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#bigtalk
Jul 12, 2018 11:20 PM
Novapride
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41
7
#bigtalk
SkoomaDeeler
Don't move to Maine.
volcanoduck
Fucking divorce that crazy and stop self medicating
Vdubchandler
Just because it looks fun, don’t stick your wiener in a rotating fan.
theREDcard
Buy some of those bitcoins.
MrStealYourGiF
I think the lowest they got between July 12 2013 and now was $80, or maybe a little lower at the bottom of the silk road seizure flash crash
Shadowdra131
Dont give your dad a bottle of whiskey on april 10th 2015, and stop him from falling down the stairs to his death
wzzt
quit being content. quit your job and find a higher paying one.
hauntedzombie
Buy bitcoin.
waylenwarren1
LEAVE! Just go and study abroad. The boyfriend can survive without you- remember to live what you love and be the spark that lights the fire
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
"pull out you drunk fuck."
ChaosPersonified
Don't listen to your parents and "give it time", make your move today. (Best decision ever!)
KiltedinSeattle
Beg, borrow or steal the money to sue.
lemoninyoureye
Don’t suck all the dicks
WelcomeToThePartyPal
If a chick says "fuck me in the ass" on the first date, it's a dude.
Gasass
Don’t eat so much cheese
chewybrian
kodsak
Stop being a little bitch before it's to late.
RSP16
In late 2015, you'll have a state-ordered form your employer will refuse to honor. Make them honor it at all costs, or your life is ruined.
10000Bees
Dad's gonna end up being a pedophile, start distancing yourself now so it doesn't hurt so much for so long.
theherbalhelper
Don't be doin that shit
DinosaursCameFromSpace
Look for another job, you won’t be able to last till retirement at this one
DrewBanyai
One note to the creator of the game. On the 24-hours-to-live card, the word is "within", not "with in"
GrimDarkKing
Take aspirins, drop sodas, drink water, don't work for asshole, learn Unity game engine, release the monsters, mothball the inhibitions.
chewybrian
Can I go for 25?
Fngary
Don’t stick my hand in a joiner and lose 3 fingers
GordonRamseysMidgetPornDouble
Try Rogaine lol
whatseventhepointt
Five years ago....eh it was already probably too late for the advice to matter.
oKBirds
Stop buying SO MANY "collectables." It's just stuff you're going to have to get rid of later. Save your $ or spend it on experiences.
oKBirds
-or on intangibles like ebooks or games on a cloud account.
CapedPersuaderJ
College pt. 2 is way worse than college pt. 1. Don't do it. You'll figure something else out
Penguinofmyspirit
This is also the advice I would give myself.
JumbleberryFields
"Stop letting people take advantage of you."
Retrikaethan
just do it.
Digicat
Wear a rubber.
BarfTittiesGalore
That's so fucked up. My daughter is 5. +1 of course.
LtGenObvious
So? That means she was conceived about six years ago.
BarfTittiesGalore
She was a preemie ://i.imgur.com/TwCo7Ff.gif
TamereEsti
I got 2 kids... Both born with the wife on the pill.. yup.
Digicat
My sympathies my dude.
Niddhoger
Well... there is on the pill and "on the pill." I've heard far more cases of women lying about it than the pill actually failing.
TamereEsti
She wasn't ready either, also the second was not on the pill per se, I just didn't know the English word for it but it was with a IUD, can't
TamereEsti
Hide that from the doc ( or me really, you can feel it inside when you get intimate ). And no it was not malfunctioning or misplaced (doc)
waylenwarren1
The pill.... doesn’t really fail....
Niddhoger
Even when used correctly it's not infallible. But we're talking 99%+ effective. MOST cases are either lying/forgot to take a pill or two.
InsertSatiricalReferenceHere
Considering I had a Coil implanted when I fell pregnant does suggest that any hormone related contraception is not infallible
VeryIntelligentComments
abortion is a simple thing so
TamereEsti
I'm pro choice, but it is not something I would consider for myself, neither my wife.
VeryIntelligentComments
if someone uses birth control and then the woman actually gets pregnant its super weird to actually keep it as the choice was allready 1/2
VeryIntelligentComments
to stop being pregnant in the first place. kids these days...
istouche
Welp, tu dois avoir un pas pire Karma de marde toi.
TamereEsti
Calm toi, jsuis pas en enfer ses Des enfants lol
istouche
Deux enfants, sur la pilule.. Honnêtement quelles sont les chances lol!
TamereEsti
En fait le deuxieme etait sur Sur le sterilet meme!!