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Ask your sister
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It's rude to talk with a full mouth
Maybe if they used a metal hanger in the first place
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As of lately they are
Can a penis get stuck in a throat?
Two unhealthy choices in one
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WeAreOctopi
GiantSizeManThing
#49 feelsbadman
TwistedLlama
Bit triggered at how they spelles Aesofagus in number 14
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
OnlyMathua
Erm did anyone else get ads? Was there not enough text? Or was imgur learning
tipitiwitchet
#13 dickin' nuggets
CharlesXavier666
That needs to be a thing. There is dick candy, why not dickin' nuggets, it fits more because it is meat.
JoeClassico
Dicken Nuggets
jethroismaxbaer5772
KittenVonCatsworth
#4
JayEnfield
Dick wants what it wants.
Foxhack
#1 - Funny. For a lot of people, it was Leia in Return of the Jedi.
Radix865
Difference being those born in the 60's, and those born in the 80's.
Nullspeak
idkalan
idkalan
And people'd be like, "There he goes, homeboy fucked a Martian once."
NotSoTinyT
#1 Truth
Dude1992
#13 the dick'n'nugget
LordeismyCommanderShepard
Kyrenaz
Wait, is penis unhealthy?
FelisaeNoctis
#3 "Ask your sister." Something I'd likely fire off, then inevitably get in trouble for later when the kid repeats it in front of a teacher.
zaetayo
I like this.
n0v4
Very yes.
maximuffin2
https://imgur.com/751w47N
KrillinLikeAVillan
You are just thirsty aren't you?
nauteresa
Its the pretzels
yourFriendlyNeighborhoodBushSnake
Who isn't on this site?
tygerpsimatrix
"I'd like a job making Pornhub subtitles" *some pics later* "Pornhub now with subtitles" Good for them, they got the job!
Buzzard66
babajusta
Top notch Me-Me dumperino.
xxxchocolatebearxxx
@op I think we need to talk about #2
Fishwi
yeah, it's pretty awesome
SendPuppies
@SadHedgehog get you a prince pooh bear
SadHedgehog
That's what you're for ;)
nauteresa
MRW I see I made it to FP ?
Scathed
you double dippin motherfucker
Wellshiet
So why do women search for gangbang, rape, forced etc so much on pornsites?
CatOnTheRoof
All the world is looking to shed responsibility.
Radix865
The same reason men do? I mean, being dominated is a fetish but it doesn't mean they actually want to get gangbanged/raped.
Radix865
I mean a lot of men search for pegging and female domination as well. Not my fetish though...
ddaaddddyypantz
#5 I think he meant Tech Support < Child Support made me laugh more though
JayB662
I understood it as better at first, but your way is true and funny also
BanadecCamberbootch
Tech support is better than Child support, no?
ddaaddddyypantz
I guess I interpreted > as more than so I changed it to < less than. That is Tech support is less expensive than Child support
JustARando
Or if you write it the the way this comment suggests, it means child support is more money than tech support. Either way works.
BanadecCamberbootch
Gotcha: I couldn't get to quantitative, was stuck on qualitative lol
HelpSmuggler
I thought the symbol was greater than or less than. As in, Tech support costs less than child support
ddaaddddyypantz
Exactly, and < is less than