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kazz42
Could any American go all day without saying; "like"?
IFrickinLoveSharks
Oh god I did the majority of these today
baelicatlady
indeed i have learned i am British
ManicPixieDreamBird
MARTIN FREEMAN'S JOHN WATSON. AGAIN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
CairoLen
This is so English Canada too.
snowyman28
relatable human situations
HorseGirlErection
These are like horoscopes. They apply to everyone but it makes British people feel special.
Iamthedanis
I love British people so much. I watch a lot of the panel shows on Youtube.
TheBigGay
Which type of brits
Iamthedanis
I don't know that I have a type?
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
i love these
Greeneyeddevil
When you're making lots of visits and are full from toes to crown with tea, but can't turn down tea at the next house. Because you can't.
stevecareII
I think we say sorry more than the Canadians
notyouraveragedingleberry
Where do you think we learned it from?
stevecareII
Definitely not the French. Obligatory fuck the french
notyouraveragedingleberry
Being partially French, fuck you too.
HeyOhBotchedToe
These are brilliant. Every time I actually laugh. With sound and the works. I must come from British stock.
McBzz
Many of these could be Canadian problems as well.
squishybaker
where do you think canada got them.
Spacemadness
I do a lot of these and I'm not even british
UltimateBooty
That's because they aren't British.
witsd
Are you sure? We invaded pretty much everywhere.
QuikThinx
God Save The Queen
TheBigGay
You are now
The3DPrintingPolak
VeryBritishProblems is probably my favorite twitter page
anerek
Glad I'm not British.
MatchGirlMegg
This confirms it. I'm British. I wonder what my boyfriend will think. @MasterOfMatches
Jollyburger
All my life I thought I was an American. I don't know how I am going to come to terms with this.
JaceOfClubs
Lost it at overtaking on foot, man I experience most of these everyday, but that one. If someone does it to me I joke and speed walk ahead.
JaceOfClubs
Slow down, let them pass, speed walk again. By the end of the streets they're sweating their bollocks off!
gamblingpoet
Re: Saying 'when'. Do you actually have to say the word 'when'? It is a mystery from my childhood that I never solved...
Nokko
I'm very british for a dutch person
CorneliusCornwall
I don't identify with any of this. USA USA USA. Ok then, bye. Regards, Bob
Moleyb
I would like to see a 'Very American Problems' version. Although that would probably result in a gun being pulled in every situation.
eclect0
We're a little too big for one stereotype to be widely accurate, but I could write three volumes of "Very Midwestern Problems" tweets.
aspartameheadache
I'm an adopted Brit, these are all too real.
Taxicat
Half of these sound like Seattle...also, what's a cash point, for future reference?
ExplodingNaziWatermelons
An ATM... as in a point which dispenses cash XD
Taxicat
Kinda figured it was that, but wanted to make sure.
Arachnophobicloser
I'm Canadian, I do all of the above, do people not pop out in other places?
IFrickinLoveSharks
I didn't realise how much I said 'pop' until the 4 year olds I teach would ask "where should I pop my work?" So hard to stop saying it
lostangle
I'm very british, my family is not. I'm actually Dutch-Canadian. But I'm moving to England "soon" so it's okay.
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
I imagined Martin Freeman for each of these for some reason
MexidankusBartholemewl
I saw Simon Pegg, but Martin Freeman is good too.
SluntBiggums
Oh no, I think I'm British. How will I tell my parents?
likeClockwork7
In a thick accent, probably.
JoreckRJasra
I was born in Florida, but I'm now convinced that I am British, it's like a whole country of people with mild social anxiety, it's perfect
revcleo
My partner was born in Miami and has severe social anxiety and finds everyone in the UK too socially awkward and quiet.
forescoreandsevenwhoresago
Probably by massacring them in a Massachusetts town square.
FlatPlutoSociety
You won't. You'll just develop a deep, silent bitterness toward them for never having thought to ask.
SirFeatherbottom
Sit them down with a nice cuppa, make small talk about how shit the weather is, then tell them
SchrodingersDongers
Over a cup of tea and with every second or third word being some form of apology.
Illocon
By first putting a brew on, sitting them on the sofa in the best room and putting the big light on. Then you have a proper chinwag or natter
witsd
Except you've slipped from Northerner to Cockney there, and that simple will not do.
Illocon
Just scouse, lid.
TheBootleAsda
Sick man you kidder
SunnySamantha
You could also be Canadian... Sorry.
BrodieW
Brits are like Canadians with sass
Ashen44
Canadians are like brits minus the sass
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
The last British Problems dump suggested I may be British, this confirmed it. No 'kind' in 'kind regards' is my signature move.
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
(Although I'm certain it gets noticed exactly 0% of the time)
Arachnophobicloser
It's the thought that counts
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
just switch the g with a t mate
CuntCuntCunts
@@Mynameisnoah found u
geetarhumor
Read every single one of these in a PERFECT British accent even though I'm from Texas.
revcleo
If you ask a brit to do an American accent it'll be either YEE HAW HOWDY PARDNER or oh-em-gee LYIKEEE SOOOO TOTALLLY OMG LOLLL like YAA
TheBigGay
what do you mean by perfect british accent. there's like 50 british accents. mine is a north yorkshire accent.
mikeoc61
They mean a TV British accent. Think Hugh Grant. That's a British accent.
jwan
Mine too... Diluted by Oklahoma/Minnesota/Texas. I'm a mess.
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
YAY NORTHERNERS! Kind regards a chick from Manchester
TheBigGay
Hah, I have an ex from Manchester. Nice enough place except for the psychopaths and semi-sentient airborne STDs.
CantonahM8
Kin'ell, other Mancs are rare on imgur
ImJustATeenageDirtbag
Woowoo greater manchester here
geetarhumor
I don't have to explain myself to you. I'm from Texas.
BrodieW
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyyT2jmVPAk
SamInbound
Classic American
mikeoc61
FREEDOM INTENSIFIES
TheBigGay
So is my aunt, your point?
geetarhumor
Ah man, I'm just being cheeky and dumb. Please pay me no mind. Hope your Monday is going well and thanks for the entertaining post. :)