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Apr 5, 2018 3:27 AM
warmyourbeans
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luc666
Enter " Anaconda"
Deathsagaxx
when you're attacked in the middle of nowhere, no one can hear you scream
Munchman347
'We're outta milk and we ate the cow last winter, so if y'all want some in yer coffee, ya gonna hafta squeeze MawMaw's titties...'
cadillacblues14
I hope it has flushing toilets. Stayed in a place like this once. I was not a fan of the outhouse. New requirement for flushing toilets.
VA3122
Down by the Green River?
Dragnfly1
The groove in the middle was made by a massive alien mecha firing its beam cannon way back in ancient times. This is a paradise well-earned.
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
waffletacos
Bob Ross did this as a painting.
Mrw1cked
Isn't that a loading screen on Farcry 5?
ObliviousStranger
I'm trying to figure out how to get those loading screens as my wallpaper! They're damn awesome!
mrsmadhatter122916
Looks like where I'll be in Colorado in two weeks!
jaggybyah
i am not 100% sure but i think this is like 5 mins away from where i live.
rockonjones
How far to the store.
aaronthe7
id say.. it could be great.
BlazinDays
Id just like to go there for a couple weeks and do nothing but sleep and relax. Currently awake at 4am for work at 5. ):
Alkuam2
I'd be worried about a heavy rainstorm or tremor sending that thing over the side.
HughLaurie
Now THAT was a cleverly hidden dickbutt. Bravo.
ScrotieMcpostagain
Hate to fall off the back porch.
theIdris
I'd absolutely do it, too.
luke1815
Wish it was a gif
TCGView
These Far Cry 5 graphics are pretty good.
ZackBishop
I need this.
powerrangers
So when do we pave it and put up a parking lot?
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
I.. want that. Fishing from the kitchen almost...
bloodrunecrafter20
where's this?
MatthiasMueller
A bit shady.
educationalprawns
Paranoia says it'll be haunted at night.
Prettylittleliarinsundaypijamas
My bet was more on a murderer hiding in the woods
DoubleNubbin
2 words: guard bears.
R0b0Panda
The ghosts must be friends with the axe murderer in the woods
TheCaffeineAddict
Also, mosquitoes!
BukkakeRider3000
Uncle touchy's magic cabin.
RubberChickenTenders
As long as it has internet.
Gunner1198
And hookers and blackjack
MrCoolGuy
I wouldn’t mind not having internet once in awhile
ZimGenzko
I’d guess no and why would you even need it out there.
cabanabannana1
Maybe someone just wants to yank it out in nature but still have access to pretty ladies and not sexy tree stumps.
GruffWolf
Memes
Assdickmasterpiece
Reason enough...
ValleytotheSea
Except for all the mosquitos :/
TheBestRussian
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
byohzzrd
And sketchy af satellite internet. The occasional moose. Chiggers. Raccoons knocking over the trash cans. Screech owls at 3am. Fuck no.
ShearingBlizzard
Ddt, bug zapper, and flamethrower in case things get especially crowded
codayop
And the mould.
vraellar
there's always some twat who has to shit all over the post, nitpicking at it, finding faults. shut the fuck up, nothing in life is perfect
Foxsayy
Somewhere where mosquitos constantly biting the shit out of me leaving me red & itchy wherever I flee is NOT my idea of paradise
Zorbaq
And ticks, and spiders, and beetles.
Sabenar
This looks like the PNW. If so then the mosquitos are fairly moderate :).
ThreadcountLEAD
And what about the people creeping in the bushes outside
gman41750
And the water is super wet. And the TREES!!!! They are frigging EVERYWHERE.
oued
Good points. Fortunately at least, the wide blue empty space above seems to be absent.
gman41750
Phew. Keep that solar radiation to a minimum. Plus those dam STARS!
NotACanadian
I found that if you get bit enough throughout life less mosquitoes start bothering you. I guess they think you're some kind of slut.
Placentaur
As a Floridian I'm tempted to call bullshit.. But maybe I havent been bitten enough
missastromccluskey
OMG I must be a mozzie slut, they love me!
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
I wanted to post a gif of Mozzie from White Collar but imgur wasn’t letting me. So sad
IgniaEternale
Also- the one use of smoking. Nicotine's an insecticide, so you actually "smell bad".
YouThinkThatsBad
Great way to get people to stop being around you too
MrAppendixX
Nice
NotACanadian
Death by mosquito borne illnesses or death by lung cancer.
IgniaEternale
I wonder if nicotine patches would work equally well...
NotACanadian
Just spray yourself down with Skin So Soft. All the benefits, none* of the carcinogens.
ghostwriter2030
Running water doesn’t breed mosquitoes like standing water though, right?
Peterowski
True, but a humid environment with lots of vegetation will likely have some puddles
ghostwriter2030
It isn’t a rain forest, there aren’t puddles for 10 days at a time. A forest by a creek isn’t any more infested than an urban home.
SomeAngelDude
If it's anything like Florida, then it's super fucking infested.