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Toxicempanada
+1 for Rafika. Daaaamn.
Mooseman1991
I'd like to think the John Wayne one was intentional. But based on that photo...
jesusisherelookbusy
OP forgot one
OttoVanShartz
"Kids say the darnest things" - Groucho Marx
Paoloc0mments
'Opportunities' - Herb Brook
thatmeddlingkid
My Muslim friend tried to do #4 but they took out the word hair and she was pissed because it made her sound lame
randelung
"I bet I could drop an F bomb and get away with it." - Fuck
Dukesofh
Anyone know Rowdy Negro? I must be friends with this guy and he as to do an AMA.
APackOfExcitedGingers
I knew a Randy Nigro. Close enough?
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
My quote was "I hope that when I'm gone people will say of me 'That girl sure owed me a lot of money'"
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Nice. Mine was, "Can't be no geek off the streets, gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean." I really liked west coast rap.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Were you a regulator in HS?
shrekisourogrelord
Jack handy is the best
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
EdgedPixel
My brother owns the same shark!
highstream
I have this shark from Ikea. I love it so much.
TxDavidxT
I must get one
highstream
They're only fifteen bucks
TxDavidxT
I got about 3$
Corynthius
abeardedblacksmith
All I do is Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen
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TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Emily is kind of close but still a reach.
dannishadow
I was thinking that about a few of them. If there's one thing I've learned as an adult, it's that the adults understand all the dirty jokes.
dannishadow
That... was not the comment that I clicked on. Weird.
Farmacopeia
My friend (a Nguyen) got his girlfriend a shirt that said that. Accurate I guess.
HorseGirlErection
Missed the best one -
Magicflutefreddie
wtf?
PapiBlanco
Pineapple slices are the worst thing to happen to pizza since veggi pizza
azureraptor
SILENCE, HERETIC.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
This means war, and I've got a whole nation behind me.
lurkingcabbage
That's awesome, I want her on my team when the apocalypse happens.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Vaguely related, but for some reason in Peru pizza just normally has pineapple. It was horrible.
HorseGirlErection
They can get away with it because winter in Peru isn't very cold.
VibratingString
Yes!
edgyteen2015
I'm not from the US we didn't do senior quotes, how are some of these allowed? Are they not inappropriate?
SarahKercz
That last kid looks like Kevin from Mean Girls
therealpopkiller
There's no way the school let that kid get away with "my mom should've swallowed me"
phunkshun
If you're on the Yearbook staff, you have editorial control. Also why that one kid knew the girl he referenced would be dir. above him.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Or, more likely imo, it was because he new the names of his classmates and the fact that pictures are in alphabetical order.
phunkshun
As someone else noted, one transfer student would screw that up. I'm telling you, he was probably on the YB staff.
hiyesthisissatan
It was probably the same every year so he just knew.
ChromeEagle
A single transfer in or out of the school would shift the entire arrangement. I don't buy it.
LADYZORRO
My 8th grade yearbook had a closeup of my classmate's wide open mouth with her boyfriend's head in it....and we were a Catholic school.
governmentgavemeagun
Which head?
eetsumkaus
oh, you know which one
Stache13081
I believe Frank Zappa already explained Catholic Girls.
LADYZORRO
His actual head not his penis. The implication is still there.
TigerLillie217
I wold also like to know
hollonoates
Asking the important questions.
DrSchmolls
The one with the asian girls always bothered me cause Angela and Madeline actually look like they could be twins
HeadTurdL
Mackenzie looks fun, tbh.
ensoroni
I'm really upset at no. 3. She did not give credit to Mitch Hedberg with that quote.
BigBusTycoon
#32 it's not anonymous
SerialChillinSpree
I'm ready Nguyen they are.
thesexiestpersonknowntoman
DillyDigBick
For those twins
echonite
The one on the right should have said "I'm the pretty two."
salamander318
The Hill brothers? Really?
Big8ooty8iches
"carlos carlos" oh fuck me thats terrible
lyssammm86
I went to school with a Justin Case
NutBusters
"I heard you like bad boys... I'm bad at everything"
Lopool
Like... really bad
DudeGuy24
You guys are nothing, I still can't tie my shoes and gotta wear diapers.
Xenda
Not since the accident.
Polaristars
Pfft. Filthy casual. I unplugged my USB once...without ejecting it first.
CharlotteMcScott
Jessica is the pretty one.
Blue4Five
That's a tie as they fit two different categories for beauty types.
fruust
How did one of them miss the opportunity to say "i'm the pretty two."?
Starfis
They both have my full atencion.
lurkingcabbage
porque no los dos?
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Apercu
Nah. Emily.
deathcharge8
Id still fuck them both :D
MakeItBackAlright
Anastasia has a better personality
eetsumkaus
hmmm, I'm gonna need a better view of her personality to make sure
MrBluePrint
Favorited for
DeadPhish21
I thought I had a cool last name, but DAMN! That kids either really cool/popular, OR he gets relentlessly tormented on a daily basis...
MostlyJustTacos
Negro just means black as in the color black. Or black person and not in a disrespectful way. At least in Spanish. just usa getting offened
MrBluePrint
There's no use in getting offended by a name it just depends who's using it and how.
GiantButtHead
His parents knew exactly what they were doing.
bachterman
http://m.cdn.blog.hu/fa/faszkivan/image/24012012/negro.jpg
EYBAYBAY
Oh, his ROWDY? I Swear it pasess down from generation to generation in that NEGRO family.
bachterman
piper is his dad.
LargeHoman
That's his real name btw.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
If he goes to college, at some point someone will ask him to apologize for his offensive name.
noonelala
What's your name? Hugh Mungus. WAT!? lol jk it's Rowdy Negro.
LordNoodles
About to trigger a whole stadium with that joke.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
And hopefully he tells them to eat a bag of whatever genitalia they don't like.
Stache13081
Sentences used to be much shorter when you didn't have to insult everyone equally. You managed it masterfully.
typeusernamenow
Chris Farley? Is that you?
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Is uh... Is Rowdy Negro present?
one2dthree
Once knew a guy named Holden Butts. His parents had to pull him out of public school because he was bullied so much.
StuntManPat
That Rowdy Negro is the worst!
DoctorTurkTurkleton
I went to high school with a guy named "Hunter Raper". It was pronounced exactly how you think
MrBluePrint
My history teacher was named Mr. Raper.
MemeStealingSkeleton
And if he has a kid it will be a baby Raper
Dudeofallteenages
Ah yes. The far more sinister cousin of those drones from Terminator.
DoctorTurkTurkleton
We always joked that his middle name was "then" lol. It was actually max
BadamWarlock
I like to think that's a throwback to the days that people were named after their careers.
LordNoodles
Rapeseed is a thing? Perhaps related to raper?
MrBluePrint
You're partly correct it does, the name used to refer to someone who was a "roper" as in rope maker.
BadamWarlock
That's hilarious. John Raper, expert roper.
Laeryc
He looks like a reincarnation of rodney dangerfield
TheNabla
Actually my gf's surname is: Negro. In Italy it means "nigga", once a called her in the middle of a plaza with a black man behind me...
RaultxO
In Spanish it just means black, it doesn't imply anything.
MrBluePrint
Yeah, it definitely depends on the language you speak or region you're in although it could have negative connotations anywhere.
Bamboobob
Why would you tell her last name?
Bamboobob
Yell*
Feanor19
Could have a common first name. I call half my coworkers by their last names to differentiate. If I yell hey nick 6 guys might ask what
ItsUncleSam
Half my friends I just call by their last name.
Winnerrules
Its lik3 he's been roll called on the first day of school and already he's having a tough time lol
ozprey
I sincerely feel bad for that kid in this day and age.
clchojnacki
I work with a man with this name...Not a ginger though.
clchojnacki
Wait, not a ginger...my brain is failing me...yikes.
MrBluePrint
I hope he doesn't have to work somewhere that makes him wear his last name on his uniform, that could be a disaster.
JanitorsApprentice
Yeah. That could get roudy if he meets any negro's.
iLoveOatmeal
He should enlist in the Army and be Private Negro.
MrBluePrint
That's exactly what I was referring to. We had a private named "Blackmon" no one ever liked saying it.
ozprey
I hope he never meets a BLM extremist..
MrBluePrint
...or any extremist for that matter.
ozprey
I mean... marijuana extremist sounds pretty cool so...
Splaterson
His name would be unofficially changed for work. Happens all the time with hilarious names. Had a German science teacher called Mr. Coch 1/2
IonCaveGrandma
We had Mr Squibb. His real name actually ended up being mr squid, just as we had guessed all that time. He also taught German.
Splaterson
No he WAS German. He taught science
RobertNAdams
My school has a physics teacher named Richard Balsamel. Unfortunate name for an excellent teacher.
dlikedick420
lmao! Dick Ballsmell!? That's how I'm hearing it in my head..
Splaterson
Pronunciation ?
Splaterson
Who had to be called Mr. Cook.... for obvious reasons. Until someone found out his real surname
ThisFrickenGuy
There's a Jr High teacher in my town named Jack Goff. He goes by Tracy.
CozyDub
Wait... Mr. Cook? I think i know that guy.