Found this gem in Oslo.

Jan 13, 2019 11:43 AM

Well... at least I won't be fat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least now you'll live long enough that all your prospective partners are half blind.

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I’m ugly because I’m fat..I’m fat because I’m ugly..

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In the gym you should look to be ugly as fuck, make those disgusting faces, sweat untill you're so smelly you're ashamed of it.

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Especially when doing hip thrusts. Not even Keira Knightley could make barbell hip thrusts look dignified.

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