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Dec 18, 2022 3:47 AM
DocClawhammer
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dorenavant
I read that as “my executioner”. I need sleep.
AmCow
I'm learning banjo, can I have the video please?
Toxicempanada
Best part is i work from home so we play video games together more often now
amatrixxa
unannouncedguest
I want one too
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Not dead but a perpetual inspiration.
ProphetofEntropy
dude, she knows who steve martin is.
highstream
How can I get one of those executive wives so I can pursue bluegrass?
commentsivehadafew
Now you can create a banjo theme-song to play when she gets home at the end of the day
twfx
Come listen to my story about a stay at home dad, and her c suite career tryna keep the family fed…
gypsyspot
John Hartford?
dirtmarker
I'm in this picture and don't mind one bit.
redtails2649
That isn’t cate blanchett, is it?
VanillaJester
No, it's Taika Waititi.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Naw, he's showing her the LEGO sets he wants for xmas.
1eudaemonia
I have this wife too. its great
PIGTEETH
Livin' the dream there fella.
wellembalmed
Wifes grand plan is to get a Cornell job by 35. Kids will be tween and kindergarten age. I could retire early, keep my license for tradework
NiranjanIyengar
Wife’s a dentist. I work from home. This was us two weeks ago. Please share links
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Ochropyra
Cate Blanchett is HOT (the goth is valid but superfluous)
beaubrent
Is that HER? She is such a chameleon!
hickorybakedbeans
I honestly forgot it was cate blanchett in this movie, and had to Google who Hela was
MasterMookie
Any woman is hotter goth.
BatsArentBugs
The gother the hotter.
OneHandedComent
Goth, like redhead, is a multiplier
Piratebeard
That’s Taiko Waititi :) his real girlfriend is Rita Ora.
Wytchwood1
Are… are you me…?
ThisGuyPostingThings
Which dead old guy? Why not just kidnap Steve Martin and make him teach you?
SayRamrod
pete seeger?
DocClawhammer
Steve’s fantastic, but he’s a very “modern” player. Scruggs style and a melodicy clawhammer. I’m talking old time styles
ThisGuyPostingThings
Ah, quite reasonable, and a very solid choice. Should've known, by your username.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I was never attracted to Cate Blanchett before, but I think she's hot as fuck as Hella. That's perfectly normal right?
prettydumb
yes
Gababu
i hope hela is alive and they bring her back so she can get some justice as a character and threat
FatBastardVegetarian
She can be a 10 or a 5. It's her thang.
doppelfisch
I felt the same way. And for Henry Cavill. No interest until he turned into Geralt.
MrPositivePotato
you got yourself a fetish aint nothing to be ashamed of
deject3000
I always thought she was attractive. ?♂️
drw16
100% same. went from zero response to full neuron activation.
swifter66
SlytlyDerangd
Yes. Excuse me. FUCK YES.
GadenKerensky
I don't understand her. She looked ethereally beautiful in LOTR. Then I see her in a Robin Hood flick as Marion and she looked very plain >
GadenKerensky
and only modestly attractive. Then she's Hela and she becomes villainously sexy. How? Makeup can only do so much. Who is this woman?
spoonybards
Different makeup does make a difference, yes, but also different hair, clothes, and styling.
EDlux
An actress?
FatBastardVegetarian
She can be a 10 or a 5. It's her thang.
ChristopherHallett
She did an incredible job in a movie called The Gift, which also features Keanu Reeves playing an asshole and Katie Holmes.
captainnewbi
there was no better to be casted
Burke616
Hela
smashpro1
Depends on your reaction to this gif.
Tjitso
God dammit. I saw this and in a reflex I got down on my knees and now I have to explain to my gf why I'm not proposing. Thanks a lot
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Yes ma’am.
dragonsnot
Good sub
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Tjitso
She's not a sub
UserNamesArentEasy
I would love to be a stay at home dad
GuggelPlayer
Same
Trassation
God. I wish I had the competence and executive function to be one.
OnlyByMoonlight
Same. And I would rock the job so well. Unfortunately my spouse has health issues and can't do much so I am needed to do all the things
EulersBallsack
Good man, just like my dad. You are appreciated even if it might often not seem that way
homoerection
“Stay at home dog dad that cooks real good” is my resume.
UserNamesArentEasy
Same resume as a cat dad.
DontPostTheGif
Just don't try to be a stay at home dad and work from home. Literally 2 full time jobs and I'm burnt out.
YouWonTheGam3
I'm scared. My wife wants this for me but if she does, we're financially screwed and the children will have nothing
UnicornSausage
I did it for a while. In-law Dad fucking hated me for it. Loved the time I got to spend with the kids. Interviewing for jobs after was weird
Neuroticmama91
My husband is one while he's battling health issues. My dad gave me shit for it. Told him my husband is worth more than a paycheck to me
Neuroticmama91
"Sorry you didn't have this opportunity while I was growing up" shut him up good.
UserNamesArentEasy
DaDudeAbides
I am happy to hear I am not alone. I would do a hell of a job cooking every night
ThePhystopian
I couldn't do it. Being alone at home most of the time would drive me mad.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
same except the children are dogs... like 6 dogs
meatstain
I am and I love it. I cook, I clean, I fix everything, I build PCs for them, and hunt and fish too. Never a dull moment and my boss is hot!
UserNamesArentEasy
Are you hiring?
neospor1n
Even better. I’m a stay at home dad, but no kids
UserNamesArentEasy
Become a cat/dog dad today!
neospor1n
My wife hates dogs, and no desire for cats. No responsibility!!
UserNamesArentEasy
Fish or birds?
neospor1n
No. Responsibility.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
I was for a while and became super depressed
shmerdaburrdaburr
Did you find a dad’s group? It can be super isolating if you don’t find a community.
fivehelicopter
It's not for everybody.
drw16
i haven't dated a girl who should cook over me. i would make healthy feasts, keep everything clean, get buff for her, read and code for fun
moosemulligan
Code for fun? That's serious.
ThePhystopian
It's just another way of being creative
drw16
i like coding. i dont think i could do it again as a job.
atomright2718
Getting buff and making healthy feasts while you wait to meet her can't hurt?
anjeleyezjr
....code. For fun. wot
hickorybakedbeans
He hasn't had time to code yet. Let him have his dreams
UserNamesArentEasy
I just started to learn to code. So far it's OK.
drw16
naw i was a dev for 7 years. coding without pressure is actually fun, idk
ThePhystopian
Definitely, I also like to code for fun.
BearFerDoYouNeedAssistance
I have an open position. Would you like to apply?
drw16
i am currently mid-mental-breakdown atm. gotta put my mask on before assisting others, so to speak
BearFerDoYouNeedAssistance
I hope it gets better!