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Grass is difficult to maintain. I'm trying to sell my house so it matters what the lawn looks like. Crab grass grows out of nowhere and there are a ton of other things to think about when trying to get a good lawn. All those old people who complained about me when I was on their front lawn... I get it
ColonelCasual
Roughly around 28 is when anti-puberty begins.
DustyBozangas
Hate crabgrass? Prodiamine applied in late winter/early spring will do the trick!
ChronologicalMyopia
35.
seedye
Back in my day, we didn't go online to tell kids these days to get off my lawn!
Drachiel
1/ add sprinkler 2/ wait for kids come on your lawn 3/ wharrgarbl 4/ beware of Batman
MutantGoat1
Its annoying if anyone you dont know is on your yard
TapSomeBong
Hell yes!! Same here.
krapmyself
jsparker43
I'm a lawn and I get 32 when my teenagers are only upset
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MaelstromVanguard
You don't sound old. You sound reasonable. Teenagers are scary.
Sweetmadness85
I'm 30 and I agree with you. Teenagers just irritate the hell out of me.
Totsmacgee
I never understood until I owned a house. I hate people going on my lawn.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
You care way too much about something so rudimentary as grass.
foxmsfDD
30 here. I rage when kids skate up/down my driveway. Not an age issue, it's my private property and they think it's a public park.
jugueterabioso
Where in the hell are all the king of the hill gifs at?
LilSis061016
My yard is elevated from street level, with a little stone wall along the side walk. Kids leave shit on it all the time and I hate it.
mandoleshea
I'm 23, don't even have a lawn, and I'm angry too
drakhavik
Trespassing is some serious shit man
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I'm 28 and don't like teenagers/youths on my property because most of them litter.
miste
At least you own a house
ArandomDane
Grass is not hard to maintain. You do all the things plants dislike to the lawn and the only thing that survives is grass.
Daneurl1
Why the fuck are they on your lawn? Don't you have a fence?
BoomSoon
32?! Jesus man, you're like, almost eligible for AARP.
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Better to be over the hill, than buried under it.
hueylewisandthebooze
I hope so. They (we) have awesome benefits.
SephiRothIRA
Let's watch Matlock together.
kirmokum
back in my day matlock had new episodes. [scowls agedly]
PleaseClapNow
I'm 29 and fuss at kids who come onto my lawn. It's actually zeroscaped, so I fuss just to be fussing. PUT THAT ROCK BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT.
TravvieG
They should understand that catching Pokemon isn't as important as your lawn management.
ChuckCarmichael
my beef with kids is that they throw their trash all over my lawn when they cross it https://media.giphy.com/media/yWamjwFip2KZ2/giphy.gif
CiaoBriella
I'm 19 (kinda young to be bitching), but I fucken hate that too. Lazy and disrespectful as fuck.
RageCuddles
Get a fence? Or maybe a moat would be more fun.
keyserv
I've been contemplating bolting a trash can to the tree in my yard so these fuckers stop throwing trash all over the place.
keyserv
Knowing how the universe works, they'll just throw it under the trash can instead.
Ketheres
Most will actually throw the thrash in the can, but some douche will come and empty it on the ground just for shit & giggles.
Neuroactive
I'm 25 and I had to think about my age for a second when someone asked me yesterday.
AnanasHoi
Oh I'm 16 and it happened last week. Don't worry, you're not getting old, it's human. (Or I'm just an idiot)
Neuroactive
possibly both.
AnanasHoi
Probably
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Last week I thought I was 35, nope. 33. I dunno.
lizabean
I literally question if I was 22 or 23 the other day because I don't really remember "being" 22. I confirmed I'm 23 if anyone wanted to know
razetherunner
i haven't cognitively "been" a particular age for a while now, time just keeps dragging you forward while you fail to accomplish things...
EducatedKitten
Well, that sounded painfully familiar.
Mrwubbles
U ok?
lizabean
Yeah i hit the age where after 21 you don't give a shit about how old you are.
ThisAccountisforvoting
Why is anyone on your lawn? It's your private property man, be as defensive about it as you like!
TheodoreWitchfucker
Out of curiosity, would it seriously be legal to shoot & kill kids for loitering on your lawn in the US?
TheGammaRae
In most states you need a clear and present danger to warrant use of lethal force. Not sure about states with Castle Law.
cajunbrewer
Yep, Castle Law here. I don't shoot to kill though, just to maim. Can't step on my grass if you ain't got no feet.
TheGammaRae
Oh OK. With castle law you don't have to retreat first. Still need a threat to justify lethal force.
TheodoreWitchfucker
Ok! Thanks for the info, my actual knowledge of US laws is very low, and my only defense is that I don't live there.