If Harry Potter had Black wizards

Dec 22, 2024 2:24 PM

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Haha, this is amazing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Kingsley Shacklebolt….

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At least it's not Clortho Public School for Wizards.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I look like I work in HR and listen to Ed Sheeran during sex" đź’€

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But uno reversed

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess you're in Stiffyndor now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According the Cursed Chikd, Hermione was black all along.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So real question; Do the black British relate more to the black Americans in terms of pop culture and style?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As not a black British person: I think it's complicated? There's dynamics of racism and implicit bias, but not the hundreds of years of chattel slavery as a backdrop. And simply, the cultural influence the US has on them (and the rest of the world).

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's genial

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This 'there were no diversity in HP books' thing is so funny to me, bitch there were barely any WELSH students in the books and you're asking for PoC students? You know Wales, a country IN THE UK? Lower your expectations.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right, I didn't see any half-sheep people at all.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably need to read the books or watch the films. Because you’re wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Time to cast a spell of representation on the wizarding world!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is the most Irish sounding black guy I've ever heard

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blizards

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dean Thomas, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Blaise Zabini, Lee Jordan, Angelina Johnson and Lavender Brown (that last one is a little awkward since the films made her white as soon as they wanted her to have a speaking role)

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

The gal who flirted with Harry at the beginning of The Half-Blood Prince should have been a witch, though she wasn't. Anyway, she was magma-hot, which is the important thing.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

What about Dean Thomas?

2 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

spent too much time in Clapham for them

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think you mean Magnitude (pop pop)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many lines did he have eh

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I mean in the book he plays a bigger part but...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He fucked Ginny, wtf do you mean?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

More than enough credit for me if I were a teen boy in that series.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaahhaha

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lee Jordan and he went on to become Magnitude. Pop, pop.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Pop what?

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of these lads is Irish for sure.
Dublin by the sounds of it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were afro-British students at the school, and in the harry potter musical Hermione is black.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

That being said, there were far more indo-british students at the school.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which makes sense if you've ever been to a British school in most areas of the country

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hemione was BLACK? Just a moment, I need to find the Manufactured-Outrage machine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

JK even okayed it on Twitter

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but.....BLACK....must...have...outrage...and...massive...ANGER! Okay, no real reason but that's what stoopids do when confronted with something that can be remanufactured into racism.

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People downvote because they are offended.
OH, but they're sure able to laugh at the SNL joke swap.

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2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Or, maybe they aren’t into HP? Everything gets downvoted at first. It’s back up now.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

well, I upvoted, but now I have pissed them off. TO THE DUNGEON!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

To be clear you're being downvoted because of your terrible personality, not because of woke, or politics, or whatever you think it is

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm a horrible person. Just horrible.

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 4

I've submitted stray dog adoption posts that have been downvoted. I swear there are users that just go through user sub with the sole intention of downvoting everything.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

If you piss off the right person by calling them out for being fucking terrible, they’ll do you a solid and downvote all of your comment history until they get bored.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Munya?

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Most irritating man in the world

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Chawawa.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Munya business

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dunno, man. It's been a whole 90 seconds and he hasn't mentioned growing up in Zimbabwe. Must be some other dude /s

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Did you know his gardener made him a bow

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But there were black kids in Hogwarts in the movies.

2 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 4

My ex student was one of them

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop ruining their narrative … +1

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And they had fuck all to do with the plot.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also in the books. Although not everyone was described by skin color in the books to there may have been more students than we know about.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yeah the only students described as black in my recollection are Dean and Blaise, Michael Corner is referred to as tall and dark. Inferences can be drawn around the Patel twins given it's an Indian name.

Skin colour isn't explicitly described for most characters however.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah. 2 named characters IIRC.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hey, they made Dean Thomas black in the movies as well! That brings us to a grand total of like... 3 or 4? And that's with inclusivity casting initiatives? Jesus christ Rawling, you're racist AND a terf

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Dean was black in the books. Lavender was implicitly white, then played by a black extra until the 6th when she became white when she had a bigger part. There's about five in the books (Dean Thomas, Angelina Johnson, Lee Jordan, Kingsley Shacklebolt and Blaise Zabini)

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I didn't recall correctly. 5. jeez

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take your word for it. I read them in high school and haven't touched them since, cause they're thoroughly mid books and JK Rawling is a fucking twat.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There was even an explicitly African one... Named... Shacklebolt...
Jesus Christ Joanne, was "Mr. Escapedslave" only just too on the fucking nose?

Still, not as bad as Cho Chang the Chinawoman...

2 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 8

I think the issue really is just that it's a lazy name, but it shouldn't be offensive.

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Before I realised the negative connotations of his name, I always parsed Kingsley's name as basically meaning "the best at catching wizard criminals".

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Patel sisters

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Patel is actually just a very common surname in the UK, though.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Very common everywhere. I know a handful of them, none are related.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"In my new book I've introduced an Irish wizard girl. Her name is Anita Potato. I will not be taking questions, thank you."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They already had an Irish wizard. His name was Seamus Finnegan and his defining character trait was causing explosions, in reference to the IRA terrorist organisation, who were known for their use of car bombs.
The Troubles were still ongoing at the time of the first two books releases...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hilarious that I couldn't actually do worse than she did, even with parody. She's deranged.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cho Chang is the one of the least weird names. People speaking Chinese claim it's more of a name like Harry Potter, a commonish name. Or it could be Korean, like Cho Zang-hee who is an actual person.

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I think I’m going to get upset that the main protagonist was called Harry! … too English … /s

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Apparently it depends which Chinese language you're talking about - like it's much more plausible as a Cantonese name than a Mandarin one, I think. Or maybe the reverse. It's less inherently stupid than often claimed, anyway.

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it's just so basic. Even Star Trek Voyager had a better name. Harry Kim. She could have just picked a semi popular asian surname and then a random first name. Cho Chang is lazy and mildly racist white person shit and it shows

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

By the sounds of it, any half-way plausibility of it as a Chinese name is accidental on Rowling's part, so it's definitely lazy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Chinese localizers for the books had to change it to Zhang Qiu.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zhang Qui very much for that information.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wanna counter though; Shacklebolt is a dope name.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Maybe if the character wasn't black and dressed like a background extra in Wakanda Forever. Shacklebolt could have been a name for a magical jail warden or a magical blacksmith that creates chains to bind evil wizards. A shacklebolt is the threaded bolt that links chains and shackles together. It's a terrible and insulting name for a person of color.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

But that's assuming the name itself carries meaning. Like, I get it with Cho and that Goldstein kid, but this doesn't feel racially charged to me. Maybe to Americans it's a little more sensitive though, I don't know.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

"The Chinawoman with two Korean first names", even! :P As I recall the stories.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, her name had to be changed for Chinese localisation because people used to the language would point out it's wrong.
She's Zhang Qiu, in those versions. (Remember that their naming conventions are Family, Given, so Cho became Qiu, Chang became Zhang.)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then again... OK, I'm thinking of an actor, but... Michael Douglas? Two first names as first and surname. Of course, That's how it works here in Europe/The US, there are probably alot more stringent rules over in China, Korea, etc.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are linguistic rules around names in some cultures.
Her name as it was in the English version of the books and movies, even flipped to fit the family name first aspect, would be considered weird to the point of Wrong.
And while it would be acceptable for a Western name to follow Western formats (They didn't need to change Ron Weasley for example), when it's supposed to be an Asian name (The fact JK didn't even establish Which Asian country is also part of the problem) it'd be noticed.

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