FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Feb 12, 2018 4:47 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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DreamTeeth
A FUDGICLE!?
Sutashi
How dare he insult fudgicles.
kn1ghtus
i like turtles
weaponizedbunnies
A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all.
jt005
My favorites were the spongebob ones
VigorousButtstuff
Totally unrealistic, his eye should be lazier than Sloth's...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Expected Tide Pods flavor
deafmute
Was expecting a corpse, pleasantly surprised.
PeebRow
Fudgesicle
HardAtTwerk
photoshopbot01
Coco beans?
AstronautChicken
I take.
warshaz4
But did he crack open that cold one or not??
PleaseStopApplyingTheWordPornToEverythingAndAlsoStopReposting
That's more like a repost
NondescriptProtagonist
Pointing out all the reposts. so original.
PleaseStopApplyingTheWordPornToEverythingAndAlsoStopReposting
Apparently it's necessary, since they're so prevalent
NondescriptProtagonist
Dude....there's gonna be reposts. Enjoy the ride or go lurk somewhere else.
SIRTOXIC13
"Fudgicle"?
ChrisCosmosBaroness
Can you buy these anywhere? Or the Sonic ones?
ILikeToCallItLostWages
http://bigboyconcessions.co/shop/Ninja-Turtle-Face.html
epicstorybro
nice.
thrashinuva
A one that is not cold, is hardly a one at all.
Faihoc
Im gay
tajashal
*Fudgesicle
whatupmyknitters
seriously. MILHOUSE says "fudgicle".
CaveHunter3000
bugdog
I don't have my glasses on so I spent too long trying to figure why that duck looked so weird.
RudyRaccoon
ROFL!!! I was expecting him to get a beer but I guess a TMNT themed ice lolly does the trick.
epicstorybro
but I suppose in a way a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed frozen ice cream substantiates the same purpose.
epicstorybro
Rolling on the floor laughing! I was preparing myself to see him get an alcoholic beverage,
Xneose
Fake, those character pops never look that good
gonzar09
Also its eyes are actually lined up here. We all know that never occurs.
Robvp
RichHammond
I like this version better.
LimeSkittlesSuck
"Now that's more like it!"
BachelorGourmet
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
TheFrozenNorwegian
Ub3rSmexy
Now that's more like it!
MadMupp
This is a new level of reposting
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
LordFusion38
mini114
A double downvote for a double dip
DrOsmium
ajxlucky13x
The eyes... Are slightly... Different. Why?
rshini
with the Raphael one, it looks like his eyeball is dangling out of a bloody socket
EmporerDragon
If you've ever had an ice cream treat that was a head with gumball eyes, the eyes are never where they're supposed to be.
madman604
Truth in advertising
5P4C3M4N
Double dipping son of a bitch
Shewy92
The fuck you posting the post in the comments for?
TheLoneWandererOfTheWaste
The eyes on the TMNT is lopsided!
Muttons1337
If he had made these two posts separate, he might have gotten downvoted for posting "the same thing" by less observant users.
Shewy92
Why not delete the OG post and make a new one?
Muttons1337
If the original is deleted, then how would we know there are two variations?
Shewy92
Why would we care?
NondescriptProtagonist
Can you really have a cold one if you're not with the boys though?
phunkiejunkie
While this is a good point, how can you have any boys if you don't have any cold ones?
CtrlAltKill
Some legends speak of it . . . but those are just legends
ciiral
No boys? Put a milkshake in the yard, they will come. Then you can crack a cold one open with them.
yourule3
Cracking open a cold one can never be done without the boys, it’s impossible. It actually summons the boys to your location instantly.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Your never alone with Jesus.
WhatzitTooya
I can have alcohol without fun!
cheeseguy3412
It's ok, he ate them before this .
guywithwifi
The boys are ALWAYS with you... Right there... In your heart...
FROZENpyle
The comic takes place on a Thursday. Everyone knows that saturday is for the boys.
DoubleSecretAgent
AVeryNiceGuy1
Isn’t this level of Hell supposed to be frozen?
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
lazidog
loledguy
What is this and why is it so disturbing
UncomfortableTruths
bronypokey6918
Have one? Yes. Crack one? Never.
NondescriptProtagonist
I know this is heresy but...what if they're the same thing?
therealVexed
What if hitler cured cancer.
TechnicallyInsane
The answer is don't think about it.
bronypokey6918
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
NondescriptProtagonist
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
bronypokey6918
What if a hot dog was your tongue?