AlwaysTheContrarian
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We need to protect our children!
Feb 5, 2020 3:05 AM
AlwaysTheContrarian
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eigeress
I feel like slower speeds don't teach the children anything. Run, you little fuckers.
EirikurDC
No, no, he’s got a point.
Photeus
I feel like this is supposed to be a play on Gun-Free zones. Saying criminals love it because they can disregard and shoot folk.
Thewinterisstillhere
If they're is no school zone, they're no pedo zone too.
RagingRaven336
Pedophiles love children..not signs...it says it right there
wellthatsjustyouropinion
BlackavarLion
unzips. All the time
RenaissanceFaireMan
Politics, in a nutshell.
troodonejs24
Also, deer crossing signs should be placed where people drive slower.
Sirtopumhat
I just like looking at them at certain hours of the day: Before the View comes on and after my stories and before Jeopardy.
Version2minus1
https://fox4kc.com/2012/10/18/woman-misunderstands-deer-crossing-signs-calls-radio-sation-wants-them-moved/
Muunk
Autobahn all the schools
firestorm6502
How about 85 or 100
JCBaggins
It sounds nice, but we have to give the kids some semblance of a chance if crossing the street in time!
firestorm6502
In Texas we have 85 mph roads people go 95 mph
someguy7734206
People have suggested equally stupid ideas seriously.
Rainty
I laughed. I’m not proud of me laughing.
Luba20042804
How long till Karen’s starts share this at WhatsApp as a true fact?
Rifneno
Obviously we need to invent mass relays for school zones.
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formallyknownas
I don’t know, I feel like there’s been a lot of recent news about kids getting hit by cars walking home... maybe it’s always been that way
cenfou2tout
Changing mph to km/h would save a lot more children...
firestorm6502
Time to fix America
puunaamaeg0
So drivers would go slower or because kids would learn a more logical measurement system?
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznowyouknowyourabcscomealongandsing
Yes
ProfessorPritt
One day I was running late taking my kids to school and I got a ticket in front of their school... taking them to school.
Pseudosim
Ah yes, 'my kid is running late' speeds. Having lived next to a school I don't exactly sympathize.
ProfessorPritt
I went 25 in a 20. $185 ticket if I remember AND I was driving my wifes car. Instant Classic!
dfhowes
My nephew got a ticket for 16 MPH in a school zone. Yes, that's right, a fascist Nazi cop ticketed him for 1 MPH over.
Sugarcrotch
5 over and you got $184 ticket jfc
Pseudosim
Ok, compared to the indignant moms going 40-50 down my street, that's not bad.
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
JinxiaoKlauz
Miiimiiii
If we run the children over the pedis won't have anything to look at
Mermaidgirl916
What is with all the paedophile related stuff on here lately?
BigJewishHulk
They are currently having primaries.
Mermaidgirl916
Sorry, I'm not American so this means nothing to me.
BigJewishHulk
democrats are having primaries, to select who will be running for president
Mermaidgirl916
And a primary is what exactly?
BigJewishHulk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election
KAtwinklez
Laikos
When you're going 100 in a school zone and the speed bumps start screaming.
Lightsmith
Same with hanging out stopped school buses. Best not to linger and go around them.
GunGunTrio
Their's a sign in my town that protests these areas. When you first enter the area you are notified to drop your speed and there is a 1/
GunGunTrio
2/crossguard for added measure. A little bit down the way you see a city sanctioned sign protesting calling to "End school zone". I plan 3/
GunGunTrio
3/on joining in on the protest with my own sign one day to help call for an end of these school zones. Together we can succeed.
SexyClaptrap
Some ass hat will believe this
falconfluffer5772
As everyone should
FatersGonnaFate
You mean it's not real?
Wish2be
You dont drive do you ._.
Alkuam2
Just cattle.
jaydawgx7
Can we start putting "End school zone" signs in more places so I know when I can resume the speed limit
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I'd love to see this too.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
isn't it usually right after the next speed sign?
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
When you run out of screaming speed bumps, you're out of the school zone.
Sugarcrotch
once you are past the school you can go back to ignoring speed limit signs
GondwanaCraton
Can't do that, the county will lose all that ticket revenue!
chrisjohnson76
As soon as you pass the school and kids?
besoft
it would be better if we oiled the children up in skin tight suits so they predators can't catch them.
Comet260
https://youtu.be/lH-U1BRJ-RE
potatoardvarkhybrid
Collect them all
Northstar11
bakedpotoooooooo
Help
bacci14
14November
TylerWalker666
Who is in charge of the...oil-ing?
PenguinFury
banneduser2
Better yet we can employ out of work former Pedos to do the oiling and slicking.
banneduser2
Edit scarcaism
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Jared Kushner is Lube Man.
darkhero99
Stupid.
AlwaysTheContrarian
NekoNeedsTail
FuckeroniPizza
And set them on fire! Pedophiles hate fire!
Xelada
That's ninjas, ninja's can't catch you if you are on fire.
JayTribb
I feel like a pedophile wrote this
tesserax
Hmm, hard to tell. Let me feel
Snooj
You feel like a pedophile?
juzzfuzz
don't know what the 'wrote this' means, maybe it's some kind of pedo colloquialim
Vercci
It's the past tense of wreet.
CaldariBob
You can't prove nuthin, copper!
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Until I got to college, I thought pedophile are people who loves walking
AnnoyingBesserwisser
I always thought a pedometer is a device that measures pedophilia.
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
Let's talk about your feelings, Jay. Sometimes, do you get a funny feeling 'down there'? Wonder what that is? C'mere, let's talk about it.
JayTribb
I only feel sadness