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May 30, 2017 5:17 AM
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chrizyo
¡ǝʇɐɯ ʇxǝʇ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ I ¿ʇᴉɥs sᴉɥʇ sʇɐɥM
PB77
vietsatillite
https://media4.giphy.com/media/OMZRxGyZZ6fGo/200w.gif
thisusernamesux
That doesn't make sense because the earth is flat..?
refraNoodleJumper
because the earth is flat, you can also just dig a hole and it will fall through to the other side.
MonsterToastie
When you cut ties.
ImProlyAtWork
rocket scientist here, can confirm.
techinbellevue2
Of has a clear grasp of both physics and geography. Nicely done.
refraNoodleJumper
was there ever any other explanation more plausible than this one?
Turtleproof
We laugh but some people would really believe this.
TheBurgersBob
Fuckin oath
Gronkar
So this is how flat earthers think the world works.
youthnasia
sparemetheBS
Ah.... Science.
levijom
The actual reason is it takes too much boat fuel to get it there, and it's hard to make a rope big enough that the boat doesn't fall off too
bikemerc
Makes sense
JanErikRasmussen
They are doing it in Newsealand
EnemiesWithBenefits
I hate it when these things are super common knowledge ffs
KaiHerrera
There's also a space dog here, left side..
Kmillar99
So do all Australians constantly just use monkey bars to get around?
IAMWEARINGSPACEPANTS
Yup. Source: i am aus
tarataqa
"Always tether your children while outside." --Aussie Supreme Leader
jheraad
As an Aussie can confirm
MethelyneBlue
When I was little I understood the concept of gravity somewhat and thought of you dug a hole straight through the ground you'd reach China.
MethelyneBlue
So I put two and two together and asked my mom if people in China wore sticky shoes to keep from falling off since gravity goes down.
DrunkEmu
BrentonCoppick
I need a rope to stay grounded
Azraelgargoyle
Thats why in Australia, shit keeps hitting the fan
shutsman
fans hit shit down here mate, not the other way round
BadMako
It's true. It's because of Flat Earth
916guitarded
Azerai
Bullshit! The earth is a cone! I'll kill you!
DrMet
What did you just say about our donut shaped earth?!
tarataqa
Tell me more!
BrewedDude
Whoa. Australia is on the other side of the flat globe?
mahousenshi
No. If earth is flat it should be same difficult everywhere in the disk. Maybe we should mind about the angular moment.
AuraArondight
That's fucking stupid. What kind of idiot actually buys into this shit?
theslybanananana
chiefrunswithscissors
Understanding jokes isn't really your forte is it?
kiayuki
Someone takes things too seriously
719Matmat
Drax, get back to saving the flat Galaxy!
sunyudai
Fool! Torus Earth is the only theory that makes sense! That's why if you go off the top of a map, you come up the bottom!!
novacolona
I tested this with an ex. Op is a liar and my ex isnt a satellite yet.
Flymolo30
Have you tried using a catapult?
cavett
Maybe you're doing it wrong; Have you tried untying her? Or maybe a countdown?
novacolona
Well i tried tying her to a baloon once. Apparently thats cute and adorning
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
You're in Australia, that's worse than an anchor!
TheTrueQuarian
From what you said id say shed be more of a moon than a satellite.
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Damn with how fat she is she should've launched at mach
Neganisjustthewalkingdeadsequivalentofhopperfromabugslife
Don't worry. It's probably just that she's so big that she has her own gravitational field keeping her from falling
NinjablazerZero
But human terminal velocity isn't fast enough to reach a stable orbit velocity.
A911owner
I know this is a joke, but it actually does take less fuel to launch if you're close to the equator, which is why we launch from Florida.
Turtleproof
We launch from Florida because it's a horrible wasteland good only for absorbing the force of colossal rocket blasts.
novacolona
I always wundered where the ideal launch site would be if nations or other factors like nearby playgrounds didnt matter.
onomonpeea
Nerd.
tarataqa
TIL: Florida is now on the equator.
binturong
It's as close as you can get in the US.
tarataqa
unless Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands still exist...
AlexVP
He even said "close to the Equator", not on it.
tarataqa
fun fact: Florida isn't close.