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Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun.
Feb 7, 2017 4:59 PM
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crumpuppet
it's a robot pube!
capughe
I don't use these, but I considered dropping a couple just to see how my bf reacts. I have left hair ties and socks though. I have his socks
whatfloatsyourboat
I thought you were referring to the soap
gogotaquitos
handsoap pls
Sololop
Just wait until you need to clean your shower drain.
IamRagnarLodbrok
RUN!
BigWobblySpunkBomb
You have been tagged. Game over man game over
evensis
It gets far far worse than that, expect them in every nook and cranny you can think of, even inside the cistern.
mjdugga
You should really have a GFI outlet that close to the sink
MrGravy462
She left you a way out. Jam that hair pin into the outlet and hang on tight.
RoastTheBroomstick69
This is a repost
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Placing it near that electric socket was a silent hint
zapsmass
You must find the lock.
deepTrumpetImgurian
Morning sex is the best.
Thais777
old
H4RR4BE
I'm so used to my wife leaving those around the house I did not even see it for a few seconds
nattyd20
I'm sorry brave warrior.
AceFrehley
Be prepared to never walk into a room without seeing one of those again. I swear girls have more of those clips than hairs on their heads
Kythyria
Those clips are sold by the fifty or hundred for a reason.
BobbingThroner
Time to downvote I guess
Numbatfromthefuture
massInsomnia
But why are they blue?
asspickle
I'm just glad you have soap. None of my bachelor bros have hand soap in the bathroom.
forestfinagle
Coconut too - la di dah
LoquaciousLizard
Yeah, I presumed the post was pointing out the soap, initially.
asspickle
Also sometimes i stick pickles up my ass
WillyWallace1
Congrats.
generationsai
On the ass/pickle sex.
generationsai
On the ass/pickle sex.
binyahbinyah
oh it only gets worse. god speed sir.
LoquaciousLizard
It goes the other way, as well. I swear that the beard grooming products are breeding amongst themselves. Oils, wax, 5 different combs...
powderwt
That's not a gfci... O.o
ElWangGrande
That means shes moving in.
mfraser84
Your plug sockets look terrified.
yomancs
Adambean
Why does your bathroom have those electrical outlets so close to a sink?
Lubricatedpope
You have to flood that bathroom to that level for anything to happen. Or throw gallons of water at it.
DethShartBSideU
And non-gfi.
HimalayanHero
My thoughts exactly....accident waiting to happen
MommaElle
Hair pins and ties are a front, we ladies secretly mark our territory with shed hairs. Constantly. Everywhere.
johnfuckingzoidbergmd
My hair is the reason why my boyfriend finally had to buy a vacuum cleaner. Sorry, babe.
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twofishtails
Hair pins snake out of your mouth?
sammyismycat
Smoowches
This is true. Ah, but don't forget the hairbands.
FreeFall711
Truth
Beezlebubble
Like when I do laundry then go to the bathroom, and pull one off my nuts, and it slithers across my ass crack.
FrancoUnAmerican
sooo you're the same as My husky ?
INeedAUser
can confirm.
cleopatches
I had not one, but TWO patients comment on how long my hair is today. I love it, but god have mercy on my drain...
cyno01
...♫screaming infidelities!♪
imgursmyfirstluv
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
"secretly"
andachairaswell
This is so true! I picked a guy up in a bar one night. Went back to his and spotted a couple of Bobby pins on a night stand. Decided it was
andachairaswell
Time to go. I wasn't going to be someone's side bitch. And when I've just started dating a guy...I've left Bobby pins too. As a warning to
Kweewee
Go you, love this!
andachairaswell
Other women that this guy isn't being honest and is seeing someone. Kind of an unwritten girl code
ElbowDeepInASnake
But what if the bobby pins belong to the guy?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
a guy once banged a redhead in my car, and i swear that chick was going bald cuz i was finding red hair in my car for literally 2 years.
AuroroA7918
That's rough
AuroroA7918
That's rough
batmobile2
That explains the drain in the shower
LandManatee
I do this with my beard hair.
LoquaciousLizard
So does my partner. He sheds more than I do (but in a less conspicuous colour, so I guess it evens out).
LandManatee
Problem is, they all look like pubes.
Theguyfromthatthinng
Always find them strands of her hair in my balls
KillerTofu615
As a married man, I found a 3ft long hair in my just washed sweatshirt. My wife cut 20in off to donate 4 months ago.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
So secretly, in fact, that they can tell us about it and we'll never know.
LoquaciousLizard
Whilst this is accurate, my partner also plentifully distributes his own plumage. Beard hairs. In my bed. On my clothes. Even @ work. BEARD
C4NDY455
This is the truest truth. I find them everywhere (and I mean everywhere)
PercySparkleFlyer
Yes we do hahaha
CreativeWritingJudge
Dear god, they get EVERYWHERE!
SchulzR1993
I still find my ex's hair in random places sometimes.
Dentistman
its been 3 years and i still manage to find hairs
kbright22
that is my boyfriend's roommate's chief complaint about me. mentions it every time I come over
bbecks
...secretly? Trust me, its not a secret. If my gf visits for 2-3 days it means months of finding hairs. I'm gonna give up when she moves in.
MrLaveLave
I already own a cat. There's no room to spread any more hair on my textiles.
MrLaveLave
I already own a cat. There's no room to spread any more hair on my textiles.
916guitarded
T o o t h b r u s h
kbright22
that is my boyfriend's roommate's chief complaint about me. mentions it every time I come over
iSpiider
My gf has hair down down to her lower back. I find hairs in my crack almost daily. I think she intentionally plants them there. Plz help.
pizzaprinc3ss
I do this
iSpiider
batmanfreak64
My husband tells me that he always finds one when he goes to the bathroom and he just laughs and thinks of me
whateverz
sticky roller
iSpiider
In my butt crack?
whateverz
On anything that goes near your butt crack?
notallyllama
@allyllama
v3xtor
Lol... yes
Hammsammiches
I knew my gf was marking when she bought some candles.
LoquaciousLizard
I hate candles.
Hammsammiches
How?
NitrateFree
Candles means its serious
Stoneleigh219
Or she thinks you smell bad.
Hammsammiches
I definitely do. She put the first wave of candles in the bathrooms
Hammsammiches
Well, yeah. We have been living together for 2 years now. Lol
hambreypabre
So it's pretty serious then?
Hammsammiches
Yeah. She's pretty awesome.
pizzaprinc3ss
The guy I'm dating told me he found my hair wrapped around his penis. Obviously I was shocked!
locotico83
Been there
GeraSol13
In his penis??!!!
Kiten8515
So very true. Bobby pins and hair ties are too obvious to you guys. Stray hair is more prominent to other females than anything else
KawaNyx
Dude. This. Lived with girls all my life. So. Much. Hair. Then I grew long hair and. Omg. SO MUCH HAIR!!!!
cowboyshooter
I do that with my beard
Eddwyn
As a man with lushious long locks, same.
HotdogInTheHallway
Can confirm. You could track my location my the hair tumbleweeds I leave in my wake
Lionskull
As a man with a lot of body hair, same.
Zaranthan
My wife and parents constantly find my hairs stuck to our daughter. I'm forming a protective cocoon.
CivitatemInkas
"It's for your own safety"
wobbu
You had a daughter with your parents?
JPBStory
Same. I WISH I marked my territory with hair ties, the bloody things won't stop disappearing!
PirateRubberDuck
Oh good it's not just me.
LittleMsSparkles
As a platinum blonde I do this very stealthily.
LoquaciousLizard
As someone with (entirely natural) bright blue hair, I do this very conspicuously. :)
JamesBondMegacorn
How entirely natural?
LoquaciousLizard
About as natural as my complete and utter sincerity, of course. :)
JamesBondMegacorn
No, I meant how is it blue entirely naturally
SonicBoomYourFamily
That's the reason no one knows I have a pretty intense unibrow.
bendoverrover
Don't worry dude. Girls will eventually make your place look and smell better.
Zokathra
Like tropical coconut?
AmillMiles
So true, just began dating and all my clothes in my drawers are magically organized now.
Skizzlesnap
It's because you just began dating. Give it a couple of years.
paulshof1
Fake news
downvoteacct
She made it so nice I sold mine and we bought one together.
blazebot4200
True as fuck
CrossBetween
..and fill up the bathroom with so many bottles of hair conditioner products that it's a struggle every morning to find regular shampoo.
zanstar
Lies! Wrong! China!