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Oct 27, 2020 1:38 AM
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Coltacola
Spaghetti is also straight until it gets wet
mikeatike
ScarecrowSticks
Eleshar24
I understood that reference!
MirtoLegrand
ScarecrowSticks
@BabyFarkMcGeeZax gave the higher definition of tunnels.gif forever ago,
KarakLohr
robjzeus33
?? fucking Wales man
pukeM
RoTaLuMe
I need like 5 to 6 diggits now
Damiv
Right?
sebvit
The dark souls of being gay, this is like!
AisforApple
You're supposed to read it from bottom to top
Maverickaura
But it still makes sense if you ready it like Yoda, hence the gif,
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnhh
Like is this gay being of souls dark the?
NudistGhost
LivingDecomposition
Hi Tumblr
BosunMark
WarmeChocolademelk
Dude, same. Dating someone of the same gender is confusing and scary. Thank fuck I have options.
fartalert
This has happened waaay too many times. I've never regretted being rejected by a straight girl, tho
kelinna
I'm an extremely social introvert because of anxiety. I've never let that one anxious thought stop me. Make them feel like the 1/2
kelinna
question is just part of a very charming compliment, and even a no could result in a good friend or a good memory. 2/2
shyriath
MuffinProof
LabyrinthBuilder
trigonman3
SpikeWolfwood
Muskie4242
Lock eyes and blush slightly? Come on, one of them picked up on it and takes a shot, right? Right?
Sonicdahedgie
There's a reason gay folk like to dress distinctly.
tisroero
I wear this flannel on purpose, godammit.
Redisia
karashu2000
dontrike
I miss 100% of the shots I do take - Negativity
Unitrin420
That's what she said
BlackDeku
There are really a lot of women sexually curious out there, so lesbians give it a shot when you can
Isendduckpics
Tell me if you like me. If you're a man I'll decline because I'm straight. If you're a woman I'll decline because you must be mental.
Findlocalsloths
*Too bad they're probably not interested.
QuietGiant
I have the opposite problem where I'm really into pixies and tomboys when a lot of them are gay.
fartalert
Hey, I am your type! That was encouraging. Sometimes I feel less of a woman because of my tomboy style. My man made me so happy 1/2
fartalert
Yesterday, calling himself my wifey. I love that we can have fun with roles in today's society, and not feel obliged to being something else
fartalert
We do have a long way to go, but I still wanna celebrate the way we've come :) Plenty of bi/straight tomboys looking for you out there
johnnyboy1996
I def had a thing for tomboys but tbh my personality scares people away before i can figure if they're straight
solarprominence
wait wait wait. Don't send them all his way :) there are other dudes out here who are also into tomboyish girls.
fartalert
You'll find each other some day! :)
ExistentialDreadlocks
Go for cute guys instead. They're almost always gay.
SpanWolf
I had a guy I was interested in tell me he was interested in me right after he moved away...
fartalert
What happened next? Are you still friends? Are you still into him?
SpanWolf
He got married to his ex, we hardly talk anymore. Still think of him from time to time, but I have my own relationship to consider now.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Be brave, like the queen song
yamatto
i'm assuming this why lesbians have their uniform. What we really as a society need is beta colony style earrings however.
ArkoneAxon
Lois McMaster Bujold FTW!
HellfireJags
In my case, you also miss 100% of the shots you do take too. Feel like Stevie Wonder trying to hit a fucking bullseye at 2 miles away.
ArkoneAxon
Remember that scene in Disney's "Hercules" during the montage, when he disconsolantly throws a knife... and for the first time, it sticks?
fartalert
Your success rate can only go up from here!
VagrantKoba
I have the exact opposite. "Wow, she's cute. Eh, she is probably gay"
Millstone85
Reminds me of Voltaire on Keanu: "Everybody knows he's gay. Okay, I don't really know that, but let's face it, he's too hot to be straight."
Ziinuka
Not to even mention trans women who get literally murdered by straight men who react badly when the girl tells him she's trans.
infernalcombustionengine
The world's evolving all the time, things will get better.
ExistentialDreadlocks
If she tells him first thing, no problem. If she tells him after dating for six months, not so much.
ArkoneAxon
What about when they meet at a party, get drunk, and she gives him a blowjob? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Gwen_Araujo
ExistentialDreadlocks
Murder isn't justified either way, but that would be rape by deception.
ArkoneAxon
It's not as if they were having heartfelt conversations during weeks of courting. Don't pair up genitals with people you just met.
Ziinuka
How is that rape by deception?
ExistentialDreadlocks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception R v McNally (deceit as to gender).
Ziinuka
I would assume 6 months in you would know.
ExistentialDreadlocks
Not if it's a really good surgeon
Ziinuka
I don't mean physically, but I would assume they would have trusted you with that information.
Kittynomnoms
Ah yes, in the latter case murder is perfectly acceptable
dontrike
My thought usually is "Wow, she's really attractive, so she's most likely in a relationship" or "....so she's out of my league."
IChangedMyNameToBeAnonymous
Grad student life is literally this... 90% of the women in my classes are taken or way too attractive for me to have a shot.
Ziinuka
If you put yourself down like that you definitely won't "have a shot".
Ziinuka
Remember that there are no such thing leagues when it comes to dating.
Valfheim
Maybe it's just me, but it feels like all women are on another level. it feels arrogant asking out
Ziinuka
Don't put us on a pedestal. We're just people.
Valfheim
Well maybe it's just me then. It feels presumptuous 90% of the time, because you have to assume you are also a viable enough candidate. 1/2
Valfheim
A lot of the time I just don't feel that, I can't compare. Maybe I just rate women too highly. 2/2
fartalert
Sometimes you gotta be arrogant to capture the heart of the prince/princess!
xuriV
imagine you're a basement dweller with sketchy appearance, no job, no vehicle, no social skills. leagues are definite. know yo' role
RocketrySurgeon
Ehh. People are people. You won't know what anyone's interests or standards are until you get to know them.
xuriV
yes. finding people with low standards is a popular strategy. mostly found in bars. typically not a successful one.
fartalert
Not true! There are so many great love stories to counterfeit this
xuriV
lol, and many, many, many, many more rejection stories. One in even a thousand doesn't count.
Ziinuka
You could say a person like that doesn't have much to give in a relationship but it's still an assumption and doesn't prove "leagues" exist.
xuriV
It's not an assumption, it's pretty tangible, and obvious. You must read/watch a lot of romance, eh.
xuriV
The spectrum for actual dates is short with no money, no vehicle. Living with parents is not optimal. Social skills are your best chance
Ziinuka
It's reasonable to want someone who is in the same life stage as you, is independent and self-sufficient and mature. That's not a league 1/2
dontrike
I respectfully disagree.
xVVitch
I disagree right back. That's your own insecurity &/or ego talking.
dontrike
Both can be true, I can have the most self loathing of any person this side of the Mississippi and leagues exist.
xuriV
or it could be logic and experience.
xVVitch
No.
Ziinuka
There are no leagues. Ppl are attracted to different things. Your insecurity will hold you back and put ppl on a pedestal.