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Dog tax!
She's my doggo
debunker
Do people just drive around with "Get Well Soon" balloons?
TheGiggityGuy
#1 Mlemming intensifies.
Trixxi666
What dog is this? I have a 'unknown' breed that looks very similar to your pooch.
TheWildFallow
Your doggo looks almost exactly like my doggo
Mariostar7
#31 does anyone remember what that was called?
Garbinator
#12 that's penne, not macaroni
kakeape
My poo let go the moment i got to this post.
Pootisborn
Cats with brainfreeze needs to be a subreddit.
timeloveandyarn
+1 because your doggo looks like a thinner version of my doggo.
Its1972DavidBowieFromTheZiggyStardustTour
My rule for dumps is if I have seen the first five, I skip the dump.
SoakingCarp
#9 she's harassing herself there
JulesQJones
Anyone got the sauce on that supernatural screenshot about teleporting?
gummibearsyummie
Well if the clocks change as soon as everybody is on the plane....GET OUT!
jimwormmaster
If they change after it takes off, too late!
valoriest
+1 for having a dog SO exactly like mine.
Mikey6018
the death clock thing on a place would almost be convenient because then you could stop the terrorists
MerToo
#4 The name is Rat...James Rat. Bring me a mousetini, shaken not stirred.
alwayssafeforwork
What's a doggo?
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I made the journey to upvote @ToadFliesHigh
Qj00t
#40 definitely gonna need a source on that one I'm afraid
Darohan
Yes, I don't believe it
Oldcarsarecool
I'd upvote this just for #10 ! #46 - There are 5 Outback Steakhouses in one city ?
nickmill93
For real though, you could make a star out any 5 locations as long as their not in a straight line
TheGracefulDead
It's 3 small suburbs not uncommon
JackieChansToe
It's not one city, it's like 6 all grouped together, I used to live in Chandler, right next to the bottom left one
SixHundredThousandBees
Use a porcelain bowl/plate. Not plastic.
InfinitePictures
Yep, I live in in the bottom right section of the pentagram.
ManufacturedMannequin
#40 I'm brain dead
Rawcal
Alcohol didn't even make it to top 10? What is this magic, can i safely be alcoholic if i go sleep at 11 and start having breakfast?
ManufacturedMannequin
Yes. Yes you can
LastFireBender
just go to r/showerthoughts and you can have your stimulating thoughts
ScaryScarab
Why would covering your head while you sleep be a bad thing???
Rip901
Just a guess, but restricting the air flow around your face, trapping more carbon dioxide near you. Which would reduce oxygen intake.
ManufacturedMannequin
Makes sense
PleasantPeasantPheasant
10 is my biggest problem, and I have been noticing that I'm starting to lose words from my vocabulary, but it's quite extensive so meh.
Prosecutrixxx
We got a badass over here.
AlkeneThiol
Listening to audio books really helps. Or reading.
ManufacturedMannequin
You could just start talking to yourself out loud more
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I'm a massive asshole towards myself, so the thing I tell myself the most is STFU, I'm trying to get help though I'm on a 10 week watinglist
ManufacturedMannequin
Sorry to hear that. We can be pretty hard on ourselves sometimes. The human mind is an interesting thing
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Yup. :/