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Mar 24, 2017 4:50 AM
lifeofablondie
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gamesthatiplay
And the reposts won't help.
mobiusm1
What's up San Jose! Represent!
ShakaX
Nice repost 2014 http://www.mercurynews.com/2014/05/30/da-no-charges-in-fatal-friendly-fire-shooting-of-bart-police-detective/ I do google
Falkornn
Did she marry her uncle?
mrread55
Zach Braff gained weight.
ThanosSupreme
It was with a black guy wasn't it?
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
thought this was Brad and his wife showing the newspaper about the local cracker barrel.....
Promethianfire
How old is she in this picture? She looks 16. Is this some kind of arranged marriage?
gambigobilla
You live in Planet Mercury?
h3nna0jisan
Unless this
Chevalpuant88
Zodi
SAN JOSE! WOOOO
aaandtheregoesmysparetime07
TheRealDracoMalfoy
Little did he know that city had only then found out about @Op's birth
churroschurroschurros
Hey! I live in San Jose too!!
Zodi
We're often ignored.
Maaaaaalloooooo
A friend just had his first baby yesterday and asked to save the paper, yeah not the best of days or time to do that.
Cezarboytellem
What did the headline say?
Maaaaaalloooooo
Some shit about terrorist attacks
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
i didn't know there was a san jose, alabama
cousteau
I think there's no city in USA with a unique name.
Gayforbae
There's a San Jose supermarket outside Mobile...
bayarealiving
Woot woot San Jose!
Zodi
wooo!
bayarealiving
Wooooo
GolfTangoFoxtrotUnicorn
It's worse than a tragic mistake.. it's illegal to marry your sister
nottellingepic
Incest fuck yeah
iAmNature
wincest
Ransbear
a game the whole family can play
metalfoto
Yeah that is gross
skwint
It's not gross, it's just illegal. Deliciously illegal.
modrob
No Kidding. Sex with her is OK, but don't marry her.
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Ransbear
You are as sharp as bowling ball.
cousteau
*Whoosh*
Atharaenea
onehugedeal
at least it wasn't on 9/11
RoxanneLaWin
We're British and my Brother's baby was born yesterday. He's abandoned the paper from the day of birth idea too.
cousteau
I remember a Spanish newspaper front page with "CRISIS REACHES SPAIN" and an (unrelated) photo of the wedding of the Duchess of Alba.
luhweegee
@RepostStatitics
Soddo
If you married her, i agree its a mistake
HULKSMASHBettycrylatherrinserepeat
Upvoted for the real lol!
DorkyVora
That guy looks frighteningly like Bob Sagget
Candyman216
This is five years old.
last1alive
This comment is 6.5 years old.
MattDerKomponist
I don't care.
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Tylerm1
This one has more pixels too. Looks like the date on the newspaper is May 2014
AmArschdieRaeuber
This post is so old, they are already divorced
thereisgoodintheworld
This reply is five years old.
thedroidsyourelookingfor
So
aleister94
YOU'RE five years old
TheBear0274
I was going to say the exact same thing.
Candyman216
That's my mom. I was the reason they got married. That's how I know.
OfficialJoeBiden
Hey buddy. I see you're on -1 for that joke, so I'll bring you up to 0 because I appreciate it.
Candyman216
Thank you kind sir. The downvoters on this site are busy busy busy
thegrimtrigger
Well I haven't seen it, so.
JeffGoldblumWatchesYouPoop
Good thing she will still remember it at least
GiantRobotsRule
Your sister married Zach Braff?
Nerdcules
So she's single?
TheMayansWereOntoSomething
So she's dead?
BoredITGuy
No, but she's ready to mingle.
orangatuan
Her phone is gonna jingle.
ALinguisticHermit
May I have a pringle?
Trippytripster
Was just about to say that. Nice job man.
BoredITGuy
It was a group effort.
IIIHalezIII
great job guys..
WildWeeaboo
Fuck off that is the most autistic thing you retards say on this website
CaptVito
That's not a no.
BarNoneAlley
Couldn't agree more. Every single post with a woman and some thirsty motherfucker makes the same lame joke.
witheredspoon
... but its the top scoring comment
berneigh
Tell us how you really feel
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
So she's not?
droci21
What climbed up your ass and laid eggs relax, life's too short to stress the little things
droci21
Hail Hydra
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
Haha agreed. Overplayed jokes everywhere in this site.
MATWIID
Says someone whose username is WildWeeaboo
SimonDesrosiers
Booooooooom !!!
JamsE
That's JD from scrubs?
TK421isAFK
That's someone who barely resembles Zach Braff?
JamsE
Ah yes. Old Brady. Don't worry I think I just made the comment because I was bored. How's your day going?
TK421isAFK
Long. I've been up since yesterday, and it's 6 am here in CA. I gotta get some sleep, but Planet Earth is still on, and I just finished Six.
JamsE
I don't understand it but please accept my sympathies. Ps. What's CA? (I'm not an American. I'm an Irish.)
TK421isAFK
Oh, sorry. CA = California. West coast USA, Pacific Standard Time. It's 7:43 am here right now.