So last year I bought an Alien because I required a best friend. His name is Duncan.

This was the day I got him, thats the box he came in right next to him. They literally just shoved him in the box.

This is the first time I brought Duncan to my school with me, he was very excited but low key wanted to get with women.

So some girls from my Psych class wanted to get "with" him. I did not see him for weeks.

When I did get him back other people wanted to feel as secure as I did with an alien and gently caressed him through the harder classes.

(Sorry for phone flip), me (red hoodie) and my brother Zack took Duncan out for a taco bell run on Cinco De Mayo, cuz respect and shit.

This is the day I decided Duncan should come with me to the grocery store and get some food.

He was wondering whether or not he should go in, knowing he would scare people.

But he aint no bitch so we went in anyway.

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After a brutal day of playing ball Duncan came inside and watched the big game.

This was the night I took Duncan to a party to get more women. Many women loved on him.

This was the day I was moving into to my dorms for college, he is in the red cart, alot of people asked what the hell it was, I just called him my cousin.

Now Duncan lives with me on the top bunk of my room, he sleeps on my bed or under my roommates. MORE TO COME IN THE FUTURE

Dog Tax, I have cat allergies :v)