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Zoologist uses cheetah as a pillow
Dec 14, 2016 7:07 PM
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lioninzion
That is my dream
AnnaNimitee
My cat does exactly this. Every. Fucking. Night.
DoctorChaos
Hopefully the kitteh doesn't get the midnight munchies.
kansas555
So all cats like to sleep on people's heads? I thought it was just mine.
zappyguy
Yeah, cheetahs are the best cat. 10x the size of a house cat and 1x the personality without the sudden instinct snaps of a leopard.
statistic
+1 for "cheetahs are the best"
ThisNameIsStupid
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHDxJ_JWzY
ankegipfu
Justjustin2300
Thats how i sleep with my dogs
chelstor
That cheetah is going to fart in there and hot box it to hell with nasty cat ass.
LOBUSCUS
I want a speedy murder kitty too
LordMagnus
Egyptian Pharaohs had them as pets, and used them for hunting. The downside is that captive cheetahs don't breed.
MinDynasty
I want to be this man
Vanack
Literally stolen from FP this week and reposted. Shame on you, OP.
CharlesFinleybot
To the front page again then!
IDidntSeeMyLifeLikeThisIDontKnowHowToGetOut
For those of us that haven't memorized Imgur, ease up a bit, m'kay. I'm glad I got to see this.
CormacSlateworker
Mmm yes you have to memorize a site to realise the same shit is posted reposted every fucking day it feels like surfing on a rotting whale
CactusNachos
damn, that is some heavy petting!
JustFeedMePieDammit
Okay...that was real fuckin cute
Ultratoxic
I like how he had the exact same exasperated look I get when my cat does this. Like "for real? You gotta sleep right here?"
SithAreRepublicansLikeMe
He went fast to sleep.
Kate62
As if he had a choice.
ministryofpeace
Then his wife walks in and catches him cheeting
Phoenalix
Dustin Hoffman is a Zoologist?
AwesomeMixVol2
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this!!! Was trying to figure out what movie this was from.
IWasHereFirst
Do big cats purr?
grrperp
THAT is a HUGE sign of trust on both ends
LordNoodles
Yup. Cheetos are usually very prone to anxiety stuff and generally a nervous lot
grrperp
note to self: the perfect username is anxiouscheeto
LordNoodles
Oh lawd what have I done
WayOfTheBanana
Pillow companies hate him!
JustHereToPostPicturesOfMyDog
This is literally me and my cat every single night. She's just much smaller.
DefinatleyNotTheCIA
He ded.
tess2222
Thus is how i sleep with my cat every night, she wont sleep or stop meowing unless i let her on my pillow and use her as a pillow
nightaccio129
One of my three kitties does this all the time and it's absolutely precious ????
ThankGodIts2017
Ive been trying to convince my cat that is called snuggling but he only wants to sleep under my nightgown on my tummy. He's weird
DorbinCallas
Cheetahs are the least murdery murder floofs
greyhoundbones
truth.
FailFish
Even less than cats or do cats not belong into floof category?
DemonicGothBinx
I think they don't belong in the murder catagory-- at least that's what I get from this site.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Speed Kitty is the cuddliest.
fifidarlingf
Killiest you mean
degenerator
The guy isn't even reading a book or using a laptop. The cat really likes him.
HereInDuckburg
Fast cat
Evoxazon
Me likes
KtownBCguy
30Speed Kitty
CyoCyo
No. Cheetahs are inbred so badly. They're targarian murder floofs
KristanDL
Also they purr. Really friggin loud. https://youtu.be/drq_ww7Ytzw
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
It even purrs like a motor!
Vulcania7
The fast and the fur-ious
hokieface
Quickitty
GreatOdensRaven87
Sprinting its way straight to our hearts.
hickorysmokedhorsebutthole
He was fast asleep.
degenerator
And the best protection you could hope for.
hgghu8888
Speed kitty... I used to bang a girl that ran track and that's what I called her
urielrocks5676
But the question is to be asked, who came first?
hgghu8888
Nobody comes quicker than me during sex and I mean nobody
JackMolotov
Their fur is like a toilet brush, give that man a medal.
DespiseEveryone
Stop petting toilet brushes.
Karamellfudgefisk
Thought you meant full of shit at first
Nickismyname
Maybe they shampoo and condition regularly !
JinTonic
It depends on how old they are. If they're adolescent, the fur is pretty soft ^^ It looks like the one in the post is still a youngster :)
CardioVascular
Oh bother, I was all excited for a silky soft kitty.
catmemesandweed
Really?
LordMagnus
Yes. Two animals you think would be soft, aren't. Cheetahs are like a toilet Brush, and so are deer.
HeyManLookAtMeRockingOutIAmOnTheRadio
ye
Bortman
Yeh
LarryLeidermann
Cool
JMcDank
Way cool
DagonR
CommanderDick
Yeh
WeNamedTheDawgIndiana
Fuck me. I wouldn't sleep a wink
afroman
Cheetahs are actually such a nervous breed they do not mate. So scared that they are scared of each other. If it attacks you pissed it off.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I'd hope not, if you were getting fucked.
IREALLYLIKEREDHEADEDWOMEN
Depends on where and how the cheetah was raised, they are the only large cat that aren't born with the killer instinct it has to be taught.
diontheunstable
Plus some parts of the world used them like hunting dogs or exotic housepets for centuries.
minotaur5150
When your pillow has a bodyguard built in you really don't need to worry.. Cept bout the pillow, but whateva
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
That's what a good fucking will do to you
CheifyMcDANKk
My luck id sleep really well...like crazy good. Like because itd kill me. Permasleep
SederHishtalshelus
Stay sleeped
BuckBoost
The best kind.
Aquatomahawk
I use to sleep with my wolf/husky mix he had almost 100 pounds on me since I was like 5
beartato
He didn't. The speedy cat was running in its sleep and its heart kept on speeding up to crazy speeds from the dream.
Qumefox
Neither did this guy. Watch the video. One of the cheetahs also tried to lick him to death too.
WeNamedTheDawgIndiana
CALLED IT!
Qumefox
crap, just noticed this reposter didn't post source.
Qumefox
https://youtu.be/T0H4jKzvCko
malaroo
I'd sleep like a baby. Cats are the softest, comfiest things in existence.
FrodosMissingFinger
Used to have a Maine coon that liked us to use him as a pillow. He was so sweet...
SaxonsNowRedux
Do cats like these really have soft fire? I imagine it being really coarse since they survive in the wild.
SaxonsNowRedux
Fur screw you spell check.
WeNamedTheDawgIndiana
Fuck you @saxonsnowredux. Now i want to see a ghost rider cat. But with soft fire
mknickin
yes but can kill you
asm80dfa8sdfj
So can any other cat. An infant with a lighter or scissors can kill you in your sleep.
mknickin
fuck i guess i'm not having kids
asm80dfa8sdfj
This girl I used to date kinda sorta killed her family as a toddler, accidentally - pretty terrifying.