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Aug 27, 2016 12:25 AM
BeagleOfDoom
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bippityboppitybuttsex
It is about realizing that there is stuff you want to do and stuff you need to do, and doing what you need to do.
Harveydanger
Or you could just not drink
ImTheReasonYouShouldBeCarefulOnTheInterwebzKids
In my experience being an adult is all about figuring out how to make enough money to afford to drink any amount of alcohol
KotimainenKayttajanimi
I prefer pot. No hangover no matter how much you toke. Although food coma is no joke either.
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
That's learning to drink. But hopefully you'll know that by the time you're an adult, because a drunk adult puking everywhere is just sad.
Razaim
And also not to permanently damage your liver.
beejep
And then it changes as you get older and just fucks everything up. Case in point: me turning 31.
busted88
Real trick to adulting is just killing enough time until you finally die.
orangebicx
9 before 9.
LucidPariah
38 and I still have problems with that one...
aerodynamit3
If you're not drinking enough to be hungover, you're not drinking enough to have any fun.
mieuu
too specific, generally its about figuring out how much responsibility you can ignore without becoming homeless/disowned by family.
PeachyFuckingKeen
So accurate
Lonelydad
Actually it is learning that drinking goes from 'not enough' to 'too much' with no middle ground.
SuckItBlue
I feel like becoming a *functioning* adult is learning to budget, make your own appointments, manage your debts *if any* and knowing when to
SuckItBlue
party.
Abecx
That's not being an adult, that's being an overgrown teenager.
Joshau
Nah it's about having a hangover but still getting shit done.
WHOISTIRED
This shit is fucking rough.
CoRektiveAction
"Dude you came in, stripped naked and puked in the fridge" - my roommate after I got home from work the next day
piggystylez
this is more like 'what being a junior in undergrad is all about'
DeathByVanilla
I feel like memes are all about using them correctly.
jkwgn
AA?
MerToo
And then steadily reducing that amount until you might as well not bother drinking at all and the rest of your life is looking pretty bleak.
jetzzfan
Protip: Just don't drink at all, like me.
charlietheratking
That's me because I could never figure out the above.
ThirtyForth
. . . alcohol makes you feel good? Since when?
Lulabel73
No it's about "if I leave now i can get 5 hours sleep"
TrueWOPR
I don't drink :(
DaveWesh
yeah, 6 shots of vodka and rum and coke to keep the buzz. Stop after the 24th bathroom break because im sick of talking to that dick head.
alssst
About 3 beers.
Apolitejerk
More like 8 beers and a rum&coke, or two. Then again I'm finnish so.
ShepskyHuskherd
2 and a half for me. High five for cheap nights out!
SoniChan
I am so jealous of you. I stopped going out cause it just costs too much.
ShepskyHuskherd
I stopped going out because I hate crowds and have no friends.
Pookakke
Things to include: how much money you can spend before you're poor.
Pattimus
How many tacos you can eat before it was too many tacos.
Kiloverendi
Joke's on you, I was born into a poor family.
YesButAlsoYes
Whichever is less: how much booze you can afford or how much you can drink before a hangover is imminent
iMakeFakeLegs
oh i know i'm poor, its avoiding that negative balance for me lol
PuckeringButthole
How much crying is acceptable before you look like a serial murderer
iforgotwhatimsupposedtotypehere
The term you're looking for is bitch, hoe much crying is acceptable until you look like a bitch.
MountainLionPhoto
None! Because you repress that shit until you die of some tumor or abscess or have a heart attack or a stroke or something catastrophic. :/
steezie96
How much murdering you can do before becoming a serial murderer
thehungryguy
I'm not a "serial" murderer
ImgurBannedMeWtf
I think the definition of being an adult is the ability to do less & less of what you WANT to do, & Being responsible for others.
iMadeItJustForThisPost
Becoming an adult is realizing the world is broken due to our own nature and we'll die before we have enough time to change that
StephanoB
See, this guys gets it
catsandmuffins
You aren't a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in one drop. *insightful pause* But for real, yes... I know the feeling.
FurbySavant
Cousinkyle
Change it? Why change it?
TheUsernamewastaken
Nope sounds more like an edgy teen.
SoniChan
Or an early 20 something who's just learning how to adult. It's not good to show up to work smelling like the booze from the night before.
DataBender
Indeed. There are no problems. I'll just shut up and continue watching american gladiators
TheUsernamewastaken
one point about being an adult is to tolerate things you know shit's fucked up but you can't change it.
Jumbobodybutter
Somebody needs a stiff drink. Barkeep, another round!
IAmNotAWitch
Meh. It's about time for another mass extinction.
SoniChan
My mothers favorite expression is "One day, this world is gonna shake us all off."
IAmNotAWitch
That is a good way to put it.
iwould
Truer than "we are gonna destroy the earth". The earth will be fine once we die off.
saffyy
Fuck me right in the feels
saffyy
Realised i forgot a crucial comma
MikeMilli
If you added a "papi" to the end of it how it is now it'd be just right
EmperorPain
All of it plus so much water you'd be pissing every hour for the next four hours if you weren't asleep.
Smayds
And then the dreams of needing a piss so bad, and not being able to find a bathroom. Then you wake up right when you find one.
theyjustcallmeD
i've had my couch pissed on by two passed-out-drunk bitches. ... not at the same time, obviously. ;]
bitchhappens
Or how much of that dank I can smoke and still be able to wake up not feeling groggy
Xen300
If you're still smoking after the age of 30 you're a pretty sad case.
BeagleOfDoom
Weed, much like alcohol, can be used responsibly at any age.
theyjustcallmeD
any drug, really. recreational use does not equal abuse.
bitchhappens
Haven't made it to 30 yet, and it's not a daily habit, rather an occasional one. Although I am CONSIDERING-very torn-having a child in (1)
bitchhappens
maybe 2-3 years, so I have slacked off a lot. I want to be completely sober for 2 years prior to getting pregnant. I'm on track. Thx4concern