MoustacheSamurai
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Oct 21, 2016 11:34 AM
MoustacheSamurai
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breakfastburner
I had a dream the other night that I ordered pizza and it was covered in fake eyelashes. Stupid sexy pizza.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
I don't want to be THAT GUY but this is clearly fake. Everyone knows Little Caesars pizza doesn't have that much sauce on it.
behrditz
"Yes, sir, and what is your problem with our Spicy Jalapenope pizza?"
asperzae
Did he eat the rest prior taking the pic?
okillshutupnow
ToooSpooky
Why'd they take off all the stingers, that's the best part.
IWillNotDoubleTap
eclect0
You know you're a pig when you don't notice there are scorpions on your pizza until the last slice.
jthearon
Yah that's the appropriate response from Little Caesar's representative. Even if it's fake. That's the correct response.
ThatOneGuy87
I laughed. Not just the nose puff of the slightly amused. I laughed. And scared a small child. Thank you.
tomanderson35
man up man, just some land shrimp pizza. eat it.
17AndDeadInside
Wot
Nosferatu1
Superfuntime
No pepperoni..
Cellestia
I would actually eat that.
xultrakillx
BardOfSmut
the pizza isnt jpeg enough therefore this is fake
Leokes
"Yes, I'd like the Bear Grylls special, please. No, I'm not thirsty, just the pizza. Thanks." - That guy, 30-45 minutes before the photo.
StarscreamAndHutch
Scorpperoni Pizza is awesome! Although the stingers appear to be missing and that's the best part.
RandomMemmer
Texas?
nosoupforoldmen
This picture has been used for so many different memes and I'm sick of it
IntergalacticCheeseSandwich
TheShogunMustGoOn
As you can plainly see, there are no mushrooms! I ordered scorpions and mushrooms, goddamnit!
ElaineTheNPC
Outrageous!
helpusdrzaius
the mushrooms are underneath the cheese, and the scorpions.
TheShogunMustGoOn
Come on! That means I'll have mushy mushrooms and toasted poisonous nopes.
MajikMessiah
Yup, definitely deserves a refund.
AwesomeName
Always tip your driver.
Hizoran
How....how would they know if you were going to tip them? Did they sneak in and scorpion your pizza after the fact?
Somanyquestions
They always bring an extra scorpion pizza with them and give you that box if you don't tip.
RedCamaro
scorpions are rather delicious when fried in seasoned oil
FckyourselfSarah
Everything is delicious when fried in oil. It's why we fry stuff.
Shiroshi
This Scorpion pizza was served last year at the Calgary Stampede. People get drunk and try crazy food on the fairway usually.
AntzAntz
I imagine this would be delicacies in lot of places
DanOrtega
Ew no. Scorpions are too hard on the exoskeleton, almost rubbery, and innards are kinda pungent. DONT ASK.
Fuckweasel
Despite that, they are still a popular street food in various locales. /shudder
DanOrtega
To be fair, I only tasted one raw. So maybe cooked they have a better taste?
Fuckweasel
I wouldn't know. I've been stung by one, but I'm not eating one unless it's that or death.
DanOrtega
Ha, me too :P And once you get past the legs, everything else isn't that bad... don't eat the tail, tho.
SignMeIn
Terrorku
What? Is that Australia's pizza?
lunatic242
I do not think Australia even has Scorpions...
Kangawallafox
Yes we do actually but they're not deadly, just very painful
lunatic242
I stand corrected. Scorpions are much closer here (NZ) then I have thought.
ieaturfood
No, it's just the typical Texan cheese pizza w/ scorpion. You can get it with a side of scorpion venom dipping sauce.
vtraddict
Nah mate. No funnelwebs.
TheVampireDante
Those only come on the XXL size orders.
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
It it was then it would be upside down
geckochris
As a little Caesars employee, I'm not surprised by this
authornotavailable
The response or the scorpians?
HarrisonLichtenberg
Yes
HandsomeJackBlack
My step dad ordered pizza from there once and my friend texted me 'you probably don't want to eat that because everyone spit in it' and they
Fahargo
i don't even understand that. why would you spit int he food of someone you don't know. why is that even a thing fast food is known for
HandsomeJackBlack
My step dad is a bit of a cunt and they wanted to get him back for it, but come on, other people will eat that besides him
HandsomeJackBlack
all managed to keep their jobs despite him showing the manager and online customer service the text.
joshyjosh
showing a text of someone saying people spit in something isnt proof showing they actually spit in it though.
HandsomeJackBlack
They should have investigated and asked questions though. Instead the manager blew him off and laughed about it later and customer service
HandsomeJackBlack
just offered coupons. If there is a risk of people spitting in your food, coupons won't solve the problem.
joshyjosh
and in the case they didn't have cameras, unless they had the pizza and was able to bring it back in and show spit on it, nothing to be done
joshyjosh
if they had cameras and looked at them, thats all that had to be done is check them. nothing has to be told if they did or not