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Feb 8, 2019 3:57 PM
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Garuff
She's going a give you a reach around and send you shooting STRAIGHT up ?
iRateYourDick
Thisnkilled me
Woolytop
*Shouting over the wind* "DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?"
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Yeah but he got paid good for taking the shot.
slotheroll
hotblooded454
Can i let go now guys?
Shadarim
"Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that, but you know what impresses me?"
Shadarim
"When a guy can do that NO days a year."
hameis
Plot twist, hes fucking both of them
Broonstar
nothing worse than being a third wing
EltyJade
What you dont know is they both kissed the cam man after that.
EmeraldLight
I should order myself some flowers... I've never gotten vday flowers before...
garukno
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
Can confirm, that is exactly what it looks like when we film.
godfatherdontl
Weird threesome but ok...I'm in
CaptainThePirate
Please...if your job has you tossin random people outta planes to take their picture, you probably don’t have a hard time finding a partner.
Lamplord
It was at that moment, forever alone guy decided not to pull his chute.
yphastos
Or maybe he gave fake ones to those two
blaid0
You know the chute deploys automatically at a preset altitude, right? In case you black out or get knocked out somehow on exit.
Grizy
My life is a LIE.
WannaSeeMy
In that moment, forever alone guy decided to pull the break away on his chute
subcolour
Only if you have an AAD and they are not used everywhere
TheSilentFucK
yeah, but not all of them.
Volgax364
That’s disappointing
Memes4life1
Indeed
OhBoiShitWaddup
Pull the shute and cut it, the emergency parachute doesn't have this system
Volgax364
I don’t want to work for it.
ElonMustToke
death uh... finds a way
Aetherblade
I'd think that the emerency shute would be the main one to have it? It being an "emergency parachute"?
wekilledbambi03
You don’t want it to open into the regular one if it’s already open.
FBKatB3tadotcom1
LivingCactus
thefrayedendsofsanity
People in the theater laughed so hard at this during the preview. I did not. Thought the joke was too obvious.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
highly underrated movie
JamesAHarrod
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
dereklarsen
Are you implying it's possible to reach orgasm in freefall before having to pull the chute? Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.
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veewonroadate
Du hast?
SABURNA
What and who is this?
BwieDieter
Rammstein bück dich performance during their Winter 2017-2018 tour
RelativeVelocity
I'm guessing Rammstein
SABURNA
Sweet thanks okay I thought so but I wasn’t 100%
CoffinFullOfPudding
BÜCK DICH
allotherusernamestaken89
chrismofer
haha best mascott every man
possiblymanbearpig
Gritty is a national treasure
FourWindBadger
I need source. Asking for a friend
FBKatB3tadotcom1
https://youtu.be/hpZYwh8G4ac The Happy Time Murders
assmaster4000
hamberglar
Oh man, I forgot all about this. I remember seeing a trailer for this and thinking it looked good.
NZSheeps
Any good?
TheGreatAku
FUCK no
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
it's pretty good
PTKrieg
Eh. Once you get past the muppet gimmick, it's pretty much just a detective story with weak gross-out humor.
NZSheeps
I might give it a try. I was raised on Meet The Feebles (Peter Jackson's weird muppet phase)