When you hear someone say the Earth is only a few thousand years old

Jul 21, 2018 12:05 AM

ShpongleDMT

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The ' We say so corp ' knows everything.

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I teach middle school science. I had several parents this year send me angry letters because they think the earth is flat and dinosaurs fake

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I'm the baby gotta love me!

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I was on a date once with a GORGEOUS woman. It was going great.. until she mentioned that dinosaurs were a “conspiracy theory” I had a sad.

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Young earthers: The planet is 5000 years old! Me: Ummmm proto-writing is 7000. Where exactly where they standing when writing this stuff?

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Shpongle rules

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MRW they say the Grand Canyon is evidence for Noah's flood.

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They had an episode about flat earth. They tried to punish the daughter for saying the earth was round, by having her walk off the edge.

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My favorite part was what the cop said. "Honestly, if we DID get to an edge, I'd have jumped off myself."

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Actually, I remember that the punishment was HER idea, as a last masterstroke to prove herself correct.

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Alan!

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Sad Fact: In this show, the dinosaurs slowly killed themselves..if I recall.

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Got to love me

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Awwwh. You're retarded!

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The earth is only a few thousand years old. Plus the 4 billion.

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Not the momma!

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"We're gonna need another Timmy!"

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This show had the darkest goddamn ending to a sitcom I've seen.

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I raise you one Alf.

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“This is Howard Handupme. Good night…goodbye.” :(

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The world was created last Thursday.

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2018 years exactly god read a YouTube comment or something

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Do you even read those? They have more acid than a Fox News news sequence.

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No, it's the USA that's 2018 years old. Earth didn't get discovered until later.

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Finally, someone who understands!

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Ummm... don’t forget about b.c.

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I think God abandoned us after reading a YouTube comment though

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Not even a specific one. He just looked at *a* YouTube comment section and went "Yep, gonna write this one off as a dud, I'm out."

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This is very specific. Love this show. Take your up.

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Just look at the expressiveness of that face. Animatronics and puppetry are an under appreciated art.

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It was so far ahead of its time

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Not the mama, not the mama!

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He's dropping the Dinosaur's Eyebrow. Do you smell what he is fossilizing?

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Does someone still think that??

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Earth is only 5000 million Years old

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I tried to joke with my MIL about how absurd this is and she was like "Well, that's what I believe." O.o

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"Science" Quiz

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Precisely

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This bitch don't know about Pangea.

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BRAIN!

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Pangaea*

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Fun fact: Both spellings are right.

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I have learned something today.

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Any christian to believe that the earth is only a few thousand years old is a fool. God can do anything. Doesn’t mean he does it fast.

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except the aprt of the bible that mentions the timeline.

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God can do anything.... EXCEPT EXIST!!1! Checkmate, Christians!

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https://imgur.com/8vSFlvV

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Gold

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Not the mama!

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