I’ve never been more stoked to be awkward in public

Feb 13, 2018 10:46 AM

ChrisWise

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So I just gotta vent real quick;
I’m screwed. I’m so, so screwed. This girl is basically perfect. I met her on my birthday at someone else’s birthday party and she was wearing a MOTHERFLIPPEN SPARKLY BLUE DRAGON ONESIE FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!! She writes poetry and paints and knows how to grow a plant. She’s watched all of Initial D. She’s so pretty it has literally made me stutter on several occasions. She reads books for fun in her free time. Her memes are so spicy Christopher Columbus got lost trying to find out where they came from. I am, for better or worse, thoroughly in over my head.

Halp

Update: https://imgur.com/evnJFQW

Be aware of the hot chicks trying to get a free meal. Happened to me. People are garbage.

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8 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

Update when it’s over dude

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My advice is always pretend you’ve known her forever & just jump into conversation like you would with a good friend. Keeps it organic.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

in other words: Lies and Manipulation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Huh? How?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just be yourself. If she's agreed to a date she's obviously interested. Be confident, but don't be who you're not.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lost me at sparkly blue dragon onsie.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'm sure someone, somewhere is sick of her shit..

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

lol that girls not out of anyones league have a good time. sparkling onesie lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

serious question: are you guys 12?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Only on the inside; I’m the adult 12 year old me always wanted to be hahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Okay but seriously what age range are you? Teen, young adult, 30's?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I just turned 28 a few weeks ago

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is "Cringy as Fuck" an age?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: Don't fuck up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, it sounds like she's really into some crazy-ass things. So you'll be fine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Seriously, what you described would not be my definition of "perfect". But it's yours. So she's in your "league".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemme tell you what my grandpa told me, “Outta your league? Son, let the woman decide why she won’t screw you. Don’t do it for her.”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be yourself. It's why she agreed to go out with you. And take her on a boat. It's...implied.

8 years ago | Likes 821 Dislikes 5

You had me going for a bit but that second part kind of threw me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

...what’s implied? Do you want me to hurt her?

8 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 2

The implication.

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8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The only pain she should receive is the pain one gets from laughing so hard. You know, because you should make her laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First part is spot on. You can go ahead and ignore the boat thing.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

No, you don't have to hurt her. If she says no, then the answer is obviously no. But she's not gonna say no, because of the implication

8 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 2

I feel like I'm not getting it. Are you going to hurt these women?

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I'm not gonna hurt these women! I feel like you're not getting this!

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I'm not getting this at all. Let's just go.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

#theimplication

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Oh man, I got that reference. I never get references! I'm so nerd-ily excited.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Huzzah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wanna explain? For a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's from an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Buys a Boat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are ye sure it has nothing to do with school days?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure.

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Don’t say words like ‘motherflippin’ and ‘halp’ and maybe you won’t die a virgin.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

favorite comment out here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Out of what league? Don't over think everything. You're two equal people enjoying each other's company, right? Just have fun.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do not place her on a raised pedestal. She has the same basic needs as you (hunger, toilet, sleep, horniness and so on). Good luck mate!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She sounds awful. Initial D is trash, memes are cancer, and picturing the〝omg look at me I'm so quirky XDDD rawr゛outfit made me throw up.@OP

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Memes are the lifeblood of our generation dear sir/madam

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

-tips fedora-

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Do you remember those terrible flash video skits circa 2008? I’m basically all about that life hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Name checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't care. Get this crap off FP.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

dude you have a good physique, an afro and participate in social events. that's a huge plus.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is cringy as fuck to read. Y’all sound like you’re 15

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 8

Most of us are bitter and alone. Regardless of attire or circumstances, let them be happy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

She sounds like a manic pixie tryhard.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

They have to be teens.The whole "reads for fun" & onesie thing is something I would have worshipped when I was 16. Most adults read, lol.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought the sparkly blue dragon onesie was a bit much

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

It sounds like "Omg she's just so random its amazing xD". A weird qualification, but some kids are into that

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah I would bet they're teenagers. I can hear the record scratch and "Yep, that's me, and that's the girl of my dreams walking away"

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Lmfao savage I love you

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OP is 14 and I claim my 50 cents

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Double that number homie; I’m a child in a grown mans body

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Apparently, considering the post, girl requirements, and several replies on the comments

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Requirements? I’m just stating stuff I find cool about her. My only girl requirements are finding girls that are pretty and smart lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

For help on growing a plant I suggest Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator. It's what plants crave.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have a mustache? If not, try growing one before the big night. I can't stress this strongly enough.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Alas, I cannot grow a mustache :{( my face grows some joe dirt/pulp fiction shit

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Lol dont grow a mustache. You good, man, you good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use a sharpie then. Mustache is super imortant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally have a drawer full of fake Halloween mustaches, but I’m afraid they wont stick and whatwith being black theyre kinda unrealistic

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to post a moustache style guide for black men. IT MUST BE #ChrisWise DO IT. :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 4, 2023 1:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Take her off that fucking pedestal in your head and go have yourself a fun time. :D

8 years ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 2

Don’t worry, she will reveal all kinds of reasons why she’s still single..eventually. Just assume she has flaws, it will make things easier.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Don't compliment things she can't control. "You're beautiful" is lame to a girl who hears it 100x a day. (Not speaking for myself, I'm 1/

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

plain.) Young Professor X patronized that girl telling her she had heterochromia. Like she didn't know. "You're creative." say what makes 2/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you think so. There's nothing wrong with exploring your thoughts ahead of time so that you give a meaningful compliment. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it’s so taaaall and I don’t waaanna :/

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 79

But genuinely, don't put her on a pedestal. Keep your head on a swivel and watch for the hot/crazy crossover

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

As a woman: Those people are right. "You're perfect!" is making me uncomfortable, because I'm not. "You're flawed but I like you anyways" >

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

is much closer to the truth. After all, the "perfect" person is just a person whose flaws you can live with. XD

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

That’s right. Find your perfectly imperfect match!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fine go get the scissor lift

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, scissor lift her. Girls love that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what girl doesn’t?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great username

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But a dragon onesie. Wear it to your date.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That pedestal isn't fair to her, either. Nobody can live up to the high expectations we build up in our heads.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Y'all, enjoy her damn company. She could be gone tomorrow and if you never see her again you'll always wonder what you missed out on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what happens when you get to know her, and find out she’s just a normal person after all, with insecurities just like you? Get over it!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

+1 for initial D

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

NO ONE SLEEPS IN TOKYOOOOOO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know exactly 0 girls that have watched Initial D, kinda jealous since it's my absolute favorite anime ^^

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife 'watched" it twice... but not because she loved it, rather because I love it lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah but that's something different, i'd love to meet one that actually enjoys it and knows it before i show it to her. Same interests etc

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean does he need any more encouragement to marry her?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your description of her reads like a lost verse of 'short skirt / long jacket'.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fucking love cake +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

P.s. if y’all have any date advice, I freakin need it; I’m bringing her a bouquet of origami flowers and taking her to a science exhibition

8 years ago | Likes 791 Dislikes 25

Listen. Actively listen. Look at her while she is talking. Compliment her a time or two. Don’t forget to smile.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 16, 2018 10:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I would 100% go on a second date if this happened.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Origami flowers and science? Dude you got this locked down. Good luck on your date. Not that you'll need it stud.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try and relax and be yourself, know that it is perfectly alright and normal to be nervous, and just have fun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are just two people hanging out, trying to get to know each other better. So listen to her, ask her questions and also let her get to

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

know you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALWAYS be yourself. If she likes you she likes you. If she doesn't, you'll fine someone who does.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen to what she has to say. Actually listen and reply. Be interested - not interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds absolutely rad dude!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a boyzilian?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have read that you are supposed to take a first date to something exciting (a rollercoaster ride maybe?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because she then will equate you to being excited and exciting. Just sayin’. If it works out - dibs on being best man...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Follow Cyndi Lauper's advice: Girls just wanna have fun! Take her out, do stuff you think is fun that you'd do by yourself, and talk freely.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you're doing things right as it is. I, too, am dating a woman out of my league. Just let it happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take her to a couple fun bars after the exhibit, if it's going well get something to eat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you do go out to eat, have a place in mind in case she doesn't offer one. No need to play the "where do you want to eat" game on 1st date

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure. I'll never ask a girl where she wants to go. I'll take her to a place I love.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wear something absolutely ridiculous, go out and get a onesie of your own.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get over her looks and engage everything else about her

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a fun date. Everyone here has said it but be yourself. My advice: be interested, not interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't be interesting? I must've misunderstood, because that's shit advice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't try to be interesting, be interested. Probably shit advice for introverts but not extroverts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see what you mean. Don't try to be more interesting than you actually are. Or don't put on a show of lies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 deep calming breaths before you knock on the door. Be you, bebeh. you got this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just try not to put her up on a (figurative) pedestal ! Fall in love with who she turns out to be, not who you perceive her to be. Have fun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds fucking awesome plan mate, I don't think you need any advice.

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

This^

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At most tell yourself shes cute, dont tell yourself shes hot. Doing that puts her on a pedestal making things more difficult for you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't put a lot of pressure on yourself. Dress and act like you care.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not perfect. It would be unfair of you to expect her to be.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good move.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have three plans, one for a sunny day, a cloudy day and a rainy day. Prepare lots of different conversation. Give compliments.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't put someone up on a pedestal if you actually want to get to know them. It's lonely up there and you're too far away to communicate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cabo come too?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I come too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not flower on the first date. It cries desperation. Wait for a couple dates when you feel it's locked. Just be fun and interested.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen more than you talk and don't be afraid to make a move. Sometimes the better looking they are the more lonely they are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smile. Listen to her. Make eye contact as much as you can when she’s talking. Be nervous, don’t act like something you’re not. Be yourself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please ask her questions and don’t just talk about yourself. That’s my biggest date pet peeve, people who dump their whole life story

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good choices! The exhibition will help the conversation going & the origami flowers is so original! You got this!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My advice: be completely honest. No good relationship was based on lies. The lies have to come later.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey if you go on a second date, just let her pick a food, grab it and then binge watch initial d

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Can you take ME on a date?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm a nerd. I would think that would be freakin' over the top cool to do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show up in an inflatable T-Rex costume. You can get one next day shipping on amazon.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If that's something you'd normally do, great. Don't put her up on a pedestal, she wants to go out with you because you're you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't even go if you can't understand that she saw something in you and she's interested. Or take a breath and show up with your head right

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck her right in the pussy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

93 replies. 93. Imgur knows their stuff. Sorry I can't help

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't fixate on how nice her boobs look in that top

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Glance but don't stare.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Act confident even if you're not. I've been told that I'm always confident about what im doing. I'm not i just fake it. But they like it.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That faking it will pay off in other ways down the road.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude it sounds like you are ready. Just be yourself and make her laugh that's one way to her heart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't try to hard, chill out and think before you speak.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's gonna Love it!! I wish i was her :( have fun and just take delight in knowing she likes you and u found someone u can be urself

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With :) i want an update OP so pls let us all know!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wear comfy shoes and offer to hold stuff for her if you see any hesitation. Have a good time, don’t get hung up on the little stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be yourself. Make eye contact. Ask questions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have fun! And clean your bathroom beforehand.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just watch the first 15 minutes of the film Hitch use that advice...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You already sound like you got good ideas, here's my go to guide https://www.nicknotas.com/dating-101/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's some good stuff here @op especially the asking questions. Communication is key imo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg this sounds adorable already. have confidence, be yourself and nerd out about similar things with her. you got this!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds adorable! Post updates!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As far as advice, roll with her (or shared) interests, and don't try to fit a "girls like this, right?" mold but you don't seem to need help

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly she'll be just as nervous as you! Just try to be your best most confident self and don't get down if it doesnt lead to anything 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just chalk it down to experience and carry on. I believe in you dude 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go someplace where you can talk, ask a lot of questions, make her laugh. I met my 'out of my league' gf at a metal bar, couldn't hear a word

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

origami flowers is a great idea, science exhibit sounds awesome, top it all off with coffee in a bookstore

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not put her on a pedestal. Cal her out if you disagree but do it nicely and without judgement. Listen. Eye contact. Listen some more. GL.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

THIS @op. This does not have enough uodoots

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've already won! A+ date plan. You don't even need our help!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

masturbate before the date..

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 5

Doing a stealthy one under the table midway through might not be a bad idea either

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot about this one. Definitely used to do that. Clarity fap. Classic

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Definitely do this! Twice if you have to.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Always twice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuinely, grind one or before your shower. Clarity fap will let you focus on her, not just how blazing sexy she is

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Clarity Fap..... that's amazing...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i didnt know, it has a name... but it makes so much sense :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just not in the car with her. Unless she is into that kind of thing

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I know now where I've been going wrong...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Settle down Louis C.K.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

In which case, make sure to show her all your favorite bukake videos

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only date advice I can give you is to write DD/MM/YY or DD/MM/YYYY, it makes dates less confusing in general

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems like a pretty solid idea. While on the date though, ask her what her favorite foods are. WHEN you get a 2nd date, use that list

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, what you consider perfect, others may consider flawed. For example you didn't mention anything about her financial literacy D:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smallest gestures speak the loudest

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a girl, that's a fucking great idea. Good job!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Treat her like a princess. It's easy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*its easy if you actually feel that way about her

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sex Panther cologne, apply with a heavy hand

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 6

For real though, Victoria's Secret Very Sexxy for Him will have the actual desired effect. Do not wear Axe Body Spray.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you do wear cologne please be very subtle. Some girls hate the stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A good point, don't bathe in the stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear 60% of the time... it works every time

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

It has bits of real panther!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My numbers are more 45% of the time it works 75% of the time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still a solid 1/3 then. Better than nuttin not hapenin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only advise is, be yourself. If she doesn't like you for who you are, find someone else. But she probably will...

8 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 1

That's terrible advice. Lol. I've been myself for too long and didn't get me anywhere. I changed myself and now people like me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You just make no sense mate..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he was generally unlikeable and had to figure out how to not be an asshole or something. No offense.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's what I was thinking but I didn't wanna offend him or be rude. Seeing flaws in yourself is hard. It takes true objectivity to change tha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is all well and good but there's good practical stuff people don't think about. Stay off your phone, for one thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure the conversation is back and forth, listen when she talks but also share about yourself. Basically pay attention.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be yourself just means stick to behaving like you normally do, but you may have to be more conscientious, if you're not already.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100% this. She probably will. OP the hard part is behind you. Just breathe. Anxiety is lying to you. Be kind and communicate, that's it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Beautifully said..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. Just be yourself - but the best version of yourself. If that doesn't work, no worries you'll find a better match!

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Truth, be the version of yourself that's most presentable. Not the 12th hour marathoning the Walking Dead self, or whatever kids are into.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This really is it, attraction is subjective. She may think she's some unattractive goof nerd and be just as nervous as you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remind yourself that you've got a great date and gift setup and that she'll know you put a lot of care in. The stuff itself doesn't (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

matter so much but the confidence from knowing you've done a good job and her likely appreciation of it will.(2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that already sounds awesome. Just be yourself and don't go in with any expectations.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just chill out. Putting her above you (league wise) is setting yourself up for failure. She likes something about you. Have fun.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dude, if that doesn't work I'll go out with you and I'm a guy. Just be yourself man, be open. Don't worry about trying to be "cool"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

have you seen the movie "shes out of my league"? The moral is take any belief you have that she is better and brutally murder it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

otherwise you sabotage the whole thing. The flowers sound like a cool touch though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be yourself and LISTEN to her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've probably received this advice already, but stop putting her on a pedestal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We painted ceramics. I still use the mug every day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my first idea, but neither of us drive and the ONE place that does it is an hour bus ride for her :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a good idea for another date. I love the keepsake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science exhibition is great! The origami flowers might be a tad too much, but maybe she digs it. It sounds to me you are on a good way.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe go with one. Then it is cool without being overwhelming. Then you can give her more on each consecutive date. Make it a cute thing /1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You do when you see her until she has a bouquet. /2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you make the flowers yourself? If so, she can't not love it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Treat her like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again. Be natural, confident. No pressure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The advice is to be yourself. She expressed she likes you how you are, you don't need to do anything else but that to impress her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's when you start not being yourself people get turned off real quick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't overdo it; best to learn flaws early on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not Itsuki on her... Drive smooth and easy, take her out to a nice place where you can talk (NOT A FUCKING MOVIE) I'm sure there a 1/

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

place only you and few of your friends know (a little burger place, or pizza whatever) bring her there, listen to her (sorry LISTEN THE 2/

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

FUCK OUT OF HER) you'll learn valuable info about her (you'll be able to use said info later) Ask about her, compare music styles, get 3/

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

her to talk. Do not think about sex that night, the first night is hot but often stay a first night date, you want more so wait for it.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Lol there's someone who don't know how to date a girl. Downvote me man. i'm with the same woman for the last 9 years.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My advice: chill out. Just play it cool, don't put too much expectation on this whole thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll give you the same advice I gave my friend, don't talk about nuclear reactors

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remembering to breath will help quite a bit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she likes Initial D, play some eurobeat for her

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here is advice: if you met between Thanksgiving and Christmas, DO NOT start dating until after Valentine's Day. Dating season opens 2/15.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worship her: I.e. don't be so paralyzed by fear that you forget who you are and mess up. Good luck, OP, you don't need it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just be you... that’s the best gift you can give.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's going out with her, you're in her league. Don't worry about it too much.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t try too hard, relax and try to gauge how she’s feeling. Let her know you’re interested but don’t be too intense. Have fun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well daddy issues are great thing. But be prepared for butt stuff and BDSM ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont over-do it Chris be wise

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be yourself and take a second to rethink everything youre going to say, but actually listen to her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good gracious boy calm down. You got this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pull out your dick IMMEDIATELY. show her what she’s dealing with

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit sounds like a badass date @op

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give her the old initial D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read about “imposter syndrome” first. Everyone has it. Nobody knows what they’re doing. If you screw up somehow, laugh about it. 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she screws up and starts to worry, distract from it. We’re all just kids in adult bodies, trying to figure out tomorrow. It’s okay. 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life is chaos, punctuated by moments of peace. However this date turns out, you are alive through it. Let both of you enjoy it. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she makes you stutter don't play it off. Tell her it's because she's so pretty. It's endearing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop I can only get so erect dot jpeg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop putting her on a pedestal. She poops and farts like everyone else.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds amazing. Nobody ever gave me origami flowers. Science exhibition is a great first date, because you’ll have plenty to talk about

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit chillax man! Just chill. Ask a few questions and listen to the fucking answers. That's all. And Don't chew w your mouth open.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Breath. Through your nose. Into your body. Gently.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be super polite to any service workers, smile and laugh at all her jokes.

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

She's hot. She prob doesn't know any jokes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 20

Uh wtf

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Attractive people seem to sometimes have less personality; able to get by on looks alone. In my limited experience.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

This.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Science Exhibition FTW @OP! Four things: Conversation, eye contact, confidence and more conversation!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl here. A science exhibition sounds very original, good choice! Now, let her walk around, don't push too much and enjoy the exhibit. /1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's there it's because she already finds you interesting. So be yourself, talk like you'd do with a friend. Listen to her and reply. 2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You will be fine. I felt the same in October. Met her at Wedding way out of my league. Just chill and be confident. She is my girlfriend now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Word to the wise: be yourself but also be considerate towards others. Suggest things and ideas that cater yo both. Do this & you’ll be fine

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're able to make an origami flower bouquet there's absolutely no need for you to ask advice here

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Play only Eurobeat in the car

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@blackbalrog gave you the best advice. "Take her off that fucking pedestal in your head and go have yourself a fun time."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calm the fuck down. She's not perfect. She's a person with flaws, just like anybody.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steer very clear of jealousy. She's gonna have a LOT of guys who want to steal her. Just show her that you're better through your affection.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, if she's younger 20s range, realize it may not last forever so take it slow and enjoy it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really dating advice, but she already chose you so she has literally slept with you in her head and sees something. Just take it slow.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But don't hesitate to take a hint ;). Blow her mind with a goodnight kiss.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds solid as hell! For better or worse be you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She wants to go out with you, it’s why she agreed. Get out of your head and enjoy yourself. You got this @OP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be yourself. She already said yes to the date. Have confidence that you are a good match. Also, she's probably just as nervous as you.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Also, when she is talking, listen and comprehend.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That is so critical. Be interested, not interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a conversation, don't do all the talking but also don't do all the listening. Questions are good but it's not an interview.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is to say, don't ask 15 questions in a row. Ask a question and talk about the response.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay lady here and the origami flowers is inspired! What an awesome idea. Science museum is great too because it’s a great way to talk and

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

since obvs there’s going to be shit to talk about. Honestly it sounds like a great first date idea!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't call her mom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bud, take it easy, do your think, go for dinner then go for a walk or a drink somewhere quiet. And remember, she determines who is in 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her league. If she thought you weren't, she probably wouldn't be going on a date with you. Breathe deep and be your charming self! 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good call on that kind of date. But, you’ll have plenty of time to talk, and you might be nervous, so think of things beforehand because

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There will inevitably be a lull and the last thing you want to do is fill it with a horror scene of babbling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember: she already said yes. Don't fixate on why. Just enjoy yourself

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just remember to be yourself. Being nervous is OK as well. Read cues and be polite. You can pull her seat out but don't push it in for her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A mankini seems to work if you want to impress her. Success guaranteed!!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a single man of the last 7 years, but for someone gets asked relationship advice all the time. I can suggest, BE YOURSELF DONT OVER THINK

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try to act like its not the girl of your dreams, and just a nice person youre talking to, breathing easy, not really having to think about

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

--what you say and just going with the flow, it will be a bit difficult but if you act like its every other day then it will turn into every

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Realize that she's not out of your league and have a good time. Enjoy her company but don't put her on a pedestal or she will resent you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ultimately. She's a person, and you are one also. Be worthy of her attention by being you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science Exhibit is great, maybe a quick meal afterwards to share your thoughts. If you need to gather words, take a bite.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recreation before dinner ALWAYS. Makes for lighter, more natural conversation. Careful on the “bouquet”, find a random item while on date.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Ask her questions about herself. Be yourself. Don't try too hard. Let it come natural.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude, best idea ever ! it's original and you will have things to talk about after the exhibition so no awkward silences.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember to have fun. Don't focus on entertaining her, focus on enjoying the date. Be courteous, mind your manners, chew with closed mouth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be somewhat pretty when I was young. Here is a secret. Pretty girls hear that they are pretty all fucking day long, from everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It. Gets. Old. By the time you're fifteen decent people assume "she must be out of my league," and don't even try, and jerks do, constantly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever notice that pretty women tend to be married to one of three sorts of men? Jerks, men who are funny, and tremendous nerds?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The jerks are the ones women settle for, women love funny guys who treat them well, and nerds talk shop with women like we're people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a girl is pretty, she has a choice of a comedian, a jerk, or someone who shares her interests and talks to her like a person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try to act like Jack Nicholson the whole time. Wear sunglasses and dont take them off ever, even if it seems weird that you have them on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be you, you got you this far.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try not to bring up Hitler to much.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Though there is an art to bringing up Hitler just enough.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Right? Otherwise it's like you're going out of your way to NOT talk about Hitler, which is just as suspicious.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I cannot stress that enough. Hitler is a known date killer. He needs to stay at home.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I thought he was a known jew killer. He killed dates, too?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Date advice: don't screw it up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry about it, you got the date, she is interested, confidently be you and you’ll do fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brush your tongue too! It’s not supposed to be whitish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask her questions about herself and her interests. Be interested in her, be modest and humble, have a condom hidden near bed. A NEW one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like grandpa says-"son, let her figure out why she shouldn't be with you"

8 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 1

Wow..... that's some sage advice.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not good at deduction, what use is that kind of advice

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He's already got 20+ reasons why she shouldn't be w/him, but let her decide what's reason enough. Don't focus on the negative, she said yes

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think he meant be confident/don't assume you aren't good enough because then he/she will see that as well

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't give her a reason why to not be with you. Be a little mysterious. Don't set yourself up for failure by assuming it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't tell her how flawed you are. Let her get there on her own. By then she already loves your stupid ass

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The others here have a good handle, but here's a better way of looking at it: how many times have you been bored by someone explaining a

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Story they love to you enough to not want to experience it? I've had it happen a few times. Sometimes to come back to it on my own later and

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fall in love with it. I imagine that a relationship can be much the same way. If you tell me all the bad parts, why would I want to stick

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are few things as disappointing in a date as a lack of balanced conversation. Make a list of reasons you like yourself. Doesn't need

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be long. But make it unique. Try and add one thing in that sounds like a bad thing, with a good twist. Have a list of things you want to

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Change in your life, given the time. These are your best attributes, and your goals. Use them as called for, if called for. More importantly

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Listen as much as you speak. Make her feel as important as her saying "yes" made you feel. And don't be afraid if she chooses to make effort

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To do the same to you. After all, look at the list of your best attributes you just made. You're a pretty cool person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0