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Jan 6, 2018 5:55 AM
Jerrinq
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TimeForPlanB
This Fuckin guy -dog probably
justsignedupforthishit
First of all, they're all driving on the wrong side of the road. Dog was tryna warn them.
sothereeyewas
Oh look! A penny!
CapitalNick
"Did I do that?" - dog
tronixvt
MaxximumB
Don't you just love it when the universe just gets something so perfect.
MicentennialBan
Had one a few weeks ago on my nuts cause I was going the limit... Passed me, flew off... Immediately pulled over for speeding
4thwalled
GNICH62
SalamifortheSwami
Love that car he was tailgating just drives away when dog crosses
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
That might be the safest thing. He might be dealing with someone very angry, as well as someone who wants his insurance information.
mylastsecondonearth
Tailgaters should have a spike fitted steering wheel, pointed at their head. Just to remind them they're in charge of a death machine.
Pirlouit
Pretty sure the truck hits another animal in the ditch. Moron.
BigDaddyHall
I have a large SUV and a small car. I get tailgated a whole lot more in the small car.
jayalbert1
Expect the unexpected.
Armistice023
I slow down for them. They get the idea
RustyMcKraken
Looks like he just nails the gas pedal & doesn't let up....or it stuck to the floor. I'm going with the 1st option though.
espressoandpostrock
Probably 80% of the people on the road, including the freeway, tailgate where I live. My butthole is constantly clenched
jamessadia
Tailgating is like walking right behind someone, breathing creepily down their neck
acuteavocado7
more like walking right behind someone with a double-sided knife held between you two and if they stop suddenly you both die
DocVolt
But when i do that usually people get the fuck out.. it never happens in a car
hwyckoff
On to the Front Page with you!
Brandy321
For a moment, i thought it was a Dodge Ram truck, then i realized its a GMC Canyon
GuW69
It could have been a DOGE RAM, but the doge was lucky
BrokenAnimal
I love how the car in front just keeps driving. "Fuck that guy. He deserves to be in a ditch."
pakayaro
In all fairness, excellent reaction time. Shit recovery though.
Mithi
Which makes it a stupid reaction in the first place.
smellsmiketeenspirit
Hmmm. Was it really tailgating ? I can't tell from the vid.
ellert0
If we assume the car in front suddenly stops instantly, and you can't make a straight full stop before hitting them, then it's tailgating
smellsmiketeenspirit
Good point. I have the intuition he was distracted too, though.
ItMayBeHelpfulToNote
The dog looks about "what just happened?"
DragonSphere
Da fuq just happened*
MaSu10
Or "lol you see that"
Chimpskey
Pardon my ignornace, but what does WCGW mean?
RigoryMorty
What Could Go Wrong
BlackoutAU
what could go wrong
LavaAxe
What a Cunt, Get Wrecked
ReallyNotKEVIN
When people tell me the UK is the absolute worst place for tailgating they have obviously never been to the netherlands
LavaAxe
I've driven in both. Wasn't that bad.
EdwardStarsmith
Well for one thing, everyone is driving in the wrong side of the road.
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EdwardStarsmith
Yes. And the left side is the wrong side.
LavaAxe
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RikkyTikkiTavi
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
FastF0x
The problem is when you play stupid games, and someone else gets the stupid prize..
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Except in this case. He played a stupid game, and he played only himself.
Zigor22
Brake checking +1
RikkyTikkiTavi
No. He stopped for a dog.
Zigor22
I just mean in general for the assholes that tailgate
THEfreshestbrew
Lmfao... reminded me of when Labowski dropped the hot roach into his lap while driving and hit the dumpster...
TheOtherJeffLebowski
The bums will always lose, do you hear me?
hisdudenesselduderino
That's just like your opinion man
hisdudenesselduderino
MrCDXX
I feel like tailgating is one of the more childish things you can do on the road...
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
I only am guilty of this when I am drunk
Arkanrais
I don't drive, but I can understand it when some nutcocker pulls into traffic at 30 in a 50 zone and doesn't bother accelerating faster
Solkanarmy
it just makes driving so much more stressful as you can't see as well and you need split second reactions the whole time
Oseirus
In California it's virtually a rule of the road. Ride bumpers, stomp brakes, mash gas, never allow anyone to merge, blinkers are sinful...
intergalacticbuttjazz
Touch the handbrake, give them a real scare.
STGxDante
I say that to, but stuck in lane with someone going 30 in a 70mph ur damn right I'm going to be on your ass.
ImBiggusDickus
What about when you need to get over and guy in the next lane speeds up and slows down as you do to not let you over because he's an anus?
TheMajesticBongacorn
Those people should be shot
DutchGeekGirl
I thought tailgating took place before a large football game??
fremiumplayer
But people would just "cut me off" if I left a reasonable distance between myself and the driver in front of me.
Gaelwyn
Then you just slow down a bit to get proper space between you and the new vehicle. Happens to me all the time.
TheMajesticBongacorn
The people who accellerate in the fast lane only after you try to pass them are what make me go from 0 to mad instantly.
incubisexual
This shit pisses me off. Getting slowly closer to the car I've left a safe distance between just to block people is 95% of my road rage
LavaAxe
But if they need to switch lanes and you're leaving a 1-2 car distance between the car in front of you ... what are they supposed to do?
LavaAxe
I mean if they're signaling they're changing lanes and everything.
o11c
I'll see your tailgating, and raise you tailgating with high beams on.
Barkinsons
I saw someone getting pulled over by an unmarked police car over this, it was fucking glorious
AlaskanMatt
Alaskan drivers enjoy cutting you off and then brake checking if you do something that vexes them, Personally experienced this.
shiftdi3s3l
This happens everywhere. People are dicks everywhere.
Nordalin
That's when you practice the pit maneuver on them.
LurkaMel
Haha I used to do this on the Seward hwy. those ppl going 10 mph gawking at whales and goats. Make me late for work. PULL OVER!!
Eyreo
My favorite is when you’re driving on the Glenn and then someone squeezes in front of you and does it. Ugh.
blackcatx22222222
My favorite is when they try it on an icy road and then wonder why their vehicle isn't stopping... lol
Solkanarmy
oh, you can see those coming, you just overtake them as they do their dick move
RocketLeaguer93
I live in Alaska and I do this
AlaskanMatt
Oh no!
M0dified
I guess that makes you a bit of an ass.
FieldDay
Hope it kills you
AlaskanMatt
Jaysus...
UsuallySpecial
Go brake-check a truck.
IHaveATacoBellSign
Well then get the fuck out of the left lane!
ellert0
The left lane is not some magical lawless lane where you just drive as fast as you want.
TheMajesticBongacorn
Speed of prevailing traffic is something to consider too, you arent the "left lane police", just merge and let me get a ticket.
ScroatyMcUsernameBalls
In indiana its against the law to drive in the left lane unless passing. Its the PASSING LANE! No one should ever have to pass on the right!
IHaveATacoBellSign
Correct, but if you’re not pass and you’re just hanging out over there doing the speed limit. I’m going to look around in your trunk.
ellert0
Most left lanes are not highway lanes, the speed limit is called the speed "limit" for a reason, and regardless of speed keep a 3 sec gap.
IHaveATacoBellSign
Come to Missouri. It’s so bad here I have a plate that say “3VOM OY”
iamthecanadian
And if you happen to rear end the vehicle in front, you're at fault
IHaveATacoBellSign
Yup, I don’t stay that close for long, I do it for a second or less. Then I move back off and make sure I keep my lights in their mirrors.