. correcting grammar at all anymore is cringey af
Dracosi
I do it sometimes but only if it's accidental and continuous. Not like "u r a qt" or "ain't"
aninvisiblemaniac
Yeah but I'm sure it's never to seem better than anyone else
Dracosi
Yeah, people who do that are cuntjibblers. Some people got dyslexia, some people don't have English as a mother language
aninvisiblemaniac
Yeah exactly, not to mention it shouldn't bother you that much if someone makes one mistake
Dracosi
It's only mildly annoying if someone misuses the there's or yours, not something to go full blown Merriam Dictionary over
WhereNoMan
Most people who are not English native speakers like being corrected. It is part of the learning process.
Dracosi
True, but it's hard to tell occasionally unless they say it. I wonder what it's like for a native English speaker learning another language?
Ajcolls
If I remember correctly, the guy in #9 actually went to the grandmas house for dinner
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LordNoodles
Hah that's so cool.
Enquidou
that might make my gf emotional :)
JellyJamTurtle
Which is so rude because making food for a bunch of people is kak expensive
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
She invited him.
JellyJamTurtle
He asked if he could come, and she said yes. Most likely because she felt awkward.
nohomoibetyoukissgirlsfgt
or because she is a nice person, don't know how you can feel awkward over a text to someone you have never met or talked to before.
JellyJamTurtle
He said "Can I come anyways? And bring my family?" And that seems a bit manipulative to me. She was nice, but he used them for free shit (2)
HilariousPepperoni
She actually didn't mind extra people coming by. Their family leaves their doors open for anyone. The grandkids always brings by friends too
JellyJamTurtle
I just mean: She accidentally texted the wrong person, and instead of being like "Oh no cool, enjoy your festive time with you fams" (1/2)
PhilWithRubbishContent
I have a load more of these, so if you guys like this I'll post a part 2!
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Selekta
Nice, thx buddy :)
badlittlekittykitty
Love it. Keep em coming!!!
PixieHobbit
Biglebowski748
worstsenseofhumor
Keep em coming dude
lmsj
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INeedTheSauce1WhoGotTheSauce
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dylwhole
STOP NO DONT. I've seen this exact dump atleast 4 times this week.
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Idk why this comment is being down voted because he's 100% correct and it's getting old, literally just changing the order of the pics
dylwhole
thankyou friend
DonkeyGoat
Yiss
Tricker114
This was great! Make another @op
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Tricker114
Neat, Thank you!
Wampasully
#3 is one of my favorite human interactions
Alrightyouwin
I love that one too. Both people were awesome.
CptRobotNinja
I too enjoy human interactions with other humans and am human myself. Certainly not a murderous computer virus turnes sentient
Ehjuin
I too enjoyed Message[2], fellow human. Ha. Ha. Ha.
TheQuickwittedBastard
I especially love how the first guy sounds gangsta AF, talking about colors for a baby room.
IdrinkToomuch
most likely not a guy.
SourK
Wow, I never even considered that.... I just assumed from the language/convo it was a dad.
JarOFanta
Fuck D
ArtOfKarolMichalec
I want to know who D is and why does it matter if a room is blue
JarOFanta
Unrelated: looked at your art and man you're talented!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Well well why thank you
XigTek
I have to agree that's some great work.
Amazingamandaaaaa
Well I had to go look too and my god you are good!!!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
*coughs* buy my stuff *clears throat*