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minionsandbananas
I AM GROOT - tree
DomZombie
If a talking tree came up to me, I'd probably check my medication dosage first.
mooglerae
I've asked one guy out and he seemed oblivious to the fact. He didn't seem to register that it was a date proposal.
Alphahi
People don't realize that a girl complimenting a guy is really rare and would probably have a higher success rate.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Because its rare? Maybe that makes it Strange and has a lower success rate.
30kLegion
I like how posts like these always assume guys have no self-respect and would try to bang anything that moves, literally, in this case.
gametenor1
I'd do the quest the tree offers me first, then choose one of 2 rewards even tho I've got better gear just hoping it titanforges..
DenverCoderIX
I know you struggle brother. Goddamn new expa on the horizon already, I dread the titanforged heirloom slot times coming soon.
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
fuck yeah i would talk to a tree that approached me, i though ent's had died away a long time ago
Elvebrilith
i am groot
AgamemnonsMemes
I would be terrified and suspicious of some sortof prank, to be honest.
Aramana
I'm sorry but no. I'm not into average. Maybe a eucalyptus or sequoia.
faunakate
I was approached by a tree once. He was some sort of branch manager. His name was Forest. I told him to bark off.
ElmsiGreen
Was it Whitaker or Gump?
Whitaker. He looked at me strangely.
With which eye?
I'm not sure but it was a glassy look in his eyes.
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
How good looking am I? Is the girl actually average looking or is she being hard on herself? What’s her opening line? Is she creepy?
NerdN1
Also define "give a chance". Does it mean conversing with her to test the waters or immediately agreeing to a date with a perfect stranger?
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
Give a chance = Give the D
Cerebralbore101
A tree approached me. Got splinters. Hurts like hell downtown.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Always wear a condom with strangers.
eternalasshole
every guy I've ever approached or that I've had a 'crush' on, has rejected me or just pretended like I didn't exist they'd avoid eye contact
legacyweaver
1) I would never try to assume something with so little info, but either you /might/ be overestimating your looks, or something about your
2) personality is off putting. Depending on how many guys you've approached, this moved from coincidence to trend. Not trying to be mean!
darkdragonempress
I had the same experiences. Though I did have a decent one night stand with an attractive dude so apparently there's still chances if 1
Small successes if you try. Good luck. 2
zeniarose
Same here.
Somehow people hate it if someone is "available".
BigJB
One reason.... pinecones. M'fing pinecones.... never again.
krapmyself
Nope. Not anymore. Girl might have buyers remorse and claim sexual harassment or rape.
ZimGenzko
Are we now seriously at a point where we accuse all women?
Better safe than sorry. Apparently it's true in the case of CPR.
If we are talking about the same CPR, there are Good Samaritan laws that protect you in that case.
Unverified
I don't need a super model, if she looks decent and isn't a piece of shit I'm good with that
Draevan13
I'd be fine with an average girl who shares my interest (gamer who rarely goes out), but I've not found anyone yet...
IHaveACatNamedGustav
I'm ok with a personality that wouldn't annoy me to much. And to be honest I kinda feel like that standard is way to high since I often >
> annoy myself.
KittenMittensofSteel
It's about finding that certain kind of annoying you can live with.
NZSheeps
I agree completely. You are annoying. :p
Pygmyshrew
As long as she is slim, has a nice badonkadonk and is nice I really don't care much face-wise. Fatties is a no-go though.
The3DPrintingPolak
Aren't you a real charmer
Naiix
Reee someone has preferences
Redisia
Honestly though behavior ALWAYS beats looks. Woman sometimes need to realise that men are human also and you might also need to approach us.
N3R0
I would give anyone a chance if he/she/it does the first move... oh... that's the meaning of the tree! Guys I think I got got it now.
Peachos
As a Washingtonian can confirm, must be evergreen
NewtonScamander
Well who wouldn't want to talk to Groot or and Ent
FistsOfSlightAnnoyance
Septiformus
That'd Spruce things up
Dyslexicbirch
Not always its 50/50 some guys egos get hurt or they think the woman is desperate
This is my greatest fear. I'm not desperate; if I find a guy interesting, why would I let the chance to get to know him better go by?
AnanasHoi
Exactly. There’s quite a few girls I find interesting, and I’d 100% say yes if asked me out. Makes me feel special, also I don’t have the1/2
Guts myself to do it
If a guy's ego is hurt by being approached instead of doing the approaching, you're better off without him. Old fashioned macho bullshit.
Akillesursinne
People say shit like this a lot. But really.. "Ugly" guys expect girls to like them because of personality, but what about the "ugly" girls?
1) It's just a fact that men are more visual, women are more emotional. Different aspects attract each. Ugly women and emotionally shallow
2) men are both fighting an uphill battle. As a man, I refuse to feel bad about wanting to be sexually attracted to my mate. It's important.
Of course, but then again, shaming girls for wanting handsome men is just as bad.
Ah well I agree for sure. Just because men are more visual, doesn't mean we don't want emotional depth as well. Vice versa for women.
We ugly fucks are expected to curl up and die alone a miserable death.
Pff, not my point, my point was that the standards are kinda weird. Men demand a lot more than they give, sometimes.
Yeah, I feel you. I mean that I'm an ugly girl, and even men on my own "bracket" aim for girls way out of their league.
I don't think you should judge yourself that way, you're human.
But in a way, perhaps men are even more friendzone-ish, not even giving some women a chance, one could argue.
TedTheMan
Darn humans with sight imperfections. (Imperfection is the part that makes a thing special.)
Stop, you are perfect and you know it. Find the one smart enough to see you for who you are.
ACabbageFromSpace
Is it a maple?
Greytrek90
Found the Canadian.
More of an upside-down Canadian. (I'm an Aussie who grew up in Canada)
AfricanAustralian
Yeah is it a maple?
fattosacidos
Welcome back fellow teens from 2009. Until now I thought we'd evolved quite a bit, but apparently, I'm wrong
Crawmak
I like how they put that question over a picture of a Very non-average girl.
ScrippyChan
...with shitty, SHITTY hair.
Rhyuji
Depends on what region of the world you are at--lotta hot women in russia/sweden/etc that are blondes..
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
QuackQuackAttack
Its amazing what makeup, colored contacts and hair dye will do.
icanttype
Well, it's not like the average girl is wearing makeup, coloured contacts and hair dye
IsayiLoveYouaLot
Who the fudge has tome for that?
nellietta
Time? It's not like you colour your hair every day, and contacts take only a minute. So just make up, and the answer is like 80% of girls
AlkeneThiol
Her face is also well proportioned.
Terad0r
From what I can see, I'd say she's pretty average looking by Norwegian standards.
ragekritz
Yeah but she's probably not your type
flamingflamingo
I suspect she put that text there herself to fish for compliments.
tzap
I suspect both parts of the image were created by the same person.
LetsRide
She’s average. I’ve seen tons of female selfies on here better looking and many worse. She’s average. In the middle. Middle of the road...
Being honest, yes she's pretty to some, ugly to others. But she's baiting for compliments and it's annoying. Women don't exist on a spectrum
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
Everything can be put on a spectrum, as long as there is more than one. Unless I'm missing something.
That's stupid. But sure. If you're incredibly subjective, and only use one value, sure.
There's more than one value provided by this photo alone... Anything can be measured. And everyone measures differently. It's life.
ScoobidyBop
Our house?
AlHarrington
In the middle of our street
BertaDude
Our house!
Codedependent
it has a crowd
Efreeti
In the middle of our house
PurplePrinny
According to googled research, at least in the US, the average female is 20 lbs overweight.If she ain't fat she ain't average.
For her age and height she's probably average.
I don't really think you can use imgur selfies as a gauge for average people. I'm moreso thinking the people I've seen IRL.
Imathgood
You mean..... The outerweb?
Even worse... Not the web... At all!
YouThinkThatsBad
Yeah as a bartender at a hotel in the US I’m comfortable saying I’m at least better than average from what I’ve seen from middle America
Odballl
If a tree approached me I'd run the fuck away.
brownsugga
I'm groot!
thegoddamn18thavenger
A talking tree? I'm rich!
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Brurarum
GrimdogX
Coward.
gleely
Coward. I'd tap that ass, and extract delicious maple syrup. Then I'd fuck the tree.
thewiggins
https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1442538402ra/16248804.gif
AllOlBollocks
I'd tap that sap.
AJMansfield
Especially if they're going from Burnham Wood to Dunsinane Hill.
TheFrenchCanadianTaunter
Could be interesting if you're Malkavian.
CanadianMadCow
I sudowouldo too.
lordofallthecookies
I would talk to the tree. But I'm a girl...
getmo
You must be asking for it.
HereInPlainSight
Just gonna let that idea take root, huh? Let our minds branch out a little? Then just leaf? Think it's too sappy for us? Okay I'm done.
Vamp13
it depends is it a scary tree or an average tree? and is it a male tree or female tree? does it have a mafia accent or not?
DogmomKiki
CleverHeather
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
But then I'd come back because that tree might have a quest
DurendaI
Sexy dryad.
gavr1loo
To Isengard?
unwisedude
What about a little bush?
dootdootfloop
Maybe the tree was just trying to branch out , make new friends .
JCBaggins
Tree?!? I am no tree! I am an Ent!
ahokusa
Rdc24703
You'd come back after you collected yourself.
saucelord
tbh some people i know would fuck a tree if they could
JeSuisBaguette
ahhh, the hole on the watermelon trick
Wernerr
Hesus christ
FUNKAPUS
So you would only fuck the tree if the could fuck the tree??
GodEmperor0fMankind
Are you kinkshaming me?
not at all kind sir
Ahh, 'kinkshaming', what an interesting word... It is mine now.
Nommad
I'm pretty sure every sjw on tumblr claims rights to that word...
lordofthedice
Eh. Even I use it unironically sometimes. Let people have their kinks.
1PunMan
The tree chases you. "No! Don't leaf me! I just wanna root!"
klean9
Groot sad
InsolventTacos
And tell myself time to lay off the LSD
Intr0naut
Nobody cares for the wood anymore...
MBTDavid
#EntLivesMatter
disposiablewhitemail
Not if it had boobs.
Dressbeast
I lol’d
Rainbowtrout117
I wish I could favourite comments too.
amperShroom
crawl into my hole
railgap
It's not meant literally.
I might be extremely startled but I would definitely be too curious to run away
bakkart
Macbeth?
EdwardStarsmith
Some of my best conversations have been with trees. Please don't ask how drunk I was at the time.
therealdaikatana
Nah,gotta be like Merry and Pipp. Just get carried 70,000 entstrides and then cheerfully converse with said tree (Ent actually but close)
prolificchicken
pussy
Niccenl
Welcome hello there ent
ThrobbinHoodz
50-50. Could be an ent, could be a cursed rotting greatwood
icouldhavebutdidnt
I'd leave.
XtraDownvote
Heavy Plant Crossing
HusainAbbas
Tbf the tree might have something really interesting to say like wtf they think about
ilovegramsalot
I would remember to take my Lithium.
BLAZMAN
Naw fam, ever heard of ents? They're chill
crann
yeah dog check out r/trees. They are talking about ents over there right? Cause everyone seems super chill.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
I don't quite understand. Then again, you are very small.
TheHaloFollower
Precicely what I was gonna say
LoopsAhoy
Unless you're a filthy orc, "burárum!"
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
the ents I grew up with are fucking terrifying
EgoDeleri
And I hear they have some incredible liquor
graou13
I thought they stole food to bring to their colony to feed their queen. like you can't even have a picnic without getting tons of them.
TheDiabeticHeretic
I find that very enteresting.
I hate you. I hate you so much.
NotPapaEmeritus
Sounds like you've been entrapped
SuspiciousGlance
What a hateful entity
Docretier
I share his hate
Jrn0myr
As a girl, would this actually work???
blitzgottheturret
Yes. We fear embarrassment, judging, and many other things.
He might be startled at first but maybe ask him out on a very basic date at first, to see a movie he likes or maybe a fast-food restaurant.
2and900
Talk to them in a way that makes them think they asked you out
No.
Don't be subtle. Go with something like "Wanna bump uglies?" as an opening line.
snotcaulk
it\'s-a-trap.gif
trucedfrags
Nopls
noptic
So far all my relationships and hook ups where started by the girl. Was to shy to talk to one till I was 16 and one started to speak to me
Secsletariat
I wouldn't guarantee it, but if he objects purely because you made the first move, you probably dodged a bullet.
obarey
Statistically, your chances are much higher than guys approaching girls. Bonus: when this works, it is with someone YOU want.
Yes. It's science.
JustWaves
Lmao
Grudgebearingmidget
Guys appreciate not having to take lead all the damn time. That said, don't take it personal if we aren't interested, like @Greytrek27 says
Gosuamakenatek
Let me put it this way. In my entire life, only one girl ever just started talking to me...but I'm pretty sure she was on all the drugs.
NordicusMaximus
4 out of 5 guys this would work on. The 5th guy is just a douche anyways.
Probably. Depends on a lot of factors, but what do you think they'll do if any person started conversation, run away and hide?
rossimus
Think of it this way: would it be enough for you if the situation were reversed?
JustJottingDownSomeObservations
I’ve had three GF - but they asked me out. I can’t tell the dif. Of being flirty or interested, so I just sit there being dense and smiling.
Jocke
Yeah, pretty much
Avoiding the wit/bias of other commenters: Yes, it would. Don't expect every guy to bite (he might not be single, you might not be his 1/
particular type, you might just remind him of someone else, etc.), but it can definitely help. Often the only guys who go around asking 2/
out every other girl they see are the ones you don't want to be around, anyway. We nice guys tend to play it safer, so by all means try.
Thanks!
You're welcome! And again, don't let the failures bother you, they'll always be the norm anyway. Good luck!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Um, this is not always the case. Some guys are shallow and very picky even tho they aren't a catch themselves.
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
I have no experience of this...
Yeah, I've had my fair share of disses bc I'm not a size 2.
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
I know both men and women who do this, not all are shallow some are just trying to do better then themselves that’s all
I totally get that. I definitely know women like that too. Big difference between "doing better" and think you're too good.
findtheotters
I can confirm
Same! I speak from experience.
I was chatting with a friend about a guy like that. He walks up, chats a bit, walks away. "Deep as a mirror", was her perfect response.
That is pretty brilliant! I'm gonna steal that, thanks!
BigAZNMan
Yeah and it's hard to have sex with trees sometimes.
Sometimes?
DPCerberusBlaze
True, but on average men have to approach women so it would feel great to be approached. Even those guys would probably give her a thought.
Snarkwell
Amen. I will likely go my entire life without someone approaching me. That's just being a guy.
vixvox
Nope.
I agree that most men have to do the leg work but I have approached men before and they didn't give me the time of day. Weren't even 10s.
IdleNarrator
Um, shy people also exist...
I actually like shy men, but I'm not referring to them. There are men who look at you w/disdain if you approach them and aren't a size 2.
veyrall
Can confirm. Am picky, am not a catch.
Can you not help it or you just don't care?
Can't help it. Just not attracted to the kinds of girls who are attracted to me.
Hm, that's a shame.
Koshunae
Im also picky, and the only thing I having going for me is that I can fix things around the house.
BigBadJuju
Some people* not just guys haha
Yes, I know. I was only referring to the post. I'm aware there are very shallow women. I know plenty.
Frogthebountyhunter
This could be said about either gender really
Yes, I know. But the post is specifically about men.
MCEscherWasADouchebag
This has been said of me, and honestly I just don't get it. Why am I being shallow? Am I supposed to pretend to be attracted to someone >
I'm not, because they're "in my league"? It's not a choice or anything.. <
No, it's important to be attracted to a person but it's also important to be realistic. Like you can't have a Lambo with Kia money. Kwim?
LizardEnterprises
The set of guys who get insecure when a woman approaches them is a subset of the set of guys women shouldn't date so... this is a good thing
AllyKatze
I might be weird, but I genuinely go for the shy, nice, quiet guy....glasses are a bonus
ME TOO!!!
There's shy and there's defensive. If you confuse them you're gonna have a bad time.
That's not the guy you described, everyone is insecure about talking to someone the like ~ unless they're a psychopath
1/? Reread the comment chain. Toomanyusernames pointed out that some people are shallow and picky. If it were just shallow, or just picky,
hangemhigh13
*Some people. Not only men do this.
I know. I was only referring to the post at the moment. Believe me, I'm well aware women are shallow too.
Would have said this too, so I'll just upvote instead. It's as if neither gender has a monopoly on flaws. Go figure.
I was only referring to the post. I wasn't implying only men are like this. I know women like that as well.
JHawke
As a attack helicopter, if the gas intake is not on the left she just isn't made for me.
So fucking shallow....
No sir, I am a luxury model with floaters attached to my skids. Shallow or deep I stay afloat!
*Madam and I am actually impressed.
IamJustinSane
There’s no rule that says you have to be handsome to date an attractive girl. I’m nothing special, but most of my girlfriends have been 9’s
I never said there was a rule, I am only speaking from experience and the post implies that as long she's not ugly, a guy will be happy.
Some women can be picky too but many of us fall in love with a personality/humour over looks.
I know dozens of fat ugly male virgins that would disagree.
Then there is something they're doing wrong. I knew some too but I helped them by teaching them to be confident.
So you don’t fall in love with their personality, you change it to something you can love.
truthsmiles
I'm friendly to everyone, even guys - which is why so many of them think I'm gay.
Yup! I get that it seems like I'm flirting a lot when I'm just being friendly.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Trust me I know that feeling. Cause being nice is gay apparently
Same.
"No offense, but are you gay?" Haha dozens of times in my life. I just take it as a compliment now!
Jasarg
No but for are you 1/2
Is really true? 2/2
minionsandbananas
I AM GROOT - tree
DomZombie
If a talking tree came up to me, I'd probably check my medication dosage first.
mooglerae
I've asked one guy out and he seemed oblivious to the fact. He didn't seem to register that it was a date proposal.
Alphahi
People don't realize that a girl complimenting a guy is really rare and would probably have a higher success rate.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Because its rare? Maybe that makes it Strange and has a lower success rate.
30kLegion
I like how posts like these always assume guys have no self-respect and would try to bang anything that moves, literally, in this case.
gametenor1
I'd do the quest the tree offers me first, then choose one of 2 rewards even tho I've got better gear just hoping it titanforges..
DenverCoderIX
I know you struggle brother. Goddamn new expa on the horizon already, I dread the titanforged heirloom slot times coming soon.
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
fuck yeah i would talk to a tree that approached me, i though ent's had died away a long time ago
Elvebrilith
i am groot
AgamemnonsMemes
I would be terrified and suspicious of some sortof prank, to be honest.
Aramana
I'm sorry but no. I'm not into average. Maybe a eucalyptus or sequoia.
faunakate
I was approached by a tree once. He was some sort of branch manager. His name was Forest. I told him to bark off.
ElmsiGreen
Was it Whitaker or Gump?
faunakate
Whitaker. He looked at me strangely.
ElmsiGreen
With which eye?
faunakate
I'm not sure but it was a glassy look in his eyes.
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
How good looking am I? Is the girl actually average looking or is she being hard on herself? What’s her opening line? Is she creepy?
NerdN1
Also define "give a chance". Does it mean conversing with her to test the waters or immediately agreeing to a date with a perfect stranger?
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
Give a chance = Give the D
Cerebralbore101
A tree approached me. Got splinters. Hurts like hell downtown.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Always wear a condom with strangers.
eternalasshole
every guy I've ever approached or that I've had a 'crush' on, has rejected me or just pretended like I didn't exist they'd avoid eye contact
legacyweaver
1) I would never try to assume something with so little info, but either you /might/ be overestimating your looks, or something about your
legacyweaver
2) personality is off putting. Depending on how many guys you've approached, this moved from coincidence to trend. Not trying to be mean!
darkdragonempress
I had the same experiences. Though I did have a decent one night stand with an attractive dude so apparently there's still chances if 1
darkdragonempress
Small successes if you try. Good luck. 2
zeniarose
Same here.
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Somehow people hate it if someone is "available".
BigJB
One reason.... pinecones. M'fing pinecones.... never again.
krapmyself
Nope. Not anymore. Girl might have buyers remorse and claim sexual harassment or rape.
ZimGenzko
Are we now seriously at a point where we accuse all women?
krapmyself
Better safe than sorry. Apparently it's true in the case of CPR.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
If we are talking about the same CPR, there are Good Samaritan laws that protect you in that case.
Unverified
I don't need a super model, if she looks decent and isn't a piece of shit I'm good with that
Draevan13
I'd be fine with an average girl who shares my interest (gamer who rarely goes out), but I've not found anyone yet...
IHaveACatNamedGustav
I'm ok with a personality that wouldn't annoy me to much. And to be honest I kinda feel like that standard is way to high since I often >
IHaveACatNamedGustav
> annoy myself.
KittenMittensofSteel
It's about finding that certain kind of annoying you can live with.
NZSheeps
I agree completely. You are annoying. :p
Pygmyshrew
As long as she is slim, has a nice badonkadonk and is nice I really don't care much face-wise. Fatties is a no-go though.
The3DPrintingPolak
Aren't you a real charmer
Naiix
Reee someone has preferences
Redisia
Honestly though behavior ALWAYS beats looks. Woman sometimes need to realise that men are human also and you might also need to approach us.
N3R0
I would give anyone a chance if he/she/it does the first move... oh... that's the meaning of the tree! Guys I think I got got it now.
Peachos
As a Washingtonian can confirm, must be evergreen
NewtonScamander
Well who wouldn't want to talk to Groot or and Ent
FistsOfSlightAnnoyance
Septiformus
That'd Spruce things up
Dyslexicbirch
Not always its 50/50 some guys egos get hurt or they think the woman is desperate
DenverCoderIX
This is my greatest fear. I'm not desperate; if I find a guy interesting, why would I let the chance to get to know him better go by?
AnanasHoi
Exactly. There’s quite a few girls I find interesting, and I’d 100% say yes if asked me out. Makes me feel special, also I don’t have the1/2
AnanasHoi
Guts myself to do it
legacyweaver
If a guy's ego is hurt by being approached instead of doing the approaching, you're better off without him. Old fashioned macho bullshit.
Akillesursinne
People say shit like this a lot. But really.. "Ugly" guys expect girls to like them because of personality, but what about the "ugly" girls?
legacyweaver
1) It's just a fact that men are more visual, women are more emotional. Different aspects attract each. Ugly women and emotionally shallow
legacyweaver
2) men are both fighting an uphill battle. As a man, I refuse to feel bad about wanting to be sexually attracted to my mate. It's important.
Akillesursinne
Of course, but then again, shaming girls for wanting handsome men is just as bad.
legacyweaver
Ah well I agree for sure. Just because men are more visual, doesn't mean we don't want emotional depth as well. Vice versa for women.
DenverCoderIX
We ugly fucks are expected to curl up and die alone a miserable death.
Akillesursinne
Pff, not my point, my point was that the standards are kinda weird. Men demand a lot more than they give, sometimes.
DenverCoderIX
Yeah, I feel you. I mean that I'm an ugly girl, and even men on my own "bracket" aim for girls way out of their league.
Akillesursinne
I don't think you should judge yourself that way, you're human.
Akillesursinne
But in a way, perhaps men are even more friendzone-ish, not even giving some women a chance, one could argue.
TedTheMan
Darn humans with sight imperfections. (Imperfection is the part that makes a thing special.)
TedTheMan
Stop, you are perfect and you know it. Find the one smart enough to see you for who you are.
ACabbageFromSpace
Is it a maple?
Greytrek90
Found the Canadian.
ACabbageFromSpace
More of an upside-down Canadian. (I'm an Aussie who grew up in Canada)
AfricanAustralian
Yeah is it a maple?
fattosacidos
Welcome back fellow teens from 2009. Until now I thought we'd evolved quite a bit, but apparently, I'm wrong
Crawmak
I like how they put that question over a picture of a Very non-average girl.
ScrippyChan
...with shitty, SHITTY hair.
Rhyuji
Depends on what region of the world you are at--lotta hot women in russia/sweden/etc that are blondes..
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
QuackQuackAttack
Its amazing what makeup, colored contacts and hair dye will do.
icanttype
Well, it's not like the average girl is wearing makeup, coloured contacts and hair dye
IsayiLoveYouaLot
Who the fudge has tome for that?
nellietta
Time? It's not like you colour your hair every day, and contacts take only a minute. So just make up, and the answer is like 80% of girls
AlkeneThiol
Her face is also well proportioned.
Terad0r
From what I can see, I'd say she's pretty average looking by Norwegian standards.
ragekritz
Yeah but she's probably not your type
flamingflamingo
I suspect she put that text there herself to fish for compliments.
tzap
I suspect both parts of the image were created by the same person.
LetsRide
She’s average. I’ve seen tons of female selfies on here better looking and many worse. She’s average. In the middle. Middle of the road...
flamingflamingo
Being honest, yes she's pretty to some, ugly to others. But she's baiting for compliments and it's annoying. Women don't exist on a spectrum
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
Everything can be put on a spectrum, as long as there is more than one. Unless I'm missing something.
flamingflamingo
That's stupid. But sure. If you're incredibly subjective, and only use one value, sure.
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
There's more than one value provided by this photo alone... Anything can be measured. And everyone measures differently. It's life.
ScoobidyBop
Our house?
AlHarrington
In the middle of our street
BertaDude
Our house!
Codedependent
it has a crowd
Efreeti
In the middle of our house
PurplePrinny
According to googled research, at least in the US, the average female is 20 lbs overweight.If she ain't fat she ain't average.
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
For her age and height she's probably average.
Crawmak
I don't really think you can use imgur selfies as a gauge for average people. I'm moreso thinking the people I've seen IRL.
Imathgood
You mean..... The outerweb?
Crawmak
Even worse... Not the web... At all!
YouThinkThatsBad
Yeah as a bartender at a hotel in the US I’m comfortable saying I’m at least better than average from what I’ve seen from middle America
Odballl
If a tree approached me I'd run the fuck away.
brownsugga
I'm groot!
thegoddamn18thavenger
A talking tree? I'm rich!
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Brurarum
GrimdogX
Coward.
gleely
Coward. I'd tap that ass, and extract delicious maple syrup. Then I'd fuck the tree.
thewiggins
https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1442538402ra/16248804.gif
AllOlBollocks
I'd tap that sap.
AJMansfield
Especially if they're going from Burnham Wood to Dunsinane Hill.
TheFrenchCanadianTaunter
Could be interesting if you're Malkavian.
CanadianMadCow
I sudowouldo too.
lordofallthecookies
I would talk to the tree. But I'm a girl...
getmo
You must be asking for it.
HereInPlainSight
Just gonna let that idea take root, huh? Let our minds branch out a little? Then just leaf? Think it's too sappy for us? Okay I'm done.
Vamp13
it depends is it a scary tree or an average tree? and is it a male tree or female tree? does it have a mafia accent or not?
DogmomKiki
CleverHeather
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
But then I'd come back because that tree might have a quest
DurendaI
Sexy dryad.
gavr1loo
To Isengard?
unwisedude
What about a little bush?
dootdootfloop
Maybe the tree was just trying to branch out , make new friends .
JCBaggins
Tree?!? I am no tree! I am an Ent!
ahokusa
Rdc24703
You'd come back after you collected yourself.
saucelord
tbh some people i know would fuck a tree if they could
JeSuisBaguette
ahhh, the hole on the watermelon trick
Wernerr
Hesus christ
FUNKAPUS
So you would only fuck the tree if the could fuck the tree??
GodEmperor0fMankind
Are you kinkshaming me?
saucelord
not at all kind sir
getmo
Ahh, 'kinkshaming', what an interesting word... It is mine now.
Nommad
I'm pretty sure every sjw on tumblr claims rights to that word...
lordofthedice
Eh. Even I use it unironically sometimes. Let people have their kinks.
1PunMan
The tree chases you. "No! Don't leaf me! I just wanna root!"
klean9
Groot sad
InsolventTacos
And tell myself time to lay off the LSD
Intr0naut
Nobody cares for the wood anymore...
MBTDavid
#EntLivesMatter
disposiablewhitemail
Not if it had boobs.
Dressbeast
I lol’d
Rainbowtrout117
I wish I could favourite comments too.
amperShroom
railgap
It's not meant literally.
ElmsiGreen
I might be extremely startled but I would definitely be too curious to run away
bakkart
Macbeth?
EdwardStarsmith
Some of my best conversations have been with trees. Please don't ask how drunk I was at the time.
therealdaikatana
Nah,gotta be like Merry and Pipp. Just get carried 70,000 entstrides and then cheerfully converse with said tree (Ent actually but close)
prolificchicken
pussy
Niccenl
Welcome hello there ent
ThrobbinHoodz
50-50. Could be an ent, could be a cursed rotting greatwood
icouldhavebutdidnt
I'd leave.
XtraDownvote
Heavy Plant Crossing
HusainAbbas
Tbf the tree might have something really interesting to say like wtf they think about
ilovegramsalot
I would remember to take my Lithium.
BLAZMAN
Naw fam, ever heard of ents? They're chill
crann
yeah dog check out r/trees. They are talking about ents over there right? Cause everyone seems super chill.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
I don't quite understand. Then again, you are very small.
TheHaloFollower
Precicely what I was gonna say
LoopsAhoy
Unless you're a filthy orc, "burárum!"
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
the ents I grew up with are fucking terrifying
EgoDeleri
And I hear they have some incredible liquor
graou13
I thought they stole food to bring to their colony to feed their queen. like you can't even have a picnic without getting tons of them.
TheDiabeticHeretic
I find that very enteresting.
BLAZMAN
I hate you. I hate you so much.
NotPapaEmeritus
Sounds like you've been entrapped
SuspiciousGlance
What a hateful entity
Docretier
I share his hate
Jrn0myr
As a girl, would this actually work???
blitzgottheturret
Yes. We fear embarrassment, judging, and many other things.
ElmsiGreen
He might be startled at first but maybe ask him out on a very basic date at first, to see a movie he likes or maybe a fast-food restaurant.
2and900
Talk to them in a way that makes them think they asked you out
AnanasHoi
No.
NZSheeps
Don't be subtle. Go with something like "Wanna bump uglies?" as an opening line.
snotcaulk
it\'s-a-trap.gif
trucedfrags
Nopls
noptic
So far all my relationships and hook ups where started by the girl. Was to shy to talk to one till I was 16 and one started to speak to me
Secsletariat
I wouldn't guarantee it, but if he objects purely because you made the first move, you probably dodged a bullet.
obarey
Statistically, your chances are much higher than guys approaching girls. Bonus: when this works, it is with someone YOU want.
EgoDeleri
Yes. It's science.
JustWaves
Lmao
Grudgebearingmidget
Guys appreciate not having to take lead all the damn time. That said, don't take it personal if we aren't interested, like @Greytrek27 says
Gosuamakenatek
Let me put it this way. In my entire life, only one girl ever just started talking to me...but I'm pretty sure she was on all the drugs.
NordicusMaximus
4 out of 5 guys this would work on. The 5th guy is just a douche anyways.
NerdN1
Probably. Depends on a lot of factors, but what do you think they'll do if any person started conversation, run away and hide?
rossimus
Think of it this way: would it be enough for you if the situation were reversed?
JustJottingDownSomeObservations
I’ve had three GF - but they asked me out. I can’t tell the dif. Of being flirty or interested, so I just sit there being dense and smiling.
Jocke
Yeah, pretty much
Greytrek90
Avoiding the wit/bias of other commenters: Yes, it would. Don't expect every guy to bite (he might not be single, you might not be his 1/
Greytrek90
particular type, you might just remind him of someone else, etc.), but it can definitely help. Often the only guys who go around asking 2/
Greytrek90
out every other girl they see are the ones you don't want to be around, anyway. We nice guys tend to play it safer, so by all means try.
Jrn0myr
Thanks!
Greytrek90
You're welcome! And again, don't let the failures bother you, they'll always be the norm anyway. Good luck!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Um, this is not always the case. Some guys are shallow and very picky even tho they aren't a catch themselves.
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yeah, I've had my fair share of disses bc I'm not a size 2.
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
I know both men and women who do this, not all are shallow some are just trying to do better then themselves that’s all
Therearetoomanyusernames
I totally get that. I definitely know women like that too. Big difference between "doing better" and think you're too good.
findtheotters
I can confirm
Therearetoomanyusernames
Same! I speak from experience.
EdwardStarsmith
I was chatting with a friend about a guy like that. He walks up, chats a bit, walks away. "Deep as a mirror", was her perfect response.
Therearetoomanyusernames
That is pretty brilliant! I'm gonna steal that, thanks!
BigAZNMan
Yeah and it's hard to have sex with trees sometimes.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Sometimes?
DPCerberusBlaze
True, but on average men have to approach women so it would feel great to be approached. Even those guys would probably give her a thought.
Snarkwell
Amen. I will likely go my entire life without someone approaching me. That's just being a guy.
vixvox
Nope.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I agree that most men have to do the leg work but I have approached men before and they didn't give me the time of day. Weren't even 10s.
IdleNarrator
Um, shy people also exist...
Therearetoomanyusernames
I actually like shy men, but I'm not referring to them. There are men who look at you w/disdain if you approach them and aren't a size 2.
veyrall
Can confirm. Am picky, am not a catch.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Can you not help it or you just don't care?
veyrall
Can't help it. Just not attracted to the kinds of girls who are attracted to me.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Hm, that's a shame.
Koshunae
Im also picky, and the only thing I having going for me is that I can fix things around the house.
BigBadJuju
Some people* not just guys haha
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yes, I know. I was only referring to the post. I'm aware there are very shallow women. I know plenty.
Frogthebountyhunter
This could be said about either gender really
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yes, I know. But the post is specifically about men.
MCEscherWasADouchebag
This has been said of me, and honestly I just don't get it. Why am I being shallow? Am I supposed to pretend to be attracted to someone >
MCEscherWasADouchebag
I'm not, because they're "in my league"? It's not a choice or anything.. <
Therearetoomanyusernames
No, it's important to be attracted to a person but it's also important to be realistic. Like you can't have a Lambo with Kia money. Kwim?
LizardEnterprises
The set of guys who get insecure when a woman approaches them is a subset of the set of guys women shouldn't date so... this is a good thing
AllyKatze
I might be weird, but I genuinely go for the shy, nice, quiet guy....glasses are a bonus
Therearetoomanyusernames
ME TOO!!!
LizardEnterprises
There's shy and there's defensive. If you confuse them you're gonna have a bad time.
AllyKatze
That's not the guy you described, everyone is insecure about talking to someone the like ~ unless they're a psychopath
LizardEnterprises
1/? Reread the comment chain. Toomanyusernames pointed out that some people are shallow and picky. If it were just shallow, or just picky,
hangemhigh13
*Some people. Not only men do this.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I know. I was only referring to the post at the moment. Believe me, I'm well aware women are shallow too.
legacyweaver
Would have said this too, so I'll just upvote instead. It's as if neither gender has a monopoly on flaws. Go figure.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I was only referring to the post. I wasn't implying only men are like this. I know women like that as well.
JHawke
As a attack helicopter, if the gas intake is not on the left she just isn't made for me.
Therearetoomanyusernames
So fucking shallow....
JHawke
No sir, I am a luxury model with floaters attached to my skids. Shallow or deep I stay afloat!
Therearetoomanyusernames
*Madam and I am actually impressed.
IamJustinSane
There’s no rule that says you have to be handsome to date an attractive girl. I’m nothing special, but most of my girlfriends have been 9’s
Therearetoomanyusernames
I never said there was a rule, I am only speaking from experience and the post implies that as long she's not ugly, a guy will be happy.
vixvox
Some women can be picky too but many of us fall in love with a personality/humour over looks.
IamJustinSane
I know dozens of fat ugly male virgins that would disagree.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Then there is something they're doing wrong. I knew some too but I helped them by teaching them to be confident.
IamJustinSane
So you don’t fall in love with their personality, you change it to something you can love.
truthsmiles
I'm friendly to everyone, even guys - which is why so many of them think I'm gay.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yup! I get that it seems like I'm flirting a lot when I'm just being friendly.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Trust me I know that feeling. Cause being nice is gay apparently
trucedfrags
Same.
truthsmiles
"No offense, but are you gay?" Haha dozens of times in my life. I just take it as a compliment now!
Jasarg
No but for are you 1/2
Jasarg
Is really true? 2/2