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Sep 4, 2018 4:31 AM
nharmsen
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mburicao
F***** genius!!!
CoryBernardi
I live in Sydney, I parked once, it was June 1989. Been driving around ever since. Still looking.
Namotatop
BlamableMonkey
I've seen some of the most careless drivers have expensive cars. My neighbor had to put a speed bump in front of his garage for his wife.
BlamableMonkey
Just to keep her from hitting the back of the garage. And she drove a Cadillac.
Alpha2749
but do you have a shitty car, o an expensive car?
Rizen415
Notice how OP said "next to expensive cars" vs "next to other expensive cars"?
nharmsen
I don't have a super expensive car, just one that I finally really enjoy and I take maticulous care of.
Komer
It’s how you treat it not what you paid for it. Good stuff in looking after your ride. What is it?
EroticZombiePants
I never gave a damn about stuff like that.
Mythis
I just park where there's an empty space.
McFluffySundae
Or they will and then blame you for it. How do you think they could afford that fancy car?
TheWulfrunian
I park my car in the farthest corner of the car park so there's no other cars around. When I get back there's ALWAYS a Toyota next to it.
Bob64
BrentoBox
ForgivingCat
Also, it probably won't get stolen.
squishybaker
people park their expensive cars really close to my shitbox, which is a 3dr, with doors half the length of the car, they are getting dinged.
MauroSanchez
I wipe way too much wen I poop
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
dammit, YOU'RE that guy!? I park SO far out in BFE so people wont scratch my shit, and some dude always parks next to me.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
to the downvoter, I drive a 20 year old car that is very nice due to my own blood, sweat and tears.
nharmsen
Oh no, I don't park directly next to someone in BFE, if u have to do that I give at least 1 space distance. I'm not an animal
Rizen415
I too BFE & I'll come out & see a shit car next to mine, with like 30 open spots around us. Frustrating!
Crosive
I park out by myself because I have to swing my door wide to get in because of knee problems. Don't be inconsiderate.
VaIerie
Plot Twist: So rich they don't care about damaging their car.
6Oh4
Don't we all do this?
88wut
Don’t underestimate wealthy jerks. They will open their car doors with minimal damage on their car.
Komer
Own modified cars people will hit your car no matter what. Lady in a BMW X5 slammed their door into my last car and proclaimed 1/2
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Komer
“Who cares it’s just a Ford”. A Ford falcon xr6 turbo with 500hp in tricolour pearl blue. And pristine. Well it was. 2/2
Bob64
ButterflyHeimlich
lol. Try this is Richmond, B.C. It won't make a difference.
Thresholdpush
Seriously though. Pretty much everywhere around the Fraser Valley. Fuckin dickheads everywhere.
zarook
I’m trying to figure out if that is a dig at all the Chinese drivers there or not, lol
TheDude86
I hope this monster is caught and locked away for a long time
GotHereThroughaWormhole
That's the worst place to park. They generally don't care. Park next to the hot rod style cars. They are super careful.
Toastfrog
Also poor cars like me..i dont want to pay to fix some nice car .I'm real careful even though my car is shit. Wouldnt care if u hit it.
ActuallyAstrid
My car now has 2 huge dents in it, one from the door of a Porsche and one from my boss's BMW . the price of the car has no affect
BillHubbard
I use my Mercedes to dent cheapo Japanese cars.... Love it.
opkraut
Exactly, there are a lot of rich people who don't care at all about their cars and won't care about door dinging someone else's car
PiGiSpi
Yeah, if anything I imagine they'd care even less because the damage to their door would be minimal, and cheap for them
BellyMonster3000
I have found it's mostly the kids in the back that hit other cars with their doors.
Chefofrats
This is so true. That's where most dents on my car come from.
freeandclear
I park up against people who are on the line so they can't get back in. I'll take the damage.
jdbji180
Those are the kind of people who are more likely scrape up the side of your car as they back out to retaliate. js
drowninginthesouth
That makes no sense. They are probably parked like that because of someone else being parked too close to the line. The madness continues.
PluckedDuck
I drive a crappy car and park way the hell away from everyone.
Cranbananarama
Unless I'm carrying something and want to park near a camera, I always park in the empty distance.
dohcohv
I drive a beat up Miata so I can easily fit in the smallest of spots.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
I always drive junkers and I park super close to anyone parked badly.
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
I used to have a junker too and this was by far my favourite experience with it lol
BobHubert
I’m with ya @op, I park next to them so mine looks less appealing if someone were to break in
lopeardgaloot
Back in the day I had a really nice Porsche I used to park at far across in the parking lot away from everything I come back out
lopeardgaloot
Of the store to find a stinking RV park next to me
TheGingerZombie
That was probably OP
Kaesden
Every. Fucking. Time.
Mythis
What do you have against RVs? Where they in your bay? Did they scratch your car? Their vehicle may well have cost more than yours did...
Mythis
I'm surprised this has so many down votes. Beechundmoan asked pretty much the same thing and didn't get any :(
AllegedlySo
He parked in isolation only to return and see a mammoth of a vehicle next to him despite the plethora of vacant spots?
ferdinand2
Found the RV owner
Mythis
Nope,. Though I share the road with them, and therefore respect them.
puddinhead2U
I finger homeless chicks at Taco Bell
wasthatbutter
Ahhhhhh the old double stuffed taco sweet memories, that's how I met my wife.
LRonHubbahubba
That's an odd practice for safe parking.
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moeojelly
that's the most beautiful I have ever read here
topwhore
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
eastbayrae
Droppedmywispa
If i posted this id get a naughty email from one of the feminists at imgur
EnemiesWithBenefits
Something about the way you wrote this made me imagine you as a little boy like around 6 years old not yet pronouncing the r’s cowwectly
Droppedmywispa
I can feel the butthurt ?
wasthatbutter
I laughed so hard at that and I have no idea why. Thank you.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
HitlersArtCritic
It'd be a confession if OP said they hit their cars with his door.
Chowderheads
Who says all confessions have to have a deep meaning or story to them?
ICantDrive
You could use the petty confession gummi bear
PaintYourWagon
Confessions usually requite you do something negative hence the need to confess.
Pikka
I reckon this should've been an actual advice mallard.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Who says all "confessions" don't deserve the above posted image as reply
ElbowdeepinElmo
"Confession" implies they did something wrong so I can see why this one would be mocked.
KitchenClean
It is kind of wrong because the person is biased towards people who have crappy cars. He assumes an expensive car owner has more class.
Corrodias
Class? No, he assumes that they're statistically more likely to be concerned about not damaging their vehicle, which is totally fair.
ElbowdeepinElmo
I'd say the idea is that people with expensive cars are just more careful. Personally I'd be more concerned about denting a new $50k car
ElbowdeepinElmo
than a 25 year old rusty conglomeration of duct tape and metal that's got a hundred dents anyway.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
that's you? I hate you
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
I do it too, I don't want my beautiful wagon of a car getting hurt though
flipismycat
I do it too, someone is more likely to steal the other car.
justpassingby47
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
well yeah, but still
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Can I have a pizza before we go and kill The Batman?
PaintYourWagon
Why? as long as you dont hit other cars I dont see what hte problem is.
merpderphurpburp
Because I park far away so that nobody hits MY car and then I come out and see some ahole parked right next to me w/ plenty of open spaces
merpderphurpburp
It's like when you're alone in a bathroom with 20+ stalls and someone comes in and uses the one right next to you
PaintYourWagon
If someone is going to that level of effort to not have someone hit their car I doubt they would hit yours.
TriumphRider24
I think most of the time they are being dicks though unless they also have a nice car.
PaintYourWagon
I think you are being a little paranoid, chances are likely they are looking to protect their car even if you dont personally find it nice