Poff gone!

Dec 10, 2017 10:42 AM

Tordenstjerne

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Poff gone!

I was a disappearing baby... When I was almost 1 I would escape out of the house and run off. Its a wonder I haven't been kidnapped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Insert Jojo reference when they found a baby that fucking disappears*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giving birth to an invisible baby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is essentially the Incredibles II plot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP So uuuuh My sister was called "Miss Houdini" for a reason. She could literally be gone in an instant doing god knows what.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Violet=ultraviolet=invisible, dash=runs fast, jack jack=jack of all trades

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poff... You mean poof?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because a super speedy baby would be so easy to find.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Easier once you've had experience with an invisible baby

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

JackJack doesn't have any powers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't know that he had powers. They started showing up when Kari babysat him. The trailer for the sequel shows they just found out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's disturbing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I just realizing that the kid's names reflect their powers? Dash has super speed, Violet can turn invisible/bend light spectrum (1)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And Jack can do almost anything/jack of all trades?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They probably just put a tracking device on her.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But violets clothes didn't go invisible with her until the super suit. So you would just see a diaper running around

8 years ago | Likes 439 Dislikes 1

My kids were constantly taking their clothes off any chance they could.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You also need to remember that it can be triggered by emotional stress. Imagine being a doctor birthing an invisible baby.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes... because children keep their clothes on all the time.... because you tell them to and they always listen...... *eyeroll*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Well in this specific case you could make them wear something particularly hard to take off

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until you're changing the diaper. Then you have an embodied shit smear running around

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

I assume organic matter on the body surface also turns invisible otherwise you'd always see a shell of dandruff/dead skin cells/sweat moving

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

And hair

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot of kids hate diapers around potty training time, and will take them off intentionally

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh god really? I have this all to come... send help!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Babies love running around without clothes. In fact, babies generally hate clothes.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My 2-year-old niece’s favorite activity is putting on clothes. She usually has on at least 2 pairs of pants

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. I don't know why you don't have more upvotes

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

A full diaper moving around would be so funny. :D

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

What if she did a poo poo?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

At what point does it become visible?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At the point it no longer is being made invisible by the skin, I guess?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The extras on the dvd showed an alternate opening with Syndrome trying to kidnap a baby Violet, but is unable to 'cuz she turns invisible.

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

I feel like Syndrome, as a child admirer of Mr. Incredible, couldn't have been a powerful villain when violet was a baby. He was too young.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

wasn't syndrome based on someone with downs?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 21

Yes he was based on you.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Alternate. In which Syndrome wasn't a child admirer, but an established nemesis from before they went undercover.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The older concept of the movie had a different main villain, Xerek. Here Syndrome was just a minor villian like Bomb Voyage. But they 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

liked Syndrome so much that they decided that he should be the main villain of the movie and the rest is history. They did later use 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Xerek in some tie in comics. He was Helen's crazy jealous ex (she cut ties with him after finding out he was a villain). 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sauce: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAh7onp0bCo

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

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You are a saint

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

God's work is being done here

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

. for when i have Wi-Fi

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Thank you!!!

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D o t

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

. For when I'm not on a tram without headphones

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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