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Sep 12, 2016 11:47 PM
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ImgurianElysium
This is perfect.
imlaughin
what do people really think happened
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Dino Velvet? The bad guy from 8mm? Someone keep an eye on Nicolas Cage.
johnnyratbastard
They're all reptilian shapeshifters anyway.
Wyveres
Dino Velvet ... i know that name , he makes special films ...
ReverseNecrophiliac
TheCaprican72
Good luck and RIP if it catches up to you.
combatwombat9966
Goddamn I hope that's his porn name
db17k
This is on the front page right now
IAmDrBanner
Wow, that is accurate.
ThatsWhatSheSed
Coincidence? I think not.
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MethodsUnsound
EVERYBODY CARES
WillJeSuis
Okay, I read the links, what did this guy actually record Hillary doing?
KABARU
Get used to seeing it for the next couple days.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
"This is Dino Velvet." (This part was removed for character limit reasons) "He's going to shoot himself in the back of the head yesterday."
TearfulSausageRoll
Isn't Dino Velvet Peter Stormare's character from 8mm with Nicolas Cage?
ameki
can get real awkward when your lizardpersonsuit malfunctions
WhoEvenNeedsAUsername
Can I get a quick summary? What did he do to get "killed"?
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
Video?
Lopool
Don't let Dino go extinct
ronandusty
Dino Velvet? Peter Stormare in 8mm? What?
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
sauce?
Chefreign
Weren't there two recordings? One from the right and one from the left.
SquirtleSquad420
who cares? that doesn't push their narrative.
anewjokeeveryday
Who's?
Chefreign
What narrative? I'm saying aren't there two people we should be worrying about.
Dinnerplatenipples
What?? What is this?!
Dinnerplatenipples
Gotta love them conspiracies.
TGWeaver
Imgur sure loves to run a joke into the ground, but with that title, apparently they're actually clinging to this crazy conspiracy bullshit.
zpjon
@OP has a case of the stupid and it's terminal.
wadatahmydamie
It's another shitpost from Imgur's conspiracy corps. They believe that the Clintons have murdered like 30 people.
BreakingBean
47* sorry
MeerkatMandate
right thats just crazy, the number is for sure higher than 30...
Thoraxe123
I mean, i wouldn't be surprised if she did
needusernamewhynotzoidberg
Hillary can't even stand up let alone kill someone.
wadatahmydamie
I'd be surprised if empirical evidence were presented.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
what a strange coincidence that that whistleblower guy ended up dead recently, just like Vince Foster hmmmm
wadatahmydamie
You weren't alive when Vince Foster died, but yeah, that's a conspiracy theory, stupid. Even Kenneth Starr doesn't buy it.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Your arrogance shining bright for all to see. You can make no such assumption as to whether or not I was alive. Not that it matters.
wadatahmydamie
No, it doesn't matter, but it gives you a graceful option to explain why you're so ignorant on the subject. You don't even know who he was.
KnightSolaire
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows each president only gets two secret murders.
bedsound
A bunch more if they're in Pakistan actually
LivingDecomposition
I missed something.
Glittershart
Yeah ballsy move
poorwhitetrash
*Deadly
Polarbit
*Suicidal; the coroner will concur, I am certain.
MolarRam
Anyone care to name an actual Clinton victim? http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/bodycount.asp
RenegadeTQ
Did you know our government as well as many others has a section dedicated to posting misinformation so it's hard discern fact from fiction?
pikebot
Not really.
RenegadeTQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Threat_Research_Intelligence_Group
RenegadeTQ
Snowden leaked some of their correspondences.
MolarRam
Naw, you don't say-I bet everything that contradicts your preconceived notions is misinformation put out by The Man-Critical thinking, Do it
RenegadeTQ
all of his belongings. Moral of the story, don't believe everything you're told, especially where politicians are involved. (3/3)
RenegadeTQ
Did I say that? The irony is I was trying to point that out to you. You willingly accept a lazy fact-check because it supports what you /1
TGWeaver
"A lazy fact check". It's fucking Snopes, man.
RenegadeTQ
Yea, they have a proven bias and have been wrong several times
RenegadeTQ
you want to believe. Just like that DNC staffer who leaked to Wikileaks was killed in what police ruled a "robbery" and yet he still had /2
MolarRam
You think Snopes is "lazy fact checking" & then trot out a loony conspiracy theory. Ignorance, gullibility and lack of critical thinking.
RenegadeTQ
What conspiracy theory?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
yup, the whole email server thingy is just a a loony conspiracy theory, I agree
wadatahmydamie
"I'm just asking questions!"
RenegadeTQ
Britain's particular agency that does this known as the Joint Threat Research Intelligence Group, or JTRIG for short. (3/3)
RenegadeTQ
It's not a conspiracy....they are real government agencies lmao. I don't understand how people can KNOW their government is untrustworthy /1
wadatahmydamie
"Propaganda exists? Better believe any old thing that comes along from any other source! No shades of gray here, just black and white!"
RenegadeTQ
Again, when did I say that. I'm literally saying the opposite. DON'T believe everything you're told. You're using doublespeak here.
RenegadeTQ
but immediately balk at any mention of shady and questionable behavior. Snowden released documents on NSA correspondence with Great /2
seedye
It's ironic that you're the main proof that such government agency would be wholly unnecessary.
RenegadeTQ
Not really. My knowledge of the entity renders it unnecessary? How are so many people unaware of world events? Snowden released docs on it.
seedye
Not that. I'm talking about ubiquitous credulous ninnies that think the "Clinton body count" is evidence of anything.
seedye
And Snopes must be in on it? Precious.
graehall
Is this embarrassingly dumbass conspiracy shit worth promoting to FP twice in the same day? Is it even worth promoting once? You weirdos.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
What's it called when conspiracy theories are like, mainstream?
biolologist
Infowars/WND/Prisonplanet
Jawsers
I took a gander over there, it's great for a laugh. Learned today Hillary has AIDS, Parkinsons, Creutzfeld-Jakob, Huntingtons, epilepsy
wadatahmydamie
/r/RedPill is getting bolder every day thanks to the rise of a racist piece of rotting fruit.
graehall
Weirdo dickbags have figured out that while they may get dismissed on FP among regular folk, they can game User Sub for more easy influence.
Glittershart
But seriously though, people tend to disappear around the Clintons every now and again
pikebot
What people? You're accusing someone of murder. Be specific.
TGWeaver
Not in any way that implies foul play, as you're doing.
wadatahmydamie
40,000 men and women die every day. Source: Blüe Öyster Cült. Anyway, this conspiracy theory nonsense doesn't help anybody.
Glittershart
But it's funny so go with and don't kill the fun for the rest of us
wadatahmydamie
This is how Brexit, Antivax, and the Libertarian party started. Dumb shit gets out of hand quick.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Want to add alphabet sexuality to the mix? Go on. I dare you.
Glittershart
Don't forget Aleppo, Gary Johnson will be very upset!!!
wadatahmydamie
You forgot Poland
pikebot
For fuck's sake, you clowns never get tired of posting the same bullshit, do you?
wadatahmydamie
Oh god no. Funny thing is that the biggest, loudest babies when it comes to "safe spaces" are also the ones who demand them the most.
graehall
They don't take well to criticism either.
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Hilary is dead you guys. Clone puppet taking over. Agenda complete.
swatz
I see you've seen the Documentary, They Live!
caqq
Weekend at Hillary's
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Do the BERNIE!
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fearandloathebananas
They were fucking stupid to use the apple batteries for that robot. Needs more powah!
c0nt
Fucking Synths...
BubblesSayingDecent
Reptilians can be replaced.
gensturm
Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week.
kerms
Honestly if she died I wouldn't put it past them to use an impersonator.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Her body double was being touted earlier, on her departure from her daughter's apartment, looking apparently well.
anewjokeeveryday
So crazy I believe it
TheGovernmentCensorsEverythingISay
██ ███.
page80
Wow. You said it man
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Lolol
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
believe it. There was breaking news in NY about it til it got cut off the air. Shit is going down! Elite do not need her any longer.
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Sauce: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYrlIZvMCc
ReleaseTheKracken
That's. Very peculiar
anewjokeeveryday
What shit is going down tell me more
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Trump will be POTUS
solomonbishop
No, he's only in the race for the fame aspect. While I don't know who the real choices will be, it wont be out of what there is now.
wyatt8740
So's Paul McCartney, I heard.
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Interesting....
Zippla
Crab people
anewjokeeveryday
wadatahmydamie
Serious question @OP - With so many valid things to attack Clinton on, why bother with this childish conspiracy theory bullshit?
MolarRam
No kidding there are real reasons to dislike Hillary but no, we'll keep dragging up the same silly conspiracy theories over and over.
anewjokeeveryday
Listen here fuck-O. She is dead. A body double has stepped in and that's who you saw after the collapse. So suck on that.
wadatahmydamie
wellthatsjustyouropinion
why are we posting his face all over the internet then? we gotta protect this guy, take him into the underground resistance bunker!
rubbarz
You mean Churches Chicken? Nobody will go there to find him because nobody goes there
SomeMoofMilker
Because we all know it's already too late...
Mik23
Great now the government peeps know abt the secret bunker
1stNeonStar
What is more protection then having every one on the internet know who he is? Anything happens we will know.
KingOfTheCasuals
MADE OF OF SCOTT STERLING'S FACE!!
swatz
I.. I want to go to the secret bunker. Do they have cookies? Can I bring chocolate milk?
TIREDGANG
Don't talk about the bunker, man
lospaturno
Who is interested already knows anything.
SnailPlissken
We protect him by watching him.
mimomisu
it's not even him, this whole thing is made up and his name is from the 8mm movie
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
SELF HARM IS A SERIOUS ISSUE.
SmilingSamoyed
I've got a cosy dungeon... I mean bunker I can set up for his interrogation... I mean safety. Im totally not associated with Hillary fyi
Sosickofthisshit
ThatQuietlySmirking
OP, I hope you always get your headphone cord hooked on door handles.
anewjokeeveryday
ohdeepthought
But what if they have an iPhone 7?!
willvasco
Then they'll lose their headphones before they get through the door.
wadatahmydamie
I'll pray that he loses one earbud, and it's the one that didn't blow out on day two.
ohdeepthought
Hahah or they leave them in their pockets and wash them mwahhaha
wyatt8740
a) this is a repost. b) Hillary's not some goddamn russian assassin.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Seriously, that's an insult to the Russians. They would never be so sloppy with the staging.
SwitchPusher
I meeeeeannn let's not get to hasty
wagnus
Or IS SHE? Dundun DUNNNNNNN
anewjokeeveryday
a) don't fucking check fp. b)
wyatt8740
(is this a joke everyone's in on but me? Is everyone actually supporting a lunatic because if we cant have Bernie we should burn it down?)
jjuerg
People close to the Clintons have gone missing before.
wyatt8740
Such as?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Vince Foster
Rebelminion
Nobody thinks Hillary is killing people. Just ordering the hits. She not han
wyatt8740
Okay, she's not goddamn Vladimir Putin.
CultofCedar
I mean Putin was part of the kgb so he probably was an assassin himself Hillary isn't as good as him
wyatt8740
She is not the CURRENT Vladimir Putin, then.
CultofCedar
Okay but to be fair she's equally as shady