Bannedmeforbuttjiggle
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She was outside having a smoke and was a little drunk
She slammed her hand down on the table outside
She put my meat thermometer through her hand
The doctor said it was a miracle she didn't damage anything
MattotoFrowandi
Ouch. On the plus side, that bracelet looks coo in the x-ray.
ihavethepower12
PIERCING....
pizzapartyjosh
yep that's definitely gone all the way through - doc after x-ray, probably
AlexCrosley
Did the Mexican believe that She can travel through time now?
somethingsomethingjojoreference
Pretty sure that's not how you smoke
CMoeBaggins
Anyone else finding the X-ray of the thermometer the most interesting part of this?
MTBrains
I've seen this somewhere before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HWxjFHlhG8
Nuhlinga
Did she need 75 more minutes at 350 degrees?
beefAndOnions
Hos cool was she, with the whole situation?
overboard
these kids and their piercings nowadays...
HiccupsAreReverseThrowUps
Why the fuck would u leave it on its face u ass?
Jareli
It's like how David Blaine does it
OnePunnyGuy
Well, was she running a fever?
Dangerneck
Medium stupid.
IHaveAPizzaTrampolineSecret
upvote for the hidden dickbutt.
IHaveAPizzaTrampolineSecret
I lied.
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
I worry about that so I usually use one that has a flat side so I can lay it down and it doesn't roll away.
Bannedmeforbuttjiggle
I bought one with a square dial so I could lie it down and it wouldn't roll.
kcool951
So she handled your meat thermometer
radieon
Incorrectly, I presume
TheFourthLaw
Why was it left pointing straight up?
Morrigi
...Because it was stuck through her hand?
Xelothar
I saw this in butterfly effect already
ReferenceGameOnPoint
trying to prove to her prison mate she is jesus
iatha
Nailed it
Ionlybrowseatwork
Butterfly Effect? Noice.
jeffasaurusrex
Nah man, Sinbad!
Mml41990
That's the first thing I thought.
bioshockingly
jesus christ, with how much force did she slam her hand into it? It went straight through the fucking bone
searafina
What concerns me is what the hell was meat thermometer doing outside? Are you Kevin from Hkme Alone? Was that a trap? She was mighty lucky!
AmyBethMegJo
That bothered me, too. But then I thought, "Grilling. It is because of grilling."
searafina
It took too long for me to realize, not everyone is surrounded by snow now. Still.
Rips4w
Who else wants to know what temperature her hand was?
notintoyoga
Yeah, how can you not include a picture of the thermometer reading?
CalmyKingBee
Didn't damage anything?! Look at her hand! It's got a meat thermometer in it!
smaug777000
definitely damaged the skin...
MentallyChill
Meat thermometer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MissNicks
Was her hand medium rare?
Necronox
Raw, in fact.
sunlitglo
Yeah what did the meat thermometer read!?!!
akuryuken
Not yet, you can see all the grease still around.
notyourusualsuspect
Steak tartare
pyronyzen
Oh ms Boswelllllllll
Timmeh1
I was looking for someone who would say something about the butterfly effect!! Thank you for not letting me down
pyronyzen
tis a shame that not many people get it
IgorTheKiddo
How come it says 2012 on the X-Ray? Was this 3 years ago?
Bannedmeforbuttjiggle
Yes it was. My original account was toasted so I re-added my stuff and thought I'd share it since the pitchfork one was so popular
CheckMyFavouritesForCuteAndHappyShit
OP uses internet explorer
IgorTheKiddo
I am internet explorer
littlegoblin
the imgur detectives are on the case
coitophobic
3? 4!
Crispo
No offense, how old is your niece?! she looks underage on the pics. The smoking part disturbs me
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
What about the "she was drunk" part? :|
Crispo
Oh yeah that part too! If heavily drunk the impaled hand is justified. It disturbs me she fell just slightly sedated. Just Kidding ;)
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Really? Such shit sarcasm. You said the smoking part disturbs you because she looks underage, but the drinking doesn't bother you?
Crispo
Yeah of course that part too I just forgot to mention it in the comment
mwoodman
The smoking part disturbs you? Not the impaling part?
Crispo
internet has ruined me with healthy habits and desensitized with live leak videos
BoringPrivateQRCode
Or the "slightly drunk" part?
Crispo
It was sarcasm. Of course it disturb me, I just forgot to mention the drinking part too
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
hah, smoking bothered you but being drunk was totally normal? and actually you can legally smoke earlier than you can legally drink!
ChaotiCyclops
Some parents let their children drink, as long as they're home.
luciferwaskindofright
Why is there no braclet in the other pics? I am so confused.
dogsaredogs
Great point. Answer for yourself OP!
MNsnow66
X-Ray is from 2012 but everything else checks out. I'm very surprised it wasn't removed before though.
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
Was thinking the same thing.
justanotherdrunkcanadian
Likely didn't think to take it off in the initial panic, looks like it has a clasp so was likely easy to do just an oversight.
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
Rest of the pics are after the x ray. They took it off after
NerfHerder055
A lot of times they take xray to see damage, then before working on hand have you remove bracelet
LooseyGooseyBrett
That's not a bracelet.
blacklocke
That's actually what the inside of a hospital bracelet looks like. Source: I'm lying.
cmfler
The most reliable source on Imgur
EdumamacationUSay
...and in the mean time, make sure to offer help that needs it. That can only help our cause
invalidguest
they took it off after x-raying? not rocket science
mrpotatodick
All metal is removed before an x-ray.
bad52292
No its not
SmilesOften
Well, not all of it.
justcallmejoe
Bracelet with beads?
animjason
That's MRI
CptFloridaMan
Thanks now it's bothering me...
heydoggieyouremyfavoritecustomer
It has to be that the x-ray was done first, then bracelet came off afterwards.
Bannedmeforbuttjiggle
They took the Xray, realized it was there and made her remove it for the rest of the xrays.
Crispo
As a third world person: that x-Ray looks pretty detailed. The UHD of X-rays
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
I guess the rest of the pictures are after it was taken off but the order not having them in any picture and then having them fucked me up
CptFloridaMan
That makes sense to a tired person. Not bothered anymore.