Wife asked me why I never help with laundry anymore, after snapping at me for shrinking one of her shirts.

May 3, 2017 12:05 AM

But turn all my white undershirts pink, and I just deal with it. Like the girly man I am.

The instructions are right on the label this isn't hard.

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My wife keeps asking me to stop moving the laundry to the dryer because I always forgot one of her items of clothing that are hang dry only.

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Old man advice: git gud.

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But now you can eat strawberry ice cream in your undershirts without fear :D

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I..uh...what? How do you not just toss it in for a bit longer until they're dry and toasty?

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Is the gif from a beautiful mind?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's from "The Mail Room". v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: You're schizophrenic and your wife isn't actually there.

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The wife was real. The friends weren't.

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My wife never leaves my side. v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive never once changed the temp on washer. She changes and doenst change it back or tell me... and Im the asshole.

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I bet you wash your whites and darks in the same load too, heathen.

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Nope I segregate them fuckers. Whites get alil bleach then I do a load of white towels to avoid stains... i got a method.

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