ThatWillBuffOut
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Know your place, scrub
Sep 27, 2022 8:35 PM
ThatWillBuffOut
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Jewdakris
That's a keeper right there. She has a great sense of humor and a female friend she would have sex with.
URNSHOW
Can you feel the heat of that burn...?
whoami759
slotheroll
isetprettygirlsonfire
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
dcjunkee
with whom* (no wonder no one is getting laid in this conversation.)
2treefox
We have your remedy...
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Chromeburn8
theponderedorb
3g days, life was glorious
hwatL4bloopy
Lol
Calamarre
from the heart...
TheGriffin
plainoldfool
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
flexbang
Damn 3g. Where in the planet are you?
KNuckinPHuts
It's only gotta work once
keyblader1985
4vie
I mean, he took the shot!
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
This is why I do not agree to a threesome either.
ThanosTheGreat
Get rekt
JamaicanSauce
Savage AF ?
truthader
Today’s victory is being this comment’s 666th upvote.
Howdidjadewdat
Argusdubbs
ThanosTheGreat
Ahahahaha. Nice
MarioBoon
Is it still a threesome if you use both hands?
Jokerthehulk
With the next person on tinder that either one of us can find
PrincessWasabi
STD for u, STD for YOU, STD for everyone !! Look under your seats people, free STD’s for all
Jokerthehulk
You gotta ask for their carfax!
dspillett
I arranged a threesome once. Two no-shows but I still managed to have a good time.
tommaawk
Eh. You gave it a shot.
Kalei50
You should give yourself a hand.
neithermenoryou
How did you get ghosted by both your left and your right hand?
Brokecattlefarmer
So, just like every other night?
NotSomoneElse68
I'm only two people short of a Menage a Tres.
Nocleverusernameforme
Imma steal that, it's mine now ???
whatspaulplayingtoday
It's an oooooold joke. My dad told me this one back in the day, dude's in his 80s. Steal away.
Midgarmerc
Why didn't you go though?
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I know why everyone calls you "handsome".
BennyJ89
Yeah, but they're kind of a jerk
runswithlag
Is that a line from something? Sounds like something The Todd would say.
DeanGulberri1
firefighter26
I'm married, so this is my baseline.
DeanGulberri1
JoaquinMartillo
At least you came............
areyouelonmusk
DerpMeister
Why would I want a threesome? If I want to disappoint two people at once, I visit my parents.
AerialAceAttack
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LpgRE8cbVpc
CelticCreature
Exactly where I hoped that would go.
TeenageMutantNinjaTurdHoles
Came here to post this!!! +1
mydogsfartswillkillyou
why are we referring to something 5 year old, surely we can find better and recent in the online dating world
JustAddMud
Should've just opted to watch. Better to get your foot in the door than be denied the screening.
Vamp13
i dont get why bother trying to find 2 people down for a threesome instead of just paying 2 people for it?
yzark
If the cost of a threesome with 2 sex workers is higher than your time spent searching in hours x your hourly wage it is more cost effective
Daeyelle
For some, paying is cheating
Vamp13
just dont mention you paid. this isnt hard...
dj5897
So you have to play pool with a rope if it isn’t hard?
Vamp13
i dont understand the analogy i guess, probably because i dont play pool
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PrincessWasabi
A little secret, he was never in the game to begin with
tantallous
Is it cuck if you never had a chance to begin with?
BennyGaga
The opening comment they want to be there even if they explicitly said they don't want them there. I'm reacting to that reality.
5amNonsense
lmao
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mikeatike
I'm only downvoting for the preemptive complaint about downvotes
BennyGaga
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mikeatike
Your also a coward for deleting your comment
Ihatedecidingonausername
What didn't you like about it?
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Ihatedecidingonausername
Maybe it's not the act but the context you didn't like? The penis is all about context
Elis42
Probably the fact he pulled it out of his ass lol
BennyGaga
RideTheStimutacs
When Craigslist had personals, the subgroups were hilarious. M4WW was absolutely packed with ads, WW4M was completely empty.
TheSilverSeraph
An important lesson in supply and demand
Nerfgunner
She'd probably have said yes if Scott summers was the guy asking
PrincessWasabi
Don’t try that at home, sincerely the rest of society
hwatL4bloopy
Is this an X-Men reference?
Nerfgunner
Of course
WeAreOctopi
Who?
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
X-men, Jean dates cyclops aka scott. This sude is logan aka wolverine
lrateyourrig
Too good a setup to pass on.
5amNonsense
What
Shaodyn
He'd have to not be fictional for that.
Metallica93
Guys need to get punched in the face more often.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Everyone seems to deserve a punch nowadays
Bunhyung
I know I do.
fennecbutt
Wow. Man the heteros are upsetero
Drinkablepig
Don't be upset when you get punched back
Metallica93
I'd have to be considerably more of a dumbass to get punched, so I'm well in the clear.
upfr0mhere
Statistically they are by far the most likely people to be punched in the face
MJChossi
A man should not hit a women and a women should not hit a man. If you some one punches you in the face, you punch them back harder
crushingbore
These hands rated E for everyone.
Like2Fox
Am a guy. Can confirm
jscmac
Have a face. Can also confirm.
Kottok
Am a guy with a face. Can confirm as well.
Geoglady
I get your humor, this is Midwestern humor, no?
Metallica93
Oh, I was joking! Ha ha. Yes. That good ol' Midwestern humor. Yes. Ha.
Geoglady
I sense sarcasm. Lol
Metallica93
TVKill3r
I mean, no thanks? Maybe sleezy dick heads do but not guys in general.
soulscythe
Maybe we don't increase violence in the world or something haha jk unless
XEndeadX
Guys need to be loved more often (and not just physical love)
aristera
BJ's are nice n all but that high doesn't last forever.
XEndeadX
Meanwhile a good compliment can last weeks
sargeantpacman
Years* lmao
Turdsandwich10
I think she handled it just fine lol
stonebrood
for wanting to get laid?
ItsPhotoShoppedByMe
Among other things.
disposabledom
For acting like dipshit about it
markiel
But he didn't, he was straight forward and wasn't aggressive at all
Metallica93
You tell me how often "Threesome?" has worked for getting you laid, my guy.
Nichols3
Wanting and succeeding are separate things.
BDSMThroatHugs
Often for me. Respectable person with a partner who knows how to spoil a third.
wmzer0mw1
Miss all the shots you don't take. Besides this is tinder. The whole thing is trash
HeadsAndShouldersPeasAndCorms
This is exactly why I don't have a T account.
Sadpandathesad
When I was in highschool my best friend was the guy that could pull almost any girl. He once told me that if you go to 1/?
Sadpandathesad
A club and just ask every girl there straight up "wanna fuck?" 1/10 would say yes. I never tested it myself but I watched him 2/3
Sadpandathesad
Do it and he was correct. Was closer to 1/20 but still. If it works and you are being forward about what you want.... 3/3
WhyDontYouMakeMe
For being the worst! I like guys, but I don't normally like being hit on by guys because they tend to ignore clear signals and boundaries
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
As a guy I can tell you dating is strange from our perspective too. Some are assholes sure, but a lot of it is confusion and insecurity. /
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
Ive been called a creep for asking a girl I knew out on a date. Because I guess thats not allowed anymore? Never know what to say.
TheTruth1
The audacity of this guy trying to get laid on a hook up app.
tzahtman
I thought it was a text exchange between 2 people who knew each other. Realizing it was a dating app..oof. Cringe af
SeeYaLaterMethamphetaGator
I mean it's basically a hookup app . That's fair game
mikeatike
For telling the girl to set up a threesome foe him, lazy as fuck.
experiencemike
Except it works eventually. It's dumb but that's just how it is.
loma45
Laziness doesn't really earn a punch in the face. It definitely earns a snarky reply or a ghost though
horsestache
It had a question mark at the end, so technically it was a question whether they wanted to. You might say, asking for consent.
Bogwoppit77
Or asking if it's the right thing to do.
TheSlurmFactory
I agree, but I don't think this particularly qualifies
Metallica93
The fuck? How?
Jiggiwatt
In the context of a dating app commonly used for hookups, guy makes a direct proposition. He wasn't rude or hostile.
TheSlurmFactory
This ^
TheBitchessOfScience
Yeah tbf he was mostly just entitled, stupid, and unwilling to put in effort. That's not exactly at face-punching level
Metallica93
And he wonders why he won't get laid, lol. Are you guys really that low-effort?
MrStealUrChange
You'd be shocked how often that strategy works for guys like that
aslowgiantfart
Direct communication works best honestly. I tried both ways on tinder and adults prefer you to communicate like an adult.
LongJuan
so you'd rather someone lead you on and then lay that question on you later... I'd think finding out right away is preferable, but u do u!
TeeweeAndSmashboy
Not discussing success rate- but rather wether a direct q via app should result in a punch in the face, or not...
BreathBeStank
On tinder? It's been years but when I used it in college... yes absolutely. Shotgun effect worked better anyways tbh
RandAIFlagg
Why shouldn't they be? It's a hookup, not a relationship.
DeeDoubleYu
haggerton
There's a ton of difference between not having sex with someone and committing felony assault. Hope this info helps you in life!
tallyhoho
In the context of a human with thoughts and emotions, this is incredibly rude. Breaking down sex to just what you want is gross
Headfullofpetrol
For you.
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BellumRomanum
Why are they booing you?? You are right
tallyhoho
As a woman I'm really disgusted by the replies here. Treat ppl with respect, even if it's just a "hookup", online or in person
Metallica93
It's nothing but replies from guys who do this and get turned down left and right. This is my shocked face.
tallyhoho
I actually thought ppl here were better than this but I guess not. Kind of sad today
Verbalstunts
As a man, stop your propaganda. straight girls do it, lesbians do it, and your poop stinks just like any other shit. no disrespect.
tallyhoho
No we do not all "do it". I treat people with respect - whoever they are because that is who I am. I'm sorry you are not this way
Curryfrenchfries
Wantonly punching people in the face is just a tad worse, and by tad I mean miles.
tallyhoho
It's not about the punching, it's that people think it's OK to just approach someone without any context of them as a person
Jiggiwatt
Some replies here are...special. But what's disrespectful about straight up asking for a specific sexual encounter? I see no disrespect.
RavenVG
That's most downvotes I've seen in an hour ago post... Let me help you out *downvotes*
Metallica93
Fine by me! Pretty sure the down-votes are from guys asking "Threesome?" to every woman online, lol.
peruvianfightingmidgets
Believe it or not but girls like when you speak honestly as it helps them make an informed decision. This worked out for both parties
TheSlurmFactory
Lol I'm sure some projection is going on here
SnaccAttacc
Feel free to punch guys in the face when they use dumb pickup lines and see what happens
ruferto
i mean don't but record it if you do
SybilCrawley
The last time I told a guy to buzz off bc I'm married & clearly NOT interested..he followed me to my car & cracked my windshield w/ a pint
SybilCrawley
Can't imagine hitting a guy, I'd prob be dead lol I don't even talk to them anymore unless A) my husband is around or B) I have to bc work.
SybilCrawley
.but thats bc Ive been stalked. It's a huge relief to find out a guy is gay, like I can laugh in his presence & not worry how its perceived
Metallica93
I personally keep my distance from dumb guys, but I'd sit back and watch them get punched, sure.
SnaccAttacc
Come on man, gotta level up that white knighting and start doling out those punches yourself
Metallica93
You'd be surprised how many people knock dumb shit off after a "Don't be a cunt." I guess that's "white knighting" now? Alrighty, then.
SnaccAttacc
You advocated violence toward someone doing something harmless because you thought it was icky. Ya, absolutely white knighting
Enigmastick
I mean you say "punch people" and then you aren't even willing to do it yourself.
justfillingthespace
Even smart guys can use some really, *really* dumb lines at times.
DoomKitty01
Shit happens. But an intelligent person understands when you tell them how dumb it was :D
SnaccAttacc
But also, using dumb lines on tinder is just part of the fun. Some girls like it, some don't