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May 30, 2016 10:12 AM
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iownaSNES
He's going places if he lives that long.
Twinklepot
'Young man I am arresting you on suspicion of assaulting a law enforcement officer with a deadly weapon. You have the right to remain ...'
Kilahti
"He's got a weapon!" "Officer down!"
GingerLaird
Only good cops become unicorns.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
HiddenChicken
Raysandatoms
By the looks of it, most likely prison..., for murdering our hearts!
MaxJensen
Read that in the AFV guy's voice lol.
idontspeekenglish
dubstepwolfzzz
The cemetery ?
mentaljake66
I saw this picture and all I could hear was Ice T in my head "COP KILLLLAAA!!"
Sadlyunoffensiveusername
That is an awesome cop!
Dankboy20
See, if that was a black baby, the cop would have used excessive force and put the baby in jail
QuantumSupersexposition
STOP RESISTING… the need to laugh!!!
JoshVita
http://imgur.com/OsDY79x
youreasmellypiratehooker
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Arkyrion
Son, I'd like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
arist0v
He can, he is not black!!
DomitiSardin
Good thing the kids isn't black...
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
The cop may look angry but he's just overwhelmed. He can finally achieve his dream of being a Unicorn!
eff2b
Dartmouth, probably.
MoguraBurgera
You clever fuck.
jaypuck
No, it hit his forehead...
eagle193
my friend wants to get in on the joke
BeardyMcFace
So... is nobody else getting the CHaD joke? Am I the one who is too dark?
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
What up, 603!
Kichini
KEENE YO!
IBinPainting
Arrowhead.
HaceVector
Listen here you little shit...
DerogatoryDegenerate
There's no quim like to party like the quim down it Darty.
BigJaseNZ
No wait. I read way too much into it. Nathaniel Fick went to Dartmouth and became a well known Marine... Thought you were suggesting he
BigJaseNZ
would go there and become a marine officer because of his headshot.
BigJaseNZ
I'm a New Zealander! And I get this reference!
JohnFrost
We have a Dartmouth in Canada as well.
CactusNachos
if that kid was black or brown, the cop would've shot him already.
Honrddge
We need to talk about Kevin.
HavasBagoly
Disregard the authority
jmag48
Officer down
EnronCEO
Heaven is definitely one of those places
MissingNopityNope
"now i can arrest him right?
ThatOneGuyFromLondon
Son. I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative.
ComaAlpha
What the picture doesn't show is that three more cops showed up and they beat the kid senseless for resisting arrest.
ThePancakeNinja
Nonsense. They shoot him.
canadianmaplesizzurp
Nahh the kid is white. He'll fine
StubbyJohnson
Found the racist!
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SlightlyDodgy
Sad that it's possible a joke could be made of that. It means we have a problem on this planet.
acatwhisperer
*resisting a rest
ryandickens
You are about to kid nap this thread.
ComaAlpha
That is the best thing I've read all day
DurendaI
He didn't wake up.
DootDanger
Little guy probably gained a week of life from the look on that face!
Euphio
Like prison, for assaulting a police officer.
MagisterEymerich
"A young nigga on the warpath and when he's finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath" -Ice Cube
thatduckingguy
The kid didn't choose thug life, Thug life chose him
Arckeiner
Probably a coffin.
Sinus23
http://imgur.com/1oxb500
SpanWolf
That joke works on multiple levels.
Crafty7630
Shewy92
First thing to come to my mind. I'll meet you on the bus to hell
Arckeiner
You too? There's gonna be a lot of peeps today, better take the train!
GirthBrooks91
Goddamn dude
GoBlue
This is one of those comments that has equal probability of ending up at the top or the bottom, depending on imgur's mood.
DinoKebab
Equal rights for equal comments. That's how we like things around here.
deltajesus
I think that not having the kid's story is why it's up here, if it was a soppy emotional post it'd be at the bottom.
Theonlyusernamenottakenalready
Arckeiner
Deliciouspuppymeat
Ty for saying what I was thinking and risking downvote hell I salute you
JoiningTheBandwagon
Absolute mad man... +1
Mrdrewbeats
You just won a free ticket to hell
OddIsHe
You have to pay for hell? That truly is hell if you have to pay to be tortured for eternity
Arckeiner
I already have enough to open a free bus transit service. ;)
da1uhidefrom
Save me a seat.
Arckeiner
da1uhidefrom
THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!
TromBoozle
Too soon
riseofaodh
i see what you did there
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DethMachine
I don't think you like dark humor.
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
What was said?!
GoBlue
He said something along the lines of "I like dark humor, but this is too extreme. -1"
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
Thank you for your speedy reply
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
CiaoBriella
Brutal
SpanWolf
Burial
aspartameheadache
HalfRepellent
Seeing as I buried my brother yesterday because of brain cancer... I still find humor in this
teenmeenmeen
So sorry. :( your beautiful bro is happy though and with you forever.
MaryJaneAnn
I'm so very sorry about the loss of your brother.
Icanttakenothingserious
FoodPornographer
Well... We all are in the end
MisterMolester
Nah I'm gonna get dressed up as Superman and thrown towards Earth from space so my body will burn up in the atmosphere
madcore
But one turd from your instentines who, like a burning rock, smash the head of some children in a play park on Massachusets
MisterMolester
That would make me rest in peace
Mandoglorious
Arckeiner
Not even a little bit?
feebleweak
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
10/10
Darkivan64
Savage, Randy level
Arckeiner
debunker
Can't tell if @Arckeiner is saying that because it's a sick child, or if he thinks the cop will overreact?
OfficerFuckYou
Whichever one makes the joke darker.
Arckeiner
Porque no los dos?
debunker
I knew you were going to say that .. or just "yes".
Arckeiner
To be honest I'm not even sure myself.
WinstonThundershaft
Four posts later, and I had to come back and upvote
Arckeiner
ElectricMarley
Oh man I read it, swiped, and had to come back to call you a savage. Well done ?? I'm conflicted.
kissmyassets
Dark...like the inside of that coffin.
lsteamer
Arckeiner
Just like this child.
YeahImGoingToHell
*wheeze*
double0jesus
There it is!
Arckeiner
Rasdwatrium
Valor Morghulis?
BlackEyedPeePees
I needed this today. Thank you fine sir/lady.
Arckeiner
This fine Sir is happy to help! ;)
TragicIrony
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
aspartameheadache
KissMyLuckyLoveEgg
CardboardPizzas
Dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby.
andrewtater
Not sure if police brutality joke or cancer joke. Either is okay with me, but I'd like to know the specific reason I'm joining you in hell
Arckeiner
Because in hell they have a minigolf and an eternal conga line!
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Cancer joke. A police joke in this context wouldn't make sense and it would ruin the joke. If it was a black kid aiming it at the cop maybe
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
But even then those jokes are pretty tired.
UsChickens
https://67.media.tumblr.com/fc0268b9b6e1140b7787b2f4c45eb480/tumblr_n3g9m01JG81qcga5ro1_500.gif
TinySatanicHamster
Fuck you, man...
teenmeenmeen
Disgusting joke. I think you should be ashamed. Clearly that's not the case but that's lowww.
Arckeiner
Yeah pretty much. Well, it had to be done, I did it. I saved everyone else from hell I guess?
Akirareturns
A tiny one, but yes.
insongwhang
Brutal.
kuboothelion
That's horrible
Arckeiner
Chouilste
Holy shit. Cold.
Arckeiner
Not yet.
jayskyall
First thing I thought too. Doesn't mean it's right but I knew it would be A top comment
RocksRockGetIt
He's white, he'll be fine.
BeepBoopBlorpSchlorp
Yeah but I think the whole cancer thing might have a say in it.
MFCliffie
Savage
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Like Randy
dedpuppiez
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
katercharlo
So you just made me a worse person.
Arckeiner
epiclong1
Savage