Nov 8, 2018 1:21 PM
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TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
El Chupacabra?
guti41
Holy fuck that is a frightening creature
MangyDogUK
Id still hug it
johntbonespartan
Don't boop that snoot
booneht
You're not my mom! *opens the door*
Tendrilmind
Oh yep.. he’s sizing you up. That’s a sure fire way to get mauled.
HanIsTheWord
Red dead redemption 2 looks amazing
penguinzl
At first I thought that was a really skinny bear. Danger doggos is HUGE.
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
Yeah they are. They're bigger than a vast majority of domesticate dogs, even Malamutes I believe.
vialofcorruption
v
HereForAWhile
BreakfastWithCountChocula
And then one day a guy said let's domesticate this thing, and turn it into a pug.
JAFIOI
He looks well-fed and happy.. You should get out of the car and go pet him.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Driver's reaction
RobDontForgetToCallYourMom
I get the notion they are already outside their car
celestedrake
So primed to pet him!
WarTortilla
Probably why he’s well fed and happy.
mumumumumysharona
pookieeatworld
DickDastardly404
the snow on his face makes him look legit terrifying
FuzzyX
Better to let any unwanted children go out and pet him. If the wolf like them he may take them back to his cave for a nice meal.
ExfoliateMeThrowup
It's a chance for some OG dog friendship
Notthatkindofdoctor6
You thought I was doggo, but I’m actually wolfo...bamboozled again
Oh, Moon Moon!
5NoteHalf
You can't fool me, Darwin. ; )
igniskonig
I'm seeing something of a clown face, and I fear this will be in my nightmares.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
What an absolute unit!
IamTheFNG
AgentMrQ
Funny thing is there’s most likely two more on both sides of the camera guy just out of view.
Threewisemen
Largest recorded pack in MN was outside my town. DNR estimated it at 23 adults.
Enemabandit
Look at the size of this lad
Dontwatchmespotme
In awe right now
badomenbaddercompany
Unit!
richunclskeleton
Absolute
ScariestOfButts
Unit
RightToJailNoTrial
At least a 3
numelgon
You encounter a lone dire wolf. Roll for initiative.
bagaault
No such thing as a lone wolf - you just didn't roll high enough on the spot check.
Rayfasa
Dire Wolf has entered the game.
BarretXIII
Time to roll initiative
BOOFStraveler
Yeaaaaaah that thing smelled shit particles up wind and is now here to eat you asshole first.
Cordite101
Meanwhile the rest of the pack is calculating the best way to eat you.
naddacop
He just wants some scritches. Don't be a savage. Go put him.
ProphetTenebrae
He's still a good boy though, right?
whitewater0034
I once made the mistake of watching a wolves vs dogs vid expecting fun frolics. I will never forget the image wolves killing dogs with ease.
uptaco
They're. ALL. Good. Boys. Bront.
YoucancallmeClassic
jakcspellgood
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
ae73aPandaDancer
That looks like a bear and a hyena had a baby
moneybroom
Where wolf? There wolf, there castle!
UnsettlingSoundComingFromBelow
What's extra scary is that there are probably about 10 more of them just out of sight, and that's just the alpha checking them out.
DarthT4co
Who’s a good boy?!?
thefreckledfox
Are we SURE this is a wolf and not half wolf half bear? Either way it’s a scary lookin animal.
Eunoterp
Nature Doggo is scary
themunneyshot
Damn that thing is big
I once saw a clip of 2 of these dragging an alsatian off to eat, they dwarfed the poor thing, image etched into my brain forever.
sharkhugs
LCDC
That’s what she said
ItsTooHotInHere
You wish
BarbedWireCatheter
Like a regular wolf, but dire
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
You mean absolute unit
EvilVicious
Gets bigger if you pet it.
khensu83
brassknucklenerd
Do not.
YourEmailAddressIsVerified
This is the pic I was looking for.
Obandigo
Gmork creeped me out when I was a kid.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Still does
bigmuffin1
People don't usually grasp how fucking big wolves really are
AVTv2
Or moose
Well, and the more hale and hearty of us think "I could prolly take a wolf." Maybe so. But there's never just -A- wolf...
ILikeTaterTots
One of the only things Jon Snow knows
Kbantar
Huge but almost never "man-sized". Then again, an animal under half our weight could still massively overpower us.
ElectricalOwlet
I squirrel could take down most people...
PaintYourWagon
Depends how hard you throw it
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/enraged-wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-because-he-didn-t-buy-beer-9030644.html
Or stab with it. lol
IAmCthulhu
I do. My grampa "found" a half russian wolf hound half wolf, a little over 20 years ago. She outweighed everyone but my dad. She lived to 19
cowpiefatty
Ima still pet it. Tell my family i died doing what i love petting dogs.
Cazzyle
Yes!
diezombie90
That's a dire wolf.
Hardislav
Dire?
From GoT
Barkinsons
It's like a wolf, but dire
Stigl
Wolf.
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Prehistoric wolf.
insufficientimagination
weir, maybe
BohemianRhapDaddy
I used to think about me fighting one off on a hike some day...Then I saw one in person. How I think about how fast that shit would eat me
glazmainfindsyou
Bite strength alone trumps anything we could do unarmed.
:| what if you shove the arm down it's throat and it'll choke on it?
FinalFantasyTactics
must...not...scratch...belly. Timber wolf.
Bahiano1993
I gotta good idea now thanks to Red Dead 2
LambdaCubed
Jamie... Pull that up
kkanne20
they really, really don't.
katakura
Compare that to "wolves" people post here
sirrobbifo
A buddy of mine's dad raised wolves and half breeds. Even the half breeds were massive.
AzgarOgly
Wolves are actually quite different. Some are fucking big, some are quite moderate in size. Some are almost black, some are light grey.
TheImpliication
Thanks Dr. Seuss
BarillaB
Dis. I used to live with timber wolves; I've seen bigger dogs (Danes, Irish Wolfhounds, etc).
TerriblePokemon
Saw wolf tracks at Yellowstone a few months ago, their pads were the size of my palm. I've got big hands
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Efreeti
?
She likes his big hands.
Tynford
Yuge
thefreem4n
I know I didn't
IWantToRideMyBike47
…don’t …grasp…wolves…
Badsequence
I would still try to pet it and give it some treats
*furries maniacally cackling in the background*
probably not in your better interests
Ebknight89
Can confirm
36roentgen
No, do grasp wolves. Those who understand will fix the gene pool.
Katateochi
Scary af
teslathemaxpuppy
oh no, I do. Thats why you wont catch me in the woods alone/unarmed. Those things are the size of a horse. You could ride a wolf if you want
sanbornjeffrey1360
I believe you are thinking of a Warg.
You might not be seeing enough wolves
PedroJesusSiczek
Size of the horse? Have not seen many horses, huh?
Rode horses for a long time. I was being factitious but they are fucking large.
MooseInNoose
People expect them to be similar to huskies it seems. Big husky = 70 lbs, big malamute = 100 lbs, a large grey wolf can reach 150-180 lbs.
boodloop
Holy shit, I was gonna ask, too. I’m assuming that’s the top end of how big the wild doggo’s get?
RdizzyC
My ex gf had two long haired shiloh shepherds that were over 120+ lbs, one was 125 and one was 140.
They looked even bigger because the hair on them was roughly 4 inches long as well.
Mechwarrior719
And hunt in packs. So you see one wolf it means there's about a half dozen or more you that see you too.
Strangeboke
But if there isn't... that's when you get scared.
Cortezdelanoche
I didn't before this fucking gif! Holy shit!!!!!
NoFudge
How can you tell the size from this gif? There's nothing to compare it to
Iragewhenplayingsplatoon
You are correct. My mouth dropped when it walked onto the road. I thought it was a bear at first. That is so awesome.
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Correct. I had no idea.
And you still don't, as there's nothing in this gif to indicate how big that wolf is
Well it certainly takes up a lot less space than a full grown fox which would fit easily within the double yellow line space
That depends on where you are
RoTaLuMe
Imagine beeing the first humans to domesticate on of them. boy they had balls!
Well, that was not the only thing that required balls in that time.
What else would they throw for them to play “fetch”?
I didn't intend a pun, but ok...
jimmyhowlett
I honestly thought it was a young bear for a second
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
How many bananas?
A lot of them
joejubee
A Brazilian
warmyourbeans
What a tragic loss of life.
degenerator
How many bananas does it take to take a Brazilian?
thebillyofthewest
Don't bruise the bananas
PluckedDuck
Don't talk trash.
We're talking dozens, bro.
AngryMcBunny
Yes.
Obecny75
At least 3
poorwhitetrash
Tall or wide?
OverMyDadBody
treefiddy
pyrogdubc
Technically, you’re not wrong
That's the best kind of not wrong!
Drivingatank
Actually though, my actual estimate (on all fours) probably like 5 high, 8-9 long? Sorry I left my wolf measuring bananas at home
Do they sell those at whole foods?
AlwaysSiloeTen
Only the ones that have free range grass feed banana trees near
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
30. 30 bananas
Google says a Wolf can weigh up to 180 lbs. and a banana weighs roughly 1/3 of a pound. So approximately 540 bananas.
jetah
holy crap.. that's a bunch.
AlexImAlex
That’s bananas!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
El Chupacabra?
guti41
Holy fuck that is a frightening creature
MangyDogUK
Id still hug it
johntbonespartan
Don't boop that snoot
booneht
You're not my mom! *opens the door*
Tendrilmind
Oh yep.. he’s sizing you up. That’s a sure fire way to get mauled.
HanIsTheWord
Red dead redemption 2 looks amazing
penguinzl
At first I thought that was a really skinny bear. Danger doggos is HUGE.
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
Yeah they are. They're bigger than a vast majority of domesticate dogs, even Malamutes I believe.
vialofcorruption
HereForAWhile
BreakfastWithCountChocula
And then one day a guy said let's domesticate this thing, and turn it into a pug.
JAFIOI
He looks well-fed and happy.. You should get out of the car and go pet him.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Driver's reaction
RobDontForgetToCallYourMom
I get the notion they are already outside their car
celestedrake
So primed to pet him!
WarTortilla
Probably why he’s well fed and happy.
mumumumumysharona
pookieeatworld
DickDastardly404
the snow on his face makes him look legit terrifying
FuzzyX
Better to let any unwanted children go out and pet him. If the wolf like them he may take them back to his cave for a nice meal.
ExfoliateMeThrowup
It's a chance for some OG dog friendship
Notthatkindofdoctor6
You thought I was doggo, but I’m actually wolfo...bamboozled again
JAFIOI
Oh, Moon Moon!
5NoteHalf
You can't fool me, Darwin. ; )
igniskonig
I'm seeing something of a clown face, and I fear this will be in my nightmares.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
What an absolute unit!
IamTheFNG
AgentMrQ
Funny thing is there’s most likely two more on both sides of the camera guy just out of view.
Threewisemen
Largest recorded pack in MN was outside my town. DNR estimated it at 23 adults.
Enemabandit
Look at the size of this lad
Dontwatchmespotme
In awe right now
badomenbaddercompany
Unit!
richunclskeleton
Absolute
ScariestOfButts
Unit
RightToJailNoTrial
At least a 3
numelgon
You encounter a lone dire wolf. Roll for initiative.
bagaault
No such thing as a lone wolf - you just didn't roll high enough on the spot check.
Rayfasa
Dire Wolf has entered the game.
BarretXIII
Time to roll initiative
BOOFStraveler
Yeaaaaaah that thing smelled shit particles up wind and is now here to eat you asshole first.
Cordite101
Meanwhile the rest of the pack is calculating the best way to eat you.
naddacop
He just wants some scritches. Don't be a savage. Go put him.
ProphetTenebrae
He's still a good boy though, right?
whitewater0034
I once made the mistake of watching a wolves vs dogs vid expecting fun frolics. I will never forget the image wolves killing dogs with ease.
uptaco
They're. ALL. Good. Boys. Bront.
YoucancallmeClassic
jakcspellgood
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
ae73aPandaDancer
That looks like a bear and a hyena had a baby
moneybroom
UnsettlingSoundComingFromBelow
What's extra scary is that there are probably about 10 more of them just out of sight, and that's just the alpha checking them out.
DarthT4co
Who’s a good boy?!?
thefreckledfox
Are we SURE this is a wolf and not half wolf half bear? Either way it’s a scary lookin animal.
Eunoterp
Nature Doggo is scary
themunneyshot
Damn that thing is big
whitewater0034
I once saw a clip of 2 of these dragging an alsatian off to eat, they dwarfed the poor thing, image etched into my brain forever.
sharkhugs
LCDC
That’s what she said
ItsTooHotInHere
You wish
BarbedWireCatheter
Like a regular wolf, but dire
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
You mean absolute unit
EvilVicious
Gets bigger if you pet it.
khensu83
brassknucklenerd
Do not.
YourEmailAddressIsVerified
This is the pic I was looking for.
Obandigo
Gmork creeped me out when I was a kid.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Still does
bigmuffin1
People don't usually grasp how fucking big wolves really are
AVTv2
Or moose
5NoteHalf
Well, and the more hale and hearty of us think "I could prolly take a wolf." Maybe so. But there's never just -A- wolf...
ILikeTaterTots
One of the only things Jon Snow knows
Kbantar
Huge but almost never "man-sized". Then again, an animal under half our weight could still massively overpower us.
ElectricalOwlet
I squirrel could take down most people...
PaintYourWagon
Depends how hard you throw it
Kbantar
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/enraged-wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-because-he-didn-t-buy-beer-9030644.html
Kbantar
Or stab with it. lol
IAmCthulhu
I do. My grampa "found" a half russian wolf hound half wolf, a little over 20 years ago. She outweighed everyone but my dad. She lived to 19
cowpiefatty
Ima still pet it. Tell my family i died doing what i love petting dogs.
Cazzyle
Yes!
diezombie90
That's a dire wolf.
Hardislav
Dire?
Cazzyle
From GoT
Barkinsons
It's like a wolf, but dire
Stigl
Wolf.
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Prehistoric wolf.
insufficientimagination
weir, maybe
BohemianRhapDaddy
I used to think about me fighting one off on a hike some day...Then I saw one in person. How I think about how fast that shit would eat me
glazmainfindsyou
Bite strength alone trumps anything we could do unarmed.
BohemianRhapDaddy
:| what if you shove the arm down it's throat and it'll choke on it?
FinalFantasyTactics
Bahiano1993
I gotta good idea now thanks to Red Dead 2
LambdaCubed
Jamie... Pull that up
kkanne20
they really, really don't.
katakura
Compare that to "wolves" people post here
sirrobbifo
A buddy of mine's dad raised wolves and half breeds. Even the half breeds were massive.
AzgarOgly
Wolves are actually quite different. Some are fucking big, some are quite moderate in size. Some are almost black, some are light grey.
TheImpliication
Thanks Dr. Seuss
BarillaB
Dis. I used to live with timber wolves; I've seen bigger dogs (Danes, Irish Wolfhounds, etc).
TerriblePokemon
Saw wolf tracks at Yellowstone a few months ago, their pads were the size of my palm. I've got big hands
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Efreeti
?
MisanthropicAnthropoid
She likes his big hands.
Tynford
Yuge
thefreem4n
I know I didn't
IWantToRideMyBike47
…don’t …grasp…wolves…
Badsequence
I would still try to pet it and give it some treats
ScariestOfButts
*furries maniacally cackling in the background*
bigmuffin1
probably not in your better interests
Ebknight89
Can confirm
36roentgen
No, do grasp wolves. Those who understand will fix the gene pool.
Katateochi
Hardislav
Scary af
teslathemaxpuppy
oh no, I do. Thats why you wont catch me in the woods alone/unarmed. Those things are the size of a horse. You could ride a wolf if you want
sanbornjeffrey1360
I believe you are thinking of a Warg.
teslathemaxpuppy
You might not be seeing enough wolves
PedroJesusSiczek
Size of the horse? Have not seen many horses, huh?
teslathemaxpuppy
Rode horses for a long time. I was being factitious but they are fucking large.
MooseInNoose
People expect them to be similar to huskies it seems. Big husky = 70 lbs, big malamute = 100 lbs, a large grey wolf can reach 150-180 lbs.
boodloop
Holy shit, I was gonna ask, too. I’m assuming that’s the top end of how big the wild doggo’s get?
RdizzyC
My ex gf had two long haired shiloh shepherds that were over 120+ lbs, one was 125 and one was 140.
RdizzyC
They looked even bigger because the hair on them was roughly 4 inches long as well.
Mechwarrior719
And hunt in packs. So you see one wolf it means there's about a half dozen or more you that see you too.
Strangeboke
But if there isn't... that's when you get scared.
Cortezdelanoche
I didn't before this fucking gif! Holy shit!!!!!
NoFudge
How can you tell the size from this gif? There's nothing to compare it to
Iragewhenplayingsplatoon
You are correct. My mouth dropped when it walked onto the road. I thought it was a bear at first. That is so awesome.
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Correct. I had no idea.
NoFudge
And you still don't, as there's nothing in this gif to indicate how big that wolf is
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Well it certainly takes up a lot less space than a full grown fox which would fit easily within the double yellow line space
NoFudge
That depends on where you are
RoTaLuMe
Imagine beeing the first humans to domesticate on of them. boy they had balls!
AzgarOgly
Well, that was not the only thing that required balls in that time.
Cazzyle
What else would they throw for them to play “fetch”?
RoTaLuMe
I didn't intend a pun, but ok...
jimmyhowlett
I honestly thought it was a young bear for a second
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
How many bananas?
bigmuffin1
A lot of them
joejubee
A Brazilian
warmyourbeans
What a tragic loss of life.
degenerator
How many bananas does it take to take a Brazilian?
thebillyofthewest
Don't bruise the bananas
PluckedDuck
Don't talk trash.
Cortezdelanoche
We're talking dozens, bro.
AngryMcBunny
Yes.
Obecny75
At least 3
poorwhitetrash
Tall or wide?
OverMyDadBody
treefiddy
pyrogdubc
Technically, you’re not wrong
Obecny75
That's the best kind of not wrong!
Drivingatank
Actually though, my actual estimate (on all fours) probably like 5 high, 8-9 long? Sorry I left my wolf measuring bananas at home
bigmuffin1
Do they sell those at whole foods?
AlwaysSiloeTen
Only the ones that have free range grass feed banana trees near
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
30. 30 bananas
warmyourbeans
Google says a Wolf can weigh up to 180 lbs. and a banana weighs roughly 1/3 of a pound. So approximately 540 bananas.
jetah
holy crap.. that's a bunch.
AlexImAlex
That’s bananas!