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Bad elf
Jul 24, 2017 12:24 PM
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wwoodd97
I still cant believe aku signed a Marvel contract to be in Thor.
DoctorSnakebeast
Got your nose!
derekjohn
This post brought to you by the National Elf Service (one for the Brits).
cantfigureoutmyusername
BillClintonsPecker
Exactually
You forgot this elf![]()
AddNapalm
mellino19
Bottom right looks like the evil chick from Reboot
OmegaMaru
You know, I legit thought it was Hexadecimial too xD
malicewizard9
She still looks hot!
AnykindofTacos
Supaenmi
Thank you, I came back to this post because I remembered this GIF and thought that someone probably had linked it. +1
AnykindofTacos
Took me a while to find it. You're welcome.
tebbsie
Her headdress reminds me of Ashi...
iguessmyusernamecanbeaslongasiwantittobe
Lee pace is one pretty son of a bitch
disreputabledog27
Lee Pace is so versatile, completely forgot he was a sweetheart in Pushing Daisies, then he was Daddy Thranduil, and then Evil Man
Duffman26
Gandalf=Magneto
noonehasthisoneyet
Am I the only one attracted to Cate as Hela?
LoopStricken
Of course you're not.
newold
We need Orlando Bloom as a baddie.
CommentingTil1mGlorious
nevadasteve
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Deadpolio
sentientseven
crumplestiltskin
TheGiantTater
ChickenTacquitos
Thranduil is a cunt too tho
Midiosa
And then Orlando Bloom was a villain in the Three Musketeers movie
xzxw
Cate Blanchette looks like that legendary deer Pokémon.
LiterallyAnOpossum
Or Aku.
LoopStricken
Xerneas.
Neckrolls4life
No love for Karl Urban? http://imgur.com/DuSWaZS
gibsonguy77
He's not an elf in the Lord of the Rings
Neckrolls4life
Stupid helmets!
NeonArlecchino
I wonder how many people instantly recognize which of those elves also played this character!
LoopStricken
Yes.
PloppyTheSlopper
Cate Blanchett in her Hela make up, with her hair down.... Yes please. That's one hot 48yr old.
Abekrampe
Cate Blanchett in General, yes please
GingerParade
Lissyb
Hotter than Hel .. a.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Hnnnggg
moon2A
homoerection
Damn, she even gets me going....
ShawnS0l0
^ checks out
LoopStricken
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
ErasmusTycho
Man, she makes the goddess of death look freakin' hot.
Dionysus187
Yeah i'd take her any way she's made up. But I had NONE idea that was her and was super fucking surprised and horny.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
*Drow
ManWithBearHands
And they all get an Infinity Stone. Are those the three elves that had rings? Because that would work so perfectly.
PhailRaptor
Elrond and Galadriel did. Thranduil did not.
xMarvel2630
Since when is Hela getting an infinity stone?
Freeflare
I believe the holders of the elven rings were Elrond, Galadriel, and Gandalf.
ManWithBearHands
Ah, so close.
ichoder
That is more or less correct. There were other holders, but Lee Pace's character, Thranduil, was not one of them.
ichoder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Rings
DonaldFuck
Gandalf?
TheBitSlinger
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
UonlyThinkyourDead
if you work for the phone company you are the villain on day one
capflavex
Or wear the rings long enough that your immortality warps you into something worse.
TaakoFromTv
lee pace is gorgeous
polkadotcardi
His feathered 80s hair in Halt and Catch Fire is glorious.
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Holy shit lee pace was ronan?
Hargy89
Where the hell have you been?
TeddyBearHeaven
I only recognized him initially from the voice.
blainetog
And Aaron Tyler from Wonderfalls!
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I liked that show :(
GGCrono
Was anyone else who first saw him on Pushing Daisies kind of surprised at how tall he is?
NitroInjected8
Yes! Thought he was of average size then saw behind the scenes of The Hobbit and was quite shocked
the12thletter
So the question is, is he white and gold or blue and black?
ADisturbedOne
Gold and black!
AZRAELSBLADE
Yeah dude where have you been
Selerox
Among other things: http://knightleyemma.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/lee-pace-soldiers-girl-2003.jpg?w=600
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Yes, he physically built up for the Ronan role, between the 1st 2 Hobbit movies.
3nd3rwiggin
His roommate at Juilliard was Anthony Mackie, (Sam Wilson / Falcon) and apparently they did not get along all that well.
redloki55
how did you not look that up?
ImmortalAzrael
I always knew he was but I still find it hard to believe.
freebooterz
I'm more like holy shit that's Galadriel?
fucckubus
I totally thought it was Claire Forlani at first.
Nightcaste
And she's hornier than Loki
Halfton81
Schaaaaaaaaaaa-wiiing
BlackElkSpeaks
No offense but how didn't you know that :9
allihearisnoise
I'm with you, it's not hard to IMDb this shit specially if you say you like the film's!
BlackElkSpeaks
No kidding. Even without IMDB it was so obvious, especially with his unique voice.
yourspacelawyer
Probably the 20 pounds of makeup.
BlackElkSpeaks
If you know who Lee Pace is even with the makeup it's obvious. His voice is an easy away.
mglaive
And the Piemaker! He has what you might call "range".
SnesC
Tellcerseiitwasme
Omg I love that show. Pushing daisies was so underrated.
JakeHawke
Huh. Verified. Neat. :) https://68.media.tumblr.com/0c117d41de629bd137c9e32fa5292fe3/tumblr_nh46gxtm4l1rkfh1eo1_500.gif
HotDamnDeanandSam
Oh no my ovaries
Attaroo
galadriel if she took the ring
FremenDar007
She's also one of the oldest Elves on Arda.
dev89
Elrond if he dived in after it.
OrkfaellerX
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEsvGngW0AAwWDW.jpg:large
grandfalloon
Beautiful and terrible as the dawn, indeed.
KrisPiasek
Real question is, would the one ring she used betray her? If no, then welp, no use fighting against her.
infiniteblaze
More like if she was Sauron's mom.
UnfriendlyWolf
I still would
BlueColdIceSugar
I'd take her ring. And then some.
LoopStricken
As long as she has her black hair down.
Iamnotwhoyouthinkyouare
If she was god damn sauron by the look of the last trailer. OP as fuck
CziltangBrone
Picard and Jarmal at Tanagra
Attaroo
In Middle Earth lore, she's older than the Sun and the Moon.
littlegoblin
Hotter than the sun too
RandAIFlagg
by all accounts she was a total cunt - and did nothing helpful after she and her brother lead the Elves in open rebellion against the Valar
cvnk
Yeah I believe Tolkien said those exact words about her in one of his letters to C.S. Lewis
RandAIFlagg
bahaha, just the Silmarillion
MisterOneUpper
She becomes a daughter of Aku?
Drek258
Wouldn't you? That guy is pretty fun.
Tinkrr
Can't I just be Nick Cage's daughter?
Drek258
Only if you eat your vegetables.
Tinkrr
I don't know what that means...
Jus10Ed
Or that villain from Reboot.
dorkowastaken
Hexadecimal?
Jus10Ed
I looked it up. Yep that's it.
srsgiraffe
https://media.giphy.com/media/3rgXBs4BTfnHg6rM1W/giphy.gif
Throrf
Galadriel, were she a shapeshifting master of darknessm unleashing an unspeakable evil
Gayforbae
What is she in the second pic?
9005805
Hela, ruler of Hel and Nifleheim from Thor: Ragnarok
Throrf
Are you saying Galadriel was Aku all along?
Talmorean
She actually looks just like Morathi, the mother of Malekith, king of the Dark Elves in Warhammer Fantasy. http://imgur.com/NuaaT1S
PMMeYourPopplios
hot
Opportunist
Dot for reference.
OrkfaellerX
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEsvGngW0AAwWDW.jpg:large
eagleandy93
I just read the basics of the End Times and AoS lore, and I am sad that GW killed EVERYONE, ala G.R.R. Martin
Talmorean
The world ending was one thing. Malekith, the sadistic Elf Hitler becoming the King of All Elves was egregious and wrong on all levels.
eagleandy93
that, and Lord Kroak made me giggle then sad
palatinekatinka
Malekith wasn't so bad early on, before his mother's influence. Might have been okay if he'd been given a chance in the first place.
palatinekatinka
Plus Asuryan driving all the false Phoenix Kings mad was a hilarious touch that explained so much High Elf history.
Talmorean
With a mother like that, he had very little chance. Also the curse of Khaine was on his bloodline.
Burke616
Yeah, that's probably what inspired Jack Kirby in the first place.
Talmorean
Hela 1st appeared in 1964. Morthai didn't appear until much later. It's probably the reverse.
nolittleplans
Or like the invention of hardnessed fire it happened in multiple places at once
popejubal
You're just like those Tolkien apologists who constantly try to "educate" me when I tell them that Tolkien stole stuff from Games Workshop.
Talmorean
Burke616
That was my point.
YharnamsFinest
That's the exact opposite of what you said though. Hela was created more than likely before Morathi. You said Morathi inspired Helas look
PrincessAnus
...sweetie. Hel/Hela? is a Norse goddess. she's much older than that.
Talmorean
The Comic book character you walnut. You get the name because you were condescending
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
ALL WOULD LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!
SometimesImReady
In all the years I watched the series, I never ever understood this scene.
HashtagOwnage
That's because they went too overboard with the special effects and made it impossible to tell what she was saying.
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
TL;DR: She was borderline evil in some ways, the Dark Ring wouldn't have made it better. She did good saying "no, to drugs".
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Galadriel, is of the original owners of the 3 rings given to the elves. Elves aren't immune to greed or lusts for power, and she is known 1/
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
To have twisted others emotions & desires for her own benefit and is thought by some to be nearly evil, hence Gimli's warning and fear of 2/
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Forest she inhabits. Her gift/access of foresight, IMMENSE power, and abilty she already had, made her pretty formidable. Saying no to 3/
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
MORE BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE THAN THE DAWN!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I WOULD LIKE A CHOCOLATE SHAKE WITH MY ORDER. DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT SOMETHING?
OmenRider
A SUNDAE, WITH TITTY SPRINKLES!
fewe
ILL HAVE 2 NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, 2 45S ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA
OneDoesNotSimplyHitLike
tehzpoon
I definitely kept reading in her dramatic voice. Heheheh
sporkwizrd
PropainAndPropainAccesories
IS PEPSI OKAY?!
Gayforbae
NO!!!!! GIVE ME A DR. PEPPER INSTEAD!!
Dsharppe
COLESLAW I GUESS. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA EAT IT. W-W-WHAT ARE YOU GETTING?
APenguinInATuxedo
I'D LIKE A SIDE OF ONION RINGS PLEASE
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
YOU GET ONION RINGS WITH YOUR ORDER, DOES ANYBODY HAVE A REASONABLE REQUEST?
LvAllen
You forgot one:
LordHarold
No because he's an half elf.
tomyironmane
PinstripePotoroo93
He's an angry elf... must be from the south pole
Zasep
I thought they were referring to Will Ferrell
epsilonmonkey
Will is the "elf" but Will in the movie called Peter an elf.... that is what got Peter mad.
pancreas
Have you seen the movie Knights of Badassdom? Dinklage was amazing in that one.
ItsSirUnimpressive
One of the best worst movies I've seen in years.
shadowbem
.
Hsid
Sauce?
GDSTEVE
A Christmas Story
SometimesIEatTooMuch
The movie "Elf" with Will Ferrell
WhiteTexan
milf
Nuggzs
Elf
Vhiyur
Fun fact: Peter Dinklage almost didn't take this role because he thought they wanted him to be an elf. 1/2
Vhiyur
He took it because he later found out they didn't want that and he got to beat up Will Ferrell.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
He's made it a point to refuse any role that would belittle *snigger* people like him
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I thought I saw real hate in his eyes during that scene.
mikeatike
Heavymettle
He prides himself on never having, and never will, take a role based on mocking his diminutive stature. He only accepts "real" roles.
Sharkostomy
Seems fair enough.
RelevantNameIsRelevant
So he became the imp?
BorgaSmorg
Yea I am sure they had to talk him into that one. I can see why he would make an exception on a script read. Tyrion himself, risses above it
Aerata
I think it's really the difference between being mocked by the public vs those in the series.
YourWaifuIsTrash
It's the difference between a script that uses the short guy as a punchline, and a script that portrays the struggle of being short.
biggwhytey
Cadsair
You think they should make iPhones for babies cuz I do!
biggwhytey
noblespaceplatypus
I could sit here and watch that for hours and be happy
SalmonTheWise
Noobalott
Do you think they should make iphones for babies? Cuz I do.
deathbymonkeys
I'll smack you till Friday and it's only Wednesday
ENCHANTMEN
take that jeffrey
TheWorthlessPeons
...jeffery
WingCoBob
Joeffry
ENCHANTMEN
Yeah, from House of cards
Estbgti
Isn't he from The Throne Games?
LtKifKroker
*chards