CwispyChris
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Please dont hate me. I dont have many friends.
Jul 28, 2018 2:02 AM
CwispyChris
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Please dont hate me. I dont have many friends.
vlej
I... think I need Kim's missiles righ now… for reasons… :3
TheFirstCurse
SophisticatedBadassery
Excellent dad joke build up.
thedownlowe
kamikazekitten
Bravo.
OriginalRepost
TheGiggityGuy
blazer232
I have a similar joke that I like to tell but with trains instead of orchestras
nickdoesntsharefood
hoytregent92
MostEpicPants
Kristofurious
ThecommentFarmer
MadMupp
Take it and get out
Electricfox5
"You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it."
ChristopherTallant
Lucritas
theblueberryfarmer
Brilliant. I'm stealing this so hard.
AssamLaksa
Maschinensohn
Upvoted for longest dad joke I've ever seen on imgur.
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ujYBjy4LmI
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
Forgive the animation (or enjoy it), but the joke is unbelievable
Scarpachi
dickbutttt
god fuckin damnit no
zrod27
I hate this so much, yet love it at the same time
dragonraven13
But why didn't the electric chair kill him? I'm legitametly retarded.
koolkai123
He's a bad conducted as in musically and conducting electricity
zigglygiggly
DancesLikeDriftwood
robmdh
A terrible conductor would generate lots of heat?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Unless it's so bad that little current flows.
CanOnlySayYes
My friend doesn’t get it
Kaysmira
A terrible conductor of electricity, also a terrible conductor of an orchestra.
AtSymbolUsername
I can't believe I just read through all of that. +1
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I read it twice cause then I read it to my room mates. I think they might plan to kill me in my sleep.
DrHawkward
I once told a version of this joke for thirty minutes at a work party, I wasn't invited back again...
weirdpengweng
Same here
Maahes0
I've read it before, multiple times, and I still read it again.
TK421isAFK
...again. I knew it was coming and still read it all.
MrPuckett
I thought "they murdered it" meant they did really good, like; 'i killed it'!
weirdpengweng
And same here
LavaAxe
To murder something is bad but to kill it is good.
imaginaryPeppers
And how am I supposed to remember all this as a non-native speaker
Firedda
To crush it, nail it, slay it, rock it, or tear it up are all also good. To destroy it can go either way.
LavaAxe
Well, now you know. You learn the idioms of a language one by one as you hear them.
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
Comet260
My exact reaction, lol.
Haiddon
although it's a funny joke, the worse a conductor something is, the more electricity damages it as it passes through it.
Kaysmira
Unless it's so bad it's an insulator, I suppose. I had the same thought, though, we're all pretty bad electrical conductors and would fry.
DoWGray
Humans are insulators. Put enough amps through any insulator and it'll burn / explode.
Haiddon
insulators are defined by being bad at conducting, but you can still run a current through them if you tried. it would just destroy them.