Sep 26, 2016 7:36 AM
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kashmoney02
Sniff sniff...you smell that? It's the women's world cup. U-S-A!!
casperdaghost
That's nice and all, but can she boil water?
isthisorganic
Seriously eyes up head up. All that does nothing.
thelonelycowboy
Soccer would be more fun without a goalie
KonstantinosTsoulis
its only impressive to you faggots because you can see legs
frostydawg01
Eh...hold my beer!
mcwap","a
I'm 28... and I'm just now learning how to get the ball into the upper 90 while standing still.
WhiteTexan
Whos on first
Baduumtsss
Because of awesome talented women, such as the one here, the USWNT has 3 glorious stars on their uniform.
SirRichardFrancisBurton
Was going to make a creepy reference but she has impressive skills
nattesheim
Brasil doesn't need all that bullshit
iewl
Not a soccer fan, but daaamn that girl can play!
DirkDiggler76
I still get paid about 24 cents more for every dollar
poopstabber
In a real game she will kick it 70 feet over the net like everyone else
BloodiDodi
*21 meters
MrMeems
All that training and yet the most exciting part of soccer is the riot afterwards.
ProneHub
I used to play soccer (aka football), and we had no training at all except how to goalie and how to kick.
RebelDreamer
That's nothin......my FIFA create a player is waaaay better.
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
She's got some shooting boots for sure.
CaviaPorcellus
Nice. I bet she's into soccer.
Hasslingthehoff
Khatvogel
THEY FIXED THE GIF
MyUsernameOnImgur
How is this impressive, she is just moving her feet?
hellowordl
Only me who felt sad for the girl? felt like every obstacle was made for a "solo"-training activities and not as a team (football right?)
Quipman
Not sure if serious but, training outside of team training is the way to improve as a football player - team is for team play and mentality.
ZiggyTWild
But can she do it on a rain night in stoke?
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
Serious question- can Stoke?
rivaar
Is this impressive because she's a girl or because she's American? There's literally millions of school kids the world over that can do this
Sammyv17
It's not really impressive, well it is to people outside the sport.
mousemarie94
They are also impressive, precision in skill is impressive regardless of how many can do it
zangomuncher
*girl doing something you normally see a guy doing* IMPRESSIVE TRAINING BECAUSE GURL!
CollinIanSmith
You usually see guys doing this?
training for football? yes. fucking every day i walk through the park.
Oh. Well that's damn impressive.
iDreamaboutthosedemonfishies
v
SpikeSpiegeil
>shiggy diggy
The22ndDoctor
There were no napkins there. Whoever it was that's responsible for stocking that concession stand cost me a relationship.
Uberheavy
Vape naysh y'all.
relatablesarcasticguy
Oh jeez... usersub has the strangest funniest shit ever
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
MileHighLivin
Poor fucker...
Theactualvimple
He's acting. Still fat, but acting, Boogie2988 on youtube
He's acting out the addiction that he really has...
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
Knowing the context of this gif makes it so much more ingenious. You magnificent bastard.
Prinzka
She's looking at the ball way too much. She needs that exercise where he's throwing her tennis balls now. Keep your head up.
isetfirestofeeljoy
She actually does drills with her trainer throwing a tennis ball at her toward the end of the gif.
EscalatorCongestion
She looks to be about 16... so I'd say she's coming along fine...
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
also if you can choose where to shoot always go for the flat shot. it takes more time for a keeper to get to the ground than to jump
but she has impressive skills. forgot to mention that. very good! cheers from someone who plays football since 25 years
PhenTsoksar
Especially the tall keepers. @6'4", I was amazed how often opponents kept testing me at the top 90's versus the lower ones
I like the shooting hole cover though, interesting way to train to shoot. I was a poor striker so when forced I just went for shots on goal.
When I was young I had trouble with that too. But I solved it so: when I was going straight towards the keeper I choose one side to "drift"1
to one side (mostly right) so the keeper has to open his right side. he simply has to. then I just rolled the ball to the left. worked 8/10
whizzer
looks like normal football training to me.
CaptainMinnette
I did this stuff pre high school..
IHopeIDontHaveToRememberThis
Like actually this isn't that impressive most normal highschool soccer players could do this.
WhenUrInABlanketAndTheTagIsOnTheWrongSide
Yeah I did, but it's impressive to some I guess
SrDave
The most impressive is the environment. Growing up we had to do it in dried up grass and dirt with no equipment.
or in the rain and against a wall on your own if you're over here in Ireland. I don't even like football and I did this as a child.
MrFidori
Well then our whole state must have sucked, because we made top 4, and maybe had 2 kids that could do this that well.
TheOGPooner
People who know stuff or know how to do stuff always impress me as I know nothing and do nothing
AyeVey
I'm gonna quote you on that
photog
Yeah but i bet you're good at nothing, so that's something.
TemporaryUzername
do something and you'll know something.
ZaeMillion
But you banged a hot barbarian chick, so you have that going for you, which is nice.
Favri
You write good comments. That's something.
Chemeli
I'm sure thats not entirely true.
HugoArtemisRune
Love you
CirB
Jon Snow?
DongSayaDae
He is a paradox, he knows he knows nothing, as such he does not know nothing as he knows it. So it cannot be him.
Highlander8795
Everyone knows something. Apparently you know how to get upvotes.
This comment about proves I don't even know that... It was an off hand comment that on any other day would have like 2 up votes...
One of them from my mom...
symocia
You know how to be honest. And I love you for it.
TheRetiredColourman
You know how to be positive and optimistic. And I love you for it.
EnsignRoLaren
Can you make the rest of the world be like you?
I also pee myself occasionally
Fairdinkums
Am i impressed with your skills?
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
See!? That's a skill!
truthsmiles
If you're serious and you're a guy get a PSA screening (for prostate issues).
kashmoney02
Sniff sniff...you smell that? It's the women's world cup. U-S-A!!
casperdaghost
That's nice and all, but can she boil water?
isthisorganic
Seriously eyes up head up. All that does nothing.
thelonelycowboy
Soccer would be more fun without a goalie
KonstantinosTsoulis
its only impressive to you faggots because you can see legs
frostydawg01
Eh...hold my beer!
mcwap","a
I'm 28... and I'm just now learning how to get the ball into the upper 90 while standing still.
WhiteTexan
Whos on first
Baduumtsss
Because of awesome talented women, such as the one here, the USWNT has 3 glorious stars on their uniform.
SirRichardFrancisBurton
Was going to make a creepy reference but she has impressive skills
nattesheim
Brasil doesn't need all that bullshit
iewl
Not a soccer fan, but daaamn that girl can play!
DirkDiggler76
I still get paid about 24 cents more for every dollar
poopstabber
In a real game she will kick it 70 feet over the net like everyone else
BloodiDodi
*21 meters
MrMeems
All that training and yet the most exciting part of soccer is the riot afterwards.
ProneHub
I used to play soccer (aka football), and we had no training at all except how to goalie and how to kick.
RebelDreamer
That's nothin......my FIFA create a player is waaaay better.
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
She's got some shooting boots for sure.
CaviaPorcellus
Nice. I bet she's into soccer.
Hasslingthehoff
Khatvogel
THEY FIXED THE GIF
MyUsernameOnImgur
How is this impressive, she is just moving her feet?
hellowordl
Only me who felt sad for the girl? felt like every obstacle was made for a "solo"-training activities and not as a team (football right?)
Quipman
Not sure if serious but, training outside of team training is the way to improve as a football player - team is for team play and mentality.
ZiggyTWild
But can she do it on a rain night in stoke?
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
Serious question- can Stoke?
rivaar
Is this impressive because she's a girl or because she's American? There's literally millions of school kids the world over that can do this
Sammyv17
It's not really impressive, well it is to people outside the sport.
mousemarie94
They are also impressive, precision in skill is impressive regardless of how many can do it
zangomuncher
*girl doing something you normally see a guy doing* IMPRESSIVE TRAINING BECAUSE GURL!
CollinIanSmith
You usually see guys doing this?
zangomuncher
training for football? yes. fucking every day i walk through the park.
CollinIanSmith
Oh. Well that's damn impressive.
iDreamaboutthosedemonfishies
SpikeSpiegeil
>shiggy diggy
The22ndDoctor
There were no napkins there. Whoever it was that's responsible for stocking that concession stand cost me a relationship.
Uberheavy
Vape naysh y'all.
relatablesarcasticguy
Oh jeez... usersub has the strangest funniest shit ever
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
MileHighLivin
Poor fucker...
Theactualvimple
He's acting. Still fat, but acting, Boogie2988 on youtube
MileHighLivin
He's acting out the addiction that he really has...
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
Knowing the context of this gif makes it so much more ingenious. You magnificent bastard.
Prinzka
She's looking at the ball way too much. She needs that exercise where he's throwing her tennis balls now. Keep your head up.
isetfirestofeeljoy
She actually does drills with her trainer throwing a tennis ball at her toward the end of the gif.
EscalatorCongestion
She looks to be about 16... so I'd say she's coming along fine...
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
also if you can choose where to shoot always go for the flat shot. it takes more time for a keeper to get to the ground than to jump
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
but she has impressive skills. forgot to mention that. very good! cheers from someone who plays football since 25 years
PhenTsoksar
Especially the tall keepers. @6'4", I was amazed how often opponents kept testing me at the top 90's versus the lower ones
Prinzka
I like the shooting hole cover though, interesting way to train to shoot. I was a poor striker so when forced I just went for shots on goal.
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
When I was young I had trouble with that too. But I solved it so: when I was going straight towards the keeper I choose one side to "drift"1
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
to one side (mostly right) so the keeper has to open his right side. he simply has to. then I just rolled the ball to the left. worked 8/10
whizzer
looks like normal football training to me.
CaptainMinnette
I did this stuff pre high school..
IHopeIDontHaveToRememberThis
Like actually this isn't that impressive most normal highschool soccer players could do this.
WhenUrInABlanketAndTheTagIsOnTheWrongSide
Yeah I did, but it's impressive to some I guess
SrDave
The most impressive is the environment. Growing up we had to do it in dried up grass and dirt with no equipment.
whizzer
or in the rain and against a wall on your own if you're over here in Ireland. I don't even like football and I did this as a child.
MrFidori
Well then our whole state must have sucked, because we made top 4, and maybe had 2 kids that could do this that well.
TheOGPooner
People who know stuff or know how to do stuff always impress me as I know nothing and do nothing
AyeVey
I'm gonna quote you on that
photog
Yeah but i bet you're good at nothing, so that's something.
TemporaryUzername
do something and you'll know something.
ZaeMillion
But you banged a hot barbarian chick, so you have that going for you, which is nice.
Favri
You write good comments. That's something.
Chemeli
I'm sure thats not entirely true.
HugoArtemisRune
Love you
CirB
Jon Snow?
DongSayaDae
He is a paradox, he knows he knows nothing, as such he does not know nothing as he knows it. So it cannot be him.
Highlander8795
Everyone knows something. Apparently you know how to get upvotes.
TheOGPooner
This comment about proves I don't even know that... It was an off hand comment that on any other day would have like 2 up votes...
TheOGPooner
One of them from my mom...
symocia
You know how to be honest. And I love you for it.
TheRetiredColourman
You know how to be positive and optimistic. And I love you for it.
EnsignRoLaren
Can you make the rest of the world be like you?
TheOGPooner
I also pee myself occasionally
Fairdinkums
Am i impressed with your skills?
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
See!? That's a skill!
truthsmiles
If you're serious and you're a guy get a PSA screening (for prostate issues).