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Thank you guys for appreciating how hilarious I really am, in spite of this not being original content. Oh, also for the upvotes. Imgurians are pretty cool.
Also, @NotZura may or may not be the reason for my rise in social estimation.
OTPHJ
lost it at "LOL bullet stays in"
rafedsoni
I love fucking islam
kulastrazara
He nailed it...
Cynistera
I love asshole Jesus.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
The bullet stays in lol
ThatJerkYouKnow
These images and images like these have been reposted so many times, I have a hard time thinking anybody will be butt hurt. Repost over 9000
FloralButtFace
Nothing is too trivial for Christian butt-hurts, my friend. Just playing it safe. Excuse this newcomer for the repost, though.
FlowersForJarJar
Does anyone else read these in their head with Jesus sounding like SNL Sean Connery?
magila
I is for Imgur, J is for Jesus, H is for Hate Speech.
Phesic
As a Christian... These are freaking hilarious.
Ultrafire3
The only thing hotter than hell are these beats fam.
Munax
that kid's father looks like Stalin.
Prebez
These are absolutely brillant! +1
GiggleWiggleJiggle
Give her Ds! - Fuck off Jesus it's a tonsillectomy. - LOL do it anyway.
rafedsoni
Islamic mothers fuckers
INDIG0M0NKEY
I'm kinda mad at the guy with the drill. If it catches his shoulder is fucked. And he is about to drill his own palm like an idiot
diggetydug
I liked the . one.
subparusersubber
It really bothers me that I don't know which person to read first.
narwhal1
Top to bottom. Left to right. Just like everything in English
subparusersubber
But if you do that on these you'll read the response first on half of them. But thanks anyway
narwhal1
I don't see that in any one of them. They all start at the top
12345545545
Do you want to burn in hell? Because this is how you burn in hell.
OrckidBlack
I upvote this every fuckin' time it gets reposted in an interval of 5-13 months.
FloralButtFace
That's an oddly random interval, sir. My apologies for the repost, though.
OrckidBlack
No, you're only doing the lord's work.
FloralButtFace
The lord asketh for conversion. I giveth Imgur His memes. The lord shews me his dickbutt. This is a universal conspiracy.
evildrdrew
Lost it at "lol bullet stays in"
jaggedcow
Not super relevant, but in general you shouldn't remove the bullet. The heat will kill germs and the bullet will come out naturally.
RhasKage
Okay that was funny bt uncool OP maybe satan wld hav been better
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2boocoo
Flesus
FloralButtFace
Pretty sure he was actually nailed by grammar-nazis. For fuck's sake, Jesus.
AsYetUntitled
Now do one with Mohammed.
YarTheBug
p.b.u.h.
devor110
OP isnt the creator...
chardlz
yeah good luck with that...
ManuelMunz
That's because he's a joke just by being himself.
dangerousDoc
Ooo! Ooo! I found one
GreedBayPackers
You just killed me thanks
toomuchkentucky
People like you are why I have trust issues
FloralButtFace
Oh, that's gonna be a blast.
Xenopug
It'll blow the roof off
worldlyredneck
Allahu akbar
optisomnia
absolutely haram
Vectorman2
Jihad me at 'Mohammed'
PhoenixQueenAzula
did somebody say it was time to build my harem
pedrobrv
but it feels so halal
DiabloGrandeArts
NotZura
I like where this is going.
FloralButtFace
What's the difference between acne outbursts and a pope? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face before puberty. Sorry, had to leave this here.
Drewid420
Brutal savage you +1
insongwhang
A priest, a rapist and and a pedophile walks into a bar. He ordered a beer.
FloralButtFace
He ordered beer, but he took the server instead, am I right?
sedgwick08
In Vatican City, there are about 2.3 popes per square mile.
FloralButtFace
All in good humour. Have a great day, guys.
DonutJustice
NotZura
What is a joke if you don't offend someone once in a while?
stonedkyuby
A joke doesn't HAVE to be offensive. Sometimes it makes it funnier, but being edgy all the time kind of wears out. Still liked this tho
NotZura
Oh I enjoyed these immensely. All I was saying was that these normally offensive jokes are getting funnier and butthurts make it 2x as funny